As
my book says being a vampire is not easy, it is not all dressing in black and
spending a fortune in dental floss
Some
times i think I am a round peg sort of person living in a sq hole world, to day
the local mega store had a sale on light bulbs so i got 15.
Yes
just because I am a vampire does not mean I have to always have to use the dribbling
black candles
The automatic pay till no longer gives bags
and there I am trying to hold 15 bulbs so I put them back in the basket to go
look for a box.
The
basket has a door sensor alarm which I set off looking for a box, after finding
a box I set the alarms back off again bringing the basket back.
Now as
for the alarms no one takes a blind bit of notice of them, and the thing is I
wouldn't have cared if they had as the first to complain would find themselves
carrying the bulbs for me.............
What
stupid human decided that bulbs should come in two types of fitting?
The
only reason for this is to upset anyone that has to stand on two boxes to reach
the darn fitting to discover they have the wrong bulb!!!!!
What
I need is an Igor servant to get the shopping
But
no cash so ………………..
Buy
a book !!!!!!!!!!
If
not don’t blame me if people start finding an odd corpse laying outside a mega
store with neck wounds and a screw fit bulb stuck in their mouth!
VAMPIRE
Amy Mah
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