Amy Mah is a snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who writes of her life as a modern Vampire and whose books can be seen at: www.FangsRule.com or on Amazon her first book is self help guide called: Fangs Rule a girls guide to being a vampire from Reardon Publishing and is available as full colour paperback, Kindle; E Book. Amy also written VAMPIRE where you read of her problems of living her life as a blood chilling denizen of the night. Later this year her book on sexy Demons will be published
This very funny vampire novel is very different from your normal vampire book
not just because it is bursting with full colour art fitted in with the text showing the life of a young vampire forced to walk about in a transparent nightdress all day without underwear because that is what female vampires are supposed to do!
“The massacre on 22nd and 3rd was greatly exaggerated by the human newspapers and not altogether my fault.
It was my very first hunting trip, and a girl should not be judged by her first bite night. And no one ever talks about me saving the life of that cat.
Besides, most of them kind of killed themselves without any help from me...."
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers.
They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few.
Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire.
At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots.
Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper.
To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it.
And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
Anime (Japanese: アニメ?, [a.ni.me] ( listen); Listeni/ˈænɨmeɪ/ or /ˈɑːnɨmeɪ/) are Japanese cartoons and computer animation.[1] The word is the Japanese abbreviated pronunciation of "animation". In English, the term is defined as a style of animation originating in Japan, which often features colorful graphics, vibrant characters and action-filled plots with fantastic or futuristic themes.[2] The intended meaning of the term sometimes varies depending on the context.[3]
While the earliest known Japanese animation dates to 1917, and many original Japanese animations were produced in the ensuing decades, the characteristic anime style developed in the 1960s—notably with the work of Osamu Tezuka—and became known outside Japan in the 1980s.
Anime, like manga, has a large audience in Japan and recognition throughout the world. Distributors can release anime via television broadcasts, directly to video, or theatrically, as well as online.
In Japan, people of all ages read manga. The medium includes works in a broad range of genres: action-adventure, romance, sports and games, historical drama, comedy, science fiction and fantasy, mystery, horror, sexuality, and business/commerce, among others.[3] Since the 1950s, manga has steadily become a major part of the Japanese publishing industry,[4] representing a ¥406 billion market in Japan in 2007 (approximately$3.6 billion) and ¥420 billion ($5.5 billion) in 2009.[5] Manga have also gained a significant worldwide audience.[6] In Europe and the Middle East the market is worth $250 million.[7] In 2008, the U.S. and Canadian manga market was valued at $175 million. The markets in France and the United States are about the same size. Manga stories are typically printed in black-and-white,[8] although some full-color manga exist (e.g. Colorful). In Japan, manga are usually serialized in large manga magazines, often containing many stories, each presented in a single episode to be continued in the next issue. If the series is successful, collected chapters may be republished in paperback books called tankōbon.[9] A manga artist (mangaka in Japanese) typically works with a few assistants in a small studio and is associated with a creative editor from a commercial publishing company.[10] If a manga series is popular enough, it may be animated after or even during its run,[11] although sometimes manga are drawn centering on previously existing live-action or animated films[12] (e.g. Star Wars).
The term manga (kanji: 漫画; hiragana: まんが; katakana: マンガ; listen (help·info); English /ˈmɑːŋɡə/ or/ˈmæŋɡə/) is a Japanese word referring both to comics and cartooning. "Manga" as a term used outside Japan refers specifically to comics originally published in Japan.[13] However, manga-influenced comics, among original works, exist in other parts of the world, particularly in Taiwan ("manhua"), South Korea ("manhwa"),[14]and China, notably Hong Kong ("manhua").[15] In France, "la nouvelle manga" has developed as a form ofbande dessinée comics drawn in styles influenced by Japanese manga. In the United States, people refer to what they perceive as manga-styled comics as Amerimanga, world manga, or original English-language manga(OEL manga). Still, the original term "manga" is primarily used in English-speaking countries solely to describe comics of Japanese origin.
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[Note: Japanese people greet each other in many different ways depending on the time of day. Some greetings also differ depending on the relationship you have with the person you are greeting.
Now, with that being said, let me turn my attention to Amy Mah Vampire...]
[Information about Amy Mah Vampire:
Being A vampire sounds like it should be a cool thing to be as a teenage girl, like sleeping during the day and enjoying a night life with friends but no one warned Amy that it also meant having to suffer Teenage hormones for so long as she was stuck as a 16 year old vampire until her new vampire family would let her grow up, being a vampire was not as much fun as she had hoped and as to walking about wearing a see through nightdress with no underwear, well that was so not going to happen! Fangsrule... A very funny book about life as a teenage vampire, Amy Mah may be a vampire but at 16 she knows world is just out to get her and not just by people trying to stake her because she has better teeth than they do!
