How Fatima Started Islam: Mohammad's Daughter Tells It All

How Fatima Started Islam: 

Mohammad's Daughter Tells It All

Book Feature

I could be the only person in the world do a feature on this book!

I may even be the last one able to buy it! 

It has been out a few years but I only found out about it when people started to try and Ban it!

The simple fact is if you try and ban a book then a lot more people with go and buy it, apart from just me, it has received 100s of bad reviews from people that say they have not even read it and warn people of how bad it is written etc.

Muslim

Ok lets start off ….If you are a Muslim or follow Islam in any way DO NOT READ THIS BOOK I repeat dont read this book …….you will not like it and it will upset you ………don’t buy it ….dont read it …. And don’t even think about it.

Judaism

Now for followers of Judaism, well you may like it as it puts Jews in a very good historic light.

Christian

Well the Bible gets a little mention but from this book it only sounds a minor sect, you can read it as just a funny book poking fun at the Arabs

Old Gods

Nothing much is said about them, which is a pity as Mecca would have had lots at that time.

Is it badly written? ……………… No

Is it funny? …………….. Yes

Is it designed to piss Muslims off ?   ………. Yes

Is it selling well due to all the hate reviews? …… Yes

Looking at the Amazon sales it is doing far better than any of my books have ever done………

……sob ……………

…… yes banning a book will make it a best seller ………. Sigh ……….

Should you read it ? ………. Well that s up to you ………………….

The Story: 

From the book advert and not my words!

A book like no other on this earth.  Not a few cartoons or an infantile movie trailer but 234 page novel which insults Islam like no other.  A parody of the always drunk proprietor of "Mohammad's Saloon & Brothel" with his completely ridiculous life exposed. 

This moronic child molestating coward and fool who bumps his way through life oblivious to his manipulation as the figurehead of another new religion. 

Learn about his adopted son and heir Ali, the biggest swish ever to sashay across Arabia while sadistically running Mecca's largest boy's brothel. 

Only $9.99 to laugh at, mock, and ridicule those fanatics who do not enjoy being ridiculed.  A well written and extremely funny parody at Amazon.com.

 link to Amazon.com

https://www.amazon.com/How-Fatima-Started-Islam-Mohammads/dp/0578032902/ref

Observe the never sober Mohammad having sex with camels, pre-adolescent girls and boys, the mutilations, murders, terrorism, sneak attacks, back stabbings and mental illnesses.  Absolutely no other novel is similar.  Stick up for America by sticking it to Radical Islam.

Also: There is a subtle effort to dissuade Americans from buying or reading this parody.  The Mullahs of Radical Islam HATE the fact that we in the West can still purchase this book.  They are pressuring and threatening Amazon to stop offering the novel for sale. 

They demand a world wide ban with criminal penalties under Sharia Law.  Out of 6,000,000 Amazon books "How Fatima Started Islam" has the second lowest review rating, why, because Amazon has been flooded with well over 100 negative reviews with the lowest possible rating, reviewers who openly state that they would never ever buy or read a book insulting The Prophet, yet they take the time to tell you not to read it.  The second lowest rating is a badge of honor, it shows how much the Ayatollahs of BAGHDAD and DAMASCUS and the murderous terrorist who killed our ambassador and burned our embassy in BENGHAZI  do not want you to buy HFSI. Do not let these radical tin pot madmen, who think they rule the world and everyone in it, dictate to you what you may or may not read; purchase this important, well written, and extremely funny book.

Reviews

Amazons anti Islam book to create tension and hatred LONDON: The US Publishing organisation Amazon has published and marketed a very humiliating and disgraceful book 'How Fatima started Islam' that obviously will create tension in the world. The ridiculous book carries hatred and neferious propaganda against Islam, last Prophet PBUH and his beloved daughter. The title cover of this book is a picture of a model of a model wearing scarf. A detailed report on the prescribed book and anti Islam activities will be published next edition. This is a message to the whole ummah wake up and defend our Prophet PBUH and his daughter.

“I haven't read the book: I've only been spammed about it. ”

 65 reviewers made a similar statement

Besides being called satirical which it is not, it is actually just a conglomeration of insults, and actually flat out untruths. This book was hard to read due to the authors grammatically challenged style of writing. I found his arguments self serving in many ways, it is obvious he has an axe to grind, and is very anti-Islam. This author lambastes the reader with simply false claims and statements, that have no shred of backing. His citations are simply false, and misleading, and I found the book just depressing to read. I think this author has some real issues besides the lack of a basic spell checker.

Does anyone really think that any worthwhile book should be advertised the same way penis enlargement pills are?

Satire? To call this 'humor' is offensive to anyone with a brain. Disguised hate, tasteless offense and a whole lot of ignorance. Who would cheer on such a book about Christianity?

I certainly won't be reading this obnoxious, offensive book, which has obviously been 'written' (I used the word advisedly) to provoke a reaction. What did entertain me, however, was the 'look inside' feature, where you can admire the truly APPALLING writing style. I mean, why bother with correct punctuation, sentence construction or syntax? Why bother with good research, or a balanced view? This book will injure your brain on so many levels.

Now this is a worry take a look:

kate make a boob over middleton topless beach pictures

Shock Kate Middleton has nipples!

