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Sunday, August 16, 2015

Why the Traditional vampire is undead by Amy Mah




At some point we may have to explain the full meaning of the use of the word vampire along with Undead. But in the meantime let us just have a moan at word use.

Undead is not the same as dead or alive, the best way to think about it is as being fixed just at the point of death, so the undead are not immortal just outside the normal rules of time.

The traditional vampire can then have problems which a living person would not … such as reflections, sunlight, holy symbols, etc etc etc

Now Living vampires should not condemn the belief of the traditional undead vampire due to the USE of the word BELIEF …



Traditional vampires are believed in using the same reality of belief as Christians, Muslims or anyone having something such as a religion that relies upon faith and belief over provable reality.

I would not say my use of the written word was anything special as I have to use both proof readers and editors to get my books into a readable state, so if I can pick up things to moan about they must be bad for me to even notice

But in saying that I have noticed the problems with word meanings and the failure to use them correctly recently, last night I watched a movie on Egypt and heard them say to fire arrows! And they did not! No fire was used at all, to shoot an arrow may be ok but a better way would be to say loose it as you would let loose arrows at the enemy.

Think about it with dogs you let loose or better still let slip … : "Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war".

And see in the time frame of the Egypt movie not sure they should even have had the wheel.

"Interestingly, the earliest representation of
wheeled vehicle from Egypt (tomb of Sebeknekht at El Kab, Dynasty XIII) shows sledges, mounted on four disk wheels rather than rollers."

http://egyptsearchreloaded.proboards.com/thread/1518/ancient-egypt-lack-wheel-comers#ixzz3izJzpV1o

Americans like to use the word Unconscious when they mean Subconscious, even the commentators on the US news, why? Do they have different dictionaries than the rest of the world?

The subconscious is that part of consciousness that is not currently in focal awareness.

The unconscious mind consists of the processes in the mind that occur automatically and are not available to introspection, and include thought processes, memory, affect, and motivation.

Sigh ……And the number of times people say literally instead of figuratively.

Come on just look it up

the adverb literally has meant "really" or "actually" or "in the strict sense of the word." Most style guides continue to advise us not to confuse literally with figuratively, which means "in an analogous or metrological sense,"






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Body Swap









Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm









Amazon Link:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156







Monday, October 27, 2014

READING BOOKS FOR FREE

READING BOOKS FOR FREE 

Amy Mah 吸血鬼 

Now I am not going say who this person is apart from someone posting in a social group

But as an author one does get mixed feelings over someone trying to read a book that has taken a large part of one's life to create for free.



YES I do like it that someone is so keen to read what I write that they work so hard get hold of a copy ..........of all the authors about they want to read my work .......... I do like that.

And the number of paperback books I already give away for free means I will never be rich.  

But Heck
Look it is only $3.20 incl tax and free delivery 







I search on the internet for book reviews and instead discover links to social groups discussing how to not pay for my work.


There were a number of helpful people that commented under this question on how best to download for free but no one said perhaps they should pay the author ........... below is what I found as a author 

Post: #1Where to download vampire (the Full Color Illustrated Amy Mah Vampire Novel)?

I have been looking for a reliable way to find and download this book for free, but I so far I got nothing solid.

For most things, there is torrent.
For single audio files and rare albums, there is SoulSeek
For random things, there is eMule.

But what about books? Occasional, I am able to find something on eMule, but that's exactly what it is - occasional. I am looking for specific titles, and usually they are not classics, like Dorian Gray or Wuthering Hills, but new literature of fact, like vampire (the Full Color Illustrated Amy Mah Vampire Novel)?

So, is there something I am missing, or is there no reliable way to find such interesting books to download for free?

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For those that can afford $3 BOOKS

VAMPIRE

by Amy Mah











Description
This very funny vampire novel is very different from your normal vampire book and not just because it is bursting with full colour art fitted in with the text showing the life of a young vampire
forced to walk about in a transparent nightdress all day without underwear because that is what female vampires are supposed to do! “The massacre on 22nd and 3rd was greatly exaggerated by the human newspapers
and not altogether my fault. It was my very first hunting trip, and a girl should not be judged by her first bite night. And no one ever talks about me saving the life of that cat. Besides, most of them kind of killed themselves
without any help from me...."



Books With Teeth Reviews:Vampire: By Amy Mah offers exactly what I was looking for in a Vampire novel. She creates a vampire society that lives just out of sight of humans but close enough to get a midnight snack...

or take out if they feel like staying home! The story takes place around the life of Amy Mah a typical teenage girl in every way except for instead of painting her nails and worrying about shoes

she polishes her Fangs and sharpens her claws both hand and foot! That of course does not sound typical at all but for Amy it is. 

Our teenage Vampire soon finds herself swept up in a world of social intrigue

and ancient hierarchy as she enters the hidden world of the Vampires. 

Adopted Amelia becomes one of the clan and quickly finds she needs to grow up fast and catch up on
the rules of being a Vampire if she is to survive long in a cut throat society filled with political feuds and clan territorial disputes.

 Being a Vampire is not as Romantic as Hollywood makes it out to be!



Amy has a writing style that is refreshing and well thought out. She handles the romance tastefully and you can tell the character is an extension of the author herself. The illustrated version is a real treat
because you get to see, obviously, illustrations of the characters done by the talented Heby Sim. 