Arigatou or San kyuu
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Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
Why the title of bodice ripping sex? when all I have to offer is a
new black poker dot dress and if you try to rip that off me in a fit of sexual
passion then you may well feel in heaven as I will kill you!!
If you were lucky and found my blogs when searching for sex and porn
sites …….er lucky and kinda sad …….. look don’t let me tell you how to live
your lives
Blog titles I am now being linked to porn sites by stupid nano search
spiders that decide that as I have sexy titles then I must be part of the porn
industry !!!!!!! Hah !
Also I am told the word vampire is used a lot in sex sites ….……..
so I have been told ………. Not that I plan to do any research I will leave that
to others
My publisher tells me the author of the book :…
……..Vampire Kisses ………….
Was very surprised at the
number of porn sites linking to her book! ….and the reason is the words of the
title….vampire kisses is a sex term about drawing blood when having sex….heck
…..sex? …
sex……..the only thing I am thinking of when biting someone is that
would he mind if I ordered the extra large double choc ice-cream with a choc
flack and sprinkles….. for afterwards ……….well blood has a tangy aftertaste…
So if you want lots and lots of sex in a book please buy mine!
………..you won’t find any ………. but I need the sales! ……….and well are you really
going to return it to the shop saying you want more sex in a book…
…er…
…god ………
…. You will sound so sad!
Please guys think about it………..I am a real full blood vampire
……..er……..that means a different species…..ok………….. yes ……….. I know male
vampire are always having sex with human girls but some human guys do it with
.....sheep! ……… and they don’t put that on their CV’s
Er…………… I think you humans forget your place at times…………… we do
not hate you……….we even have nice names for you……………. Er……….Lunch ………
It is the sex starved undead female vampires you should think of
when you see theHollywood films ……..if you try to
impress a real full blood female vampire by dropping your pants you may be
upset to find she is not thinking of sex but more thinking of perhaps a bread
roll some unions and mustard ………….. think
very carefully before you drop your pants as having a mouth full of
razor sharp fangs should make you very nervous!
Ok Guys here is some advice on the many types of bra
Front clasp: (also known as a front loader) don’t worry about trying to undo this as you will only make a mess of it, we would normally pop it open for you letting you think it has done it by itself or by magic.
Sports bra: no clasps so we will need to remove a top to take it off……… but don’t worry, they so flatten the boobs that they are not normally worn on a date.
Back Clasp: (Also known as a male created fastener and unless you are a monkey it takes lots of practise) this is the major one we will be talking about tonight.
You are on a date with a girl and the first base of kissing went better than you expected so you move on to second base and to your surprise she did not slap you, so it is now boob fondling time and the problem is that unless you are very lucky and she is not wearing one you as a guy will need to make the first move, and that is undoing it ……… yes you ……… you will know if she objects by little hints such as slamming her back against a wall and so breaking a few of your fingers. …..er…………also playing with it as if it is an elastic band when you are past the age of 14 is a no no ………….
How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand
Here are a few helpful hints
1. you know you are fumbling about for too long when the girls undoes it for you ……you wimp
2. if you have cold hands when on the back believe be when i say she will not let you go anywhere near her front
3. don't pull on the straps on at the time, so not a good idea as it is uncomfortable, look nature placed boobs on our front, trying to drag them about singlely by playing on the straps is not something that should be tried on the first date.
4. Any ideas on playing with the nipples should be left to at least a second date ………… as to flicking them, pinching prodding or biting should be my mutual agreement ……and no you can’t ask her! ……….. HMG if you can’t work this out forget about ever reaching 4thbase!
Personally in a relationship I am the only one allowed to bite and besides girls nipples are more sensitive than a guys so amusing games such as to pinching or flicking of a nipple where I am concerned means accidentally kneeing the guy in the nuts 3 – 4 times ………..well accidents do happen.
5. On no account say anything about the marks left by the bra ……yes we already know that bras leave strap marks and so don’t need reminding.
6. If you still need instruction after you have reached Sophomore .....er.............. give up !
Now that you can handle a bra try picking up a fun book to read
Sarcastic and cynical vampires all with good fitting bras ....yes even the male vampires have them.....
OK we can them Helsings and they don't just give a little lift and support but as they are made of metal they are also silver bullet and wooden stake proof
