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Monday, September 17, 2012

Spotlight Author Amelia (Amy) Mah Vampire


Today's Spotlight is on author Amelia Mah

I'd like to welcome Amelia Mah today to Not Enough Time in the Day. She's graciously agreed to be our first Saturday Spotlight author. Fangs Rule: a Girl's Guide to Being a Vampire and her new release Amy Mah Vampire (Night Life) document the ups and downs of being a teenage vampire. Let's get started shall we? Tell us a bit about yourself.
Hi my name is Amy, ok my full Vampire name is: Lady Amelia Mistress of the Night Mare but I prefer to shorten mine to Amy Mah (Vampire) or just Amy to my friends. For those who do not know me I should point out that I used to be a feral vamp living in the outside world raised by humans until I was discovered and adopted into Vampire society. In the human world life was very difficult for me, I knew I needed blood but did not know how to get it, all I had was human books and films telling all kinds of stuff that was useless like I can change into a bat, and that is so not true as I tried it and all it does is make you look stupid as you flap your arms up and down! It was while living with humans I started writing my own little journal, recording what it is like being a teenage vampire, I know that a lot of it will be very obvious but I started it when I knew very little about Vampire-ing…


What inspires you to write?
Well I have lots of stories playing in my head so it’s either become a writer or start wearing white jackets that tie your arms behind your back.  If it was not for being able to step into my own world I expect I would go crazy.




Do your stories tend to be character driven or plot driven?
The characters. The plot just seems to happen on its own. Nothing is ever planned. I just provide the fingers on the keyboard.


In what ways are your characters like you? In what ways are your characters not like you?
The main character is just like me.  Yes, she is very like me. In fact we both have the same name! Ok so we are a little different, like she can hang from the ceiling by her foot claws where as I would be lucky to hold onto a ladder with two hands.
 
I based her on my own childhood and yes I did have a very odd upbringing. I remember sleeping on roofs as a child. Well we had a flat roof and it was so much fun on a hot summers night to wear PJ’s and snuggle up in a sleeping bag staring up at the stars and yes my PJ’s did have bats on them. Ho, those were the days!
 
I now own panties with bats on! See I did say I was crazy. I will try and add a pic of them to this just to prove it. 



What are the recurring core issues in your stories?
I can remember all the embarrassing stuff that all teenagers go through and I show that they are the same when you happen to be a different species and to this day I still think boys happen to be a different species with or without fangs.

In the book I talk of the problems with simple things like wrapping a tower around yourself when coming out of a shower, this sort of thing definitely comes from my high school days where for fun girls used to pull off other girls towels so you had to run after them naked, apart from the writing has it affected me? Well if ever see me wear just a towel in company nowadays I would be the one with that comes with a belt!  



My vampire world has lots of rules and when something happens then there is a reason for it. You can see how the main characters run up against rules and what happens to them when they do. Normally it is very funny to watch.

Why do you think you are drawn to these types of characters/plots again and again?
I try to put myself into a situation and then look around and think heck how would I get out of this. As I said, the world has rules and my characters are not super heroes.

Just because a vampire has better teeth than most people all it means is they need to brush them more often! 

What are your favorite fiction genres to read from?
I love funny novels.

What are your favorite non-fiction genres to read from?
History, yes I so love history.

Where can we find your book Fangs Rule: A Girl's Guide to Being a Vampire and your new book Amy Mah Vampire (Nightlife)?

 Signed and post free just visit my website:  www.fangsrule.com



And


Give the core premise behind your story.
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. 
They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few.  Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire.

At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne!

In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it.

And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (well at least not on the first date).

When and where does your book take place?
With a world filled with blood sucking denizens of the night (vampires) you want me to give you a location? Ok, think of it as America and as to the time well, about right now. ;)

Who is the heroine?
Amy Mah who is a teenage girl that finds she is stuck as a teenager for far too long.

What drives her?
Day to day living, the same that drives most people.

What is she running away from (literally or figuratively)?
Mostly humans that want to kill her just because she has better teeth than they do.

What about her will make readers sympathetic to her?
Anyone who is a teenager or lived through the teenage years will know her problems.


 What is the theme at the heart of your story?
Growing up and being different

Will your new book be part of a series?
Yes I hope it is, but it will depend if people buy this one. If they do then it will be the first in the Night Life series.
Last Year I did a book which is a guide to help to understand my vampire world it is called FANGS RULE: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire”
Its done as an A to Z of what to expect to happen as a teenage vampire, a self help book if you will. The guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal. Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you?

Very good point, Amy! Where else can we find more about you and your books?