Topless Photos of her Boobs

Kate Middleton

An Italian gossip magazine is set to follow a 

French publication in printing topless 

photographs of the Duchess of Cambridge, it was 

reported today.

Chi is understood to be planning a 26-page photo 

special of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge 

on holiday in the south of France, to run in an 

edition next week, said the BBC.

The move comes despite St James's Palace 

describing the publication of the photos of Kate in 

French magazine Closer yesterday as a 

'grotesque and totally unjustifiable' invasion of 

privacy, and the announcement that the royal 

couple will sue its publishers.

Chi Editor Alfonso Signorini said: 'The fact that 

these are the future rulers of England makes the 

article more interesting and topical.

'This is a deserving topic because it shows in a 

completely natural way the daily life of a very 

famous, young and modern couple in love.'

Both Chi and the French edition of Closer are 

published by the Mondadori media group, which 

is owned by former Italian prime minister Silvio 

Berlusconi.

The British edition of Closer has distanced itself 

from the decision made by its French counterpart, 

which is run by a different company.

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About the Author

The Author Amelia Mah is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire Following the success of her first book "FANGS RULE A girls guide to being a vampire" she had now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy. Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

Sleeping Naked with ones Maid is not allowed in the USA

Sleeping Naked with ones Maid is not allowed in the USA

Its true and I only just found out when doing the wording on the book trailer for my new book.

My publisher said to tell people what to expect in the book so I did and then the film making company in the States said the test was too ……. Well tooooo Amy Mah ish

1.   You can not use the word SEX any where in the text

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

OK so I also put about getting caught sitting Naked on a guys lap but he was also naked so that made things even.

No that had to come out of the video……….

 And Sleeping naked with my Maid is also against American decency rules, is it?

Its not that I pay her to, if just gets cold at night, it would be ok it I just drained her of blood as long as we are both wearing underwear.

Now as for tearing chunks of flesh off a guy with my teeth, chewing it and then swallowing it in front of him, that is ok …….er?

Yes I can kill and eat who I like in graphic detail in so long as we are fully dressed and I don’t say the word SEX while ripping his head off and using his neck as a straw …………….  

Murder and mayhem is fine, but using the word SEX and the video gets banned from lots and lots of book video sites

So buy your copy now before it gets banned ………..

  

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My Words can even Frighten Vampires!

My Words can even Frighten Vampires!

BANNED

Now people are always saying to me “You Can’t say that”  er?............ yes I can it is easy I just hit a few keys and they you are ….. WORDS ……..i think what they mean is that I shouldn't say something…

….and my question back is why?

I need to make this clear to people I am not the sort of vampire that sparkles …ok …… I’m the sort that bites………. And I have very sharp teeth.

I have been expecting to be banned by someone or other …………. Well I thought it would be scientologists as they are the only ones I have rearly had a go at ………….. I mean gods from other space that sort of thing went out with the Aztecs …………

But no a vampire group !!!!!!! ……………….. wowwwwwwwww I mean to say I can upset a vampire group with my Facebook chat ?

Vamp Realm June 4 at 1:19pm Report
Hi Amy - we had to remove you as a friend from all our accounts today based on your Fatwa comment. We can't be involved in insulting a faith like that or religion. We wish you well but that was too far for us to be linked to.

I did not remember what I was doing attached to this group I well I don’t want to upset fellow vampires so looked it up

Est in 1984 the Loyalists of the Vampire Realm is the world's largest and oldest organization of its kind with over 250,000 paid members worldwide.

 

Well I sorry to loose them not that they have sold any of my books with their 250,000 membership and I did not know I could upset vampires with a mention of a Fatwa …………. It is a good job I didn’t tell them I was a blood sucking denizen of the night.

It must be some sort of human organization linked to the vampire world and I have never fully understood the human world …………..

So if you are a vampire member of this group please be careful what you say:

1.   It is fine to kill and drink the blood of virgin teenage girls ……….. hah you try finding a virgin teenager nowadays …….  

2.  Rape and slaughter of innocents is fine if you are a male vampire, if female just stick with the slaughtering ok… or someone will tell your Mom.  

3. Planning to wipe out the whole human race is also ok …….. but mad …..have you ever tasted synthetic blood? Uck!

4. As to nighttime entertainment of having a competition for who can rip the most heads off humans, well that is silly in any case as they never have more than one head each and there is a limit to how many copses you can use as door draft excluders …………….

5. So really you can do most things in a nasty bloody way with plenty of gratuitous violence so long as you don’t use the word Fatwa ……………… after all we vampires are such nice a creatures

My Disclaimer

My Disclaimer On Facebook but it covers my blogs as well …. If you are offended by reading something then all I can say is that it is you that is doing the reading ….like you can stop…..

If any of my remarks or blogs causes offence then this is due not to me but you having me on your friend list, or my you reading my words, if you are not offended now but fear you may be in the future please take proactive action now and remove your link to me, or just stop reading. 

Removal from you friends list will be the best way to stop receiving my blogs, comments, and communication be it via message, chat or wall, failure to remove me as a link will be taken as permission to contact you by the above means and point out the world as I see it. 

From my blogs and wall talk it will be obvious that I discuss politics, human behaviour, social drugs and current mythology. 

If you do not heed this warning to remove me after this warning and are offended then I will take it that you wish to be offended. 

Amy Mah