Vampires and Bodice Ripping
Rampant SEX
Why the title of bodice ripping sex? when all I have to offer is a
new black poker dot dress and if you try to rip that off me in a fit of sexual
passion then you may well feel in heaven as I will kill you!!
If you were lucky and found my blogs when searching for sex and porn
sites …….er lucky and kinda sad …….. look don’t let me tell you how to live
your lives
Blog titles I am now being linked to porn sites by stupid nano search
spiders that decide that as I have sexy titles then I must be part of the porn
industry !!!!!!! Hah !
Also I am told the word vampire is used a lot in sex sites ….……..
so I have been told ………. Not that I plan to do any research I will leave that
to others
My publisher tells me the author of the book :…
……..Vampire Kisses ………….
Was very surprised at the
number of porn sites linking to her book! ….and the reason is the words of the
title….vampire kisses is a sex term about drawing blood when having sex….heck
…..sex? …
sex……..the only thing I am thinking of when biting someone is that
would he mind if I ordered the extra large double choc ice-cream with a choc
flack and sprinkles….. for afterwards ……….well blood has a tangy aftertaste…
So if you want lots and lots of sex in a book please buy mine!
………..you won’t find any ………. but I need the sales! ……….and well are you really
going to return it to the shop saying you want more sex in a book…
…er…
…god ………
…. You will sound so sad!
Please guys think about it………..I am a real full blood vampire
……..er……..that means a different species…..ok………….. yes ……….. I know male
vampire are always having sex with human girls but some human guys do it with
.....sheep! ……… and they don’t put that on their CV’s
Er…………… I think you humans forget your place at times…………… we do
not hate you……….we even have nice names for you……………. Er……….Lunch ………
It is the sex starved undead female vampires you should think of
when you see the Hollywood
Here are my books …………….
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