This adds a significant value to the book. I suggest that everyone read this book. Give it a try

because there will be more coming from this EXTREMELY talented author.

Vampire On Kindle
Vampire Book on Amazon
   http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=s9_simh_gw_p351_d0_i1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=desktop-1&pf_rd_r=19FRB878EM8MT9CPDCM8&pf_rd_t=36701&pf_rd_p=1935651402&pf_rd_i=desktop
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Friday, August 19, 2011

Laying NAKED face down on a plastic table


Ok, like what is it with me and getting naked all the time? When on my vacation to visit family in SE Asia I found a cultural difference and as I have said before the colour of your skin no way helps keep you safe from the local water bugs………….. I may be the same colour …..Well slightly lighter ………… think about it I’m a vampire we don’t do sun bathing ! But then nor do my human relations ……..so just over a handful of degrees above the equator and one never sees sunlight as one never goes out in the sun ………


An old song “Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the sun” ………………… well Chinese in hot countries never go out in sunshine as it would make the skin dark and no one would want to marry a girl with a tan ………..well at least they have stopped with foot binding.


You will see I sometimes get confused with saying them or we and that is because I am confused over what I am ……..as I have said before in colour and looks I am Chinese but have never been to china ……………


Anyway I like to have a go at most things and so my Aunts suggested a trip to a Chinese doctor when I was feeling down with the heat and effort of thinking of ways not to meet nice young men that my Aunts had found for me…some days I thought I was wearing a for sale sign on me………..


All I know of Chinese medicine is that it tastes so bad you quickly get better so you can stop taking it …………… One sort I tried in the past had the extra bonus of cleaning out my bowels so well I went down a dress size.


As with everything I decide to try, I notice that it will mean removing my clothes in front of strangers …………..and no amount of wise words of well we are all the same there is no need to be shy will make up for the fact that it is normally me naked then others are dressed!


I have heard of cupping and scrapping before…. Film stars in Hollywood have it done, and you can always tell by the strange marks on them that look like they have been attacked by an octopus ……………. When I saw what was going to happen …….like being shown the torture instruments in case I may not notice what was happening while I am facedown naked on a table with just a thin curtain between me and someone buying rhino horn or such like.


I ask the important part ….no not the price…… like will it hurt? …………


One of my Aunts helps put my mind at rest (huh) saying:


How will I cope with child birth if I can’t suffer a little pain……………….     


CHILDBIRTH !!!!!! at what part of my vacation is that planned for ??????????? ……….  that’s it no way am I meeting any more nice young men!



I found this clip on Youtube:  ………….         Reasons NOT to wear a condom …….. funny ………….




Now this is sad!             No Condom - Very Funny Video ………          but still funny

No Worry over guys wanting to take you to bed once you had some cupping done you look like you have already been ravaged by a demon …………. Well in my case my fangs and burning red eyes would stop any Guy doing anything without a please my permission.   


So there I was laying naked on a table……………. Er  …. No I still do not know why naked when it is just my back that is being done ………….. Come to that I do not know why I can’t keep my bra on! Ok I would let her undo the strap but I would still have material between me and the plastic table …………….

I think my next Vacation should be to a nudist resort there at least it will not be just me naked  …………… look I don’t even walk about naked at home……… er …well yes well my cat is male and he kinda gives me funny looks if I walk about fur less ………

So the cupping is done and at the start it is ok ….no pain ….kinda niceish ……………….little glass jars are used and something is burnt in them and they are placed on my back  ……………….


Special points on the back like acupuncture …………. Can I tell you more……..er….no I am laying naked on a table face down and all I can see is the one on my shoulder as it begins to suck up the skin and the skin turns red and ….ouch …… yes the pain starts as the skin on my back is sucked up into little jars ……………. I am sure I have seen horror movies with this in it, at this point I should be saved by some tall blond haired hunk of a man .but no …………. And my silent screams of agony are only meet by looks of disapproval from my aunt…… ok so they are so much as silent more like semi muffled screams!


It HURTS !!!! and I can’t move ….. This is now getting even more like a horror movie all I need now is Dr Frankenstein asking for a lighting machines to be attached and a hunch back saying yesss masterrr with a lisp.  


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the relief as they are popped off to be finished by some scrapping …………. It helps bring blood to the surface and you can see the results in the photos I have added ………….like makes you look like you have been dragged naked over sandpaper …………..


I know it is cultural and so must be ok ………. Look so is being kissed as a greeting in Europe

………. And why did no one tell me it did not involve tongues until after ……….. well ………

….. I suspected it should have limitations when the guy finished off the greeting by groping my butt …

……….. it was only then my girlfriend told me it should just be the cheeks ……… ha ha …yes very funny ……….but I still have his phone number if I ever go back to France.


Then comes the problem in dressing like it is too painful to wear a bra for the next day or so ……….. ok so in my case no one will notice.


What does it feel like afterwards? Well in fact it feels fantastic like the best massage you could ever hope for ……………. You feel so relaxed you could flow across the floor like water …………………… ok  ok  ok  so it feels fantastic afterwards but as to next time let me first try and forget the pain factor.


acupuncture Neck gua sha




The Chinese CUPPING Massage Experience



And yes this is all you are seeing !