Sleeping Naked with ones Maid
is not allowed in the USA
Its true and I only just
found out when doing the wording on the book trailer for my new book.
My publisher said to tell
people what to expect in the book so I did and then the film making company in
the States said the test was too ……. Well tooooo Amy Mah ish
1. You can not use the word SEX any
where in the text
Today's world is difficult for everyone,
especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date,
and the biggie of sex,
just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might
get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At
last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems
with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair
go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be
the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life,
older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female
uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female
vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called,
"male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a
very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire,
the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was
normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have
involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off
his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the
first date).
OK so I also put about
getting caught sitting
Naked on a guys lap but he was also
naked so that made things even.
No that had to come out of
the video……….
And Sleeping naked with my Maid is also against American decency rules, is it?
Its not that I pay her to, if
just gets cold at night, it would be ok it I just drained her of blood as long
as we are both wearing underwear.
Now as for tearing chunks of
flesh off a guy with my teeth, chewing it and then swallowing it in front of
him, that is ok …….er?
Yes I can kill and eat who I
like in graphic detail in so long as we are fully dressed and I don’t say the
word SEX while ripping his head off and using his neck as a straw …………….
Murder and mayhem is fine,
but using the word SEX and the video
gets banned from lots and lots of book video sites
So buy your copy now before
it gets banned ………..
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