You can find me at my website http://www.fangsrule.com and at The Vampire Book Realm http://www.vampirebookrealm.com/

Thank you so much for joining us here today, Amy! Life as a teenager is rough enough, but being a vampire on top of it has to be even harder. 

As an extra special treat, here are two of Amy's videos for you to enjoy.







Monday, October 24, 2011

I Pay Guys to handle my panties !

I Pay Guys to handle my panties !

What is it ? why me? Look it all started with my undies or lack of them …..well they do start to wear out and heck if the elastic goes when you are wearing a short skirt ….well it can get kinda chilly……………



Anime Girl's Pants Falls down !!!

So I decided along with the normal sort to got what I always wanted ……like I told you in my last blog and that was black panties with pink bats on them ! and yes they do look cute and sexy.
I don’t know what it is but black undies always make me feel a little naughty ……………… well they do ………….and no I don’t know why……ask your girlfriend


I bet you do not even belive they are real so here are some photos of them ……………… Even have a pack unopeded that I can do as a special with my new book next year. More on that later.



95/5 CottonSpandex and they are very comfy belive me they fix and fell like you are not wearing anything,  ….ho yes size small ………sorry I am asian so I am only a small vampire girl.




Now what I did not tell you before was the horendus cost they were ! and ….and….and ….


They got stuck in customs ! 2 pairs of panties and I had to pay import tax on them !!!! YES TRUE !!!!!


I even got charged a handling fee !!!! now that is just perverted ………….. on the documents they tell me that have included a handling fee WHAT they opened them up and charged me so a customs man could sniff them …..ick….


.a handling fee as it was an import ! 

look I could have gone down to customs and put on at border control for less.  


Rosario+Vampire Thriller AMV


Life want have I done to the world for it to pick on me!


I have just lost my facebook account…….and you ask is it all the stuff I say about religion and politics?


Guys send me pics of their Dicks and ask me to send topless pics of me (no I have not) conversations go on that one would need a dictionary on swearing to find out what is being said.


You have groups dedicated to blood drinking and satanic acts ……………I am sure if you dig deep enougth you will find groups on slavery and sex with animals ………..so you are thinking I must have done something rearly pervy to get thrown out ……………………..


Heck no they say it is my age!!!!


I am suspended until I can prove to them I am a 126 year old vampire.


That must be ageist let alone speciest ……………….

Don’t belive me?  Here take a look:------



Hi,
Your account is temporarily suspended because it does not list your correct date of birth. Facebook’s Statement of Rights and Responsibilities requires that you list your real birthday on your account.

Please respond to this message with your real full name and date of birth (month/day/year), so we can update your profile and assist you further.

If you are concerned about your privacy, you can control the visibility of your date of birth. To do this, click the “Edit Profile” icon on your profile and choose a visibility option from the menu below your date of birth. If you want
your friends to receive a reminder when your birthday is approaching, you need to make the month and day visible.

Thanks for your understanding,
The Facebook Team

What till FB wants to know more personal details …………..






Where Did You Sleep Last Night

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

If waking up naked with a stranger carry spare panties

Smart Girls Carry Spare Panties with them
My Panties! And I am thinking of putting them on ebay from the number of guys asking to see them!

And yes it is true I do own black panties with pink bats on them to go with my pink bat family brand and no I am not telling you where it is but the panties help cover it !!! hehehehehe ............. Well do you think I could offer them for sale along with a signed book, well make me an offer .... and they could be yours ...er size Small if that is of interest black with 3 pink bats on front.

My Black sexy vampire panties ……….no we don’t all where thongs ! you just try leaping cross roof tops wearing a thong….I dare you !  





Always carry Spare Panties !


Do you want to know what my vampire book is about?
Well here is a taste of what to expect.

helpful hints from my book:
Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

Going out on a date.

Yes we all go thought the same difficulties of what to wear, the wardrobe will not shut but I still do not have anything suitable, so after hours of searching in the end I decide to wear black as it will match my comfy shoes, ok so I have more shoes than a dictators wife but only one comfy pair and they are black, why comfy shoes? Well I have no idea where we are going so what the heck should I wear!

Now comes the date bag, why can’t a girl just go out, and when I say a girl I mean me, why do I have to look like I’m going for a 10 day vacation and not just a night out.

So lets open the date bag and check if everything is there.


1.  Cell phone fully charged.

2.  Spare cash and credit card.

3.  Packet of mints for after eating smelly food….er…………foreigners

4.  Chap stick ….well you may kiss him and …….. it goes with the mints ok?

5.  Make up mirror, why take a mirror you ask, ..er …well if I get ship wreaked I can use it to signal for help, look it is just needed ok!

6.  Packet of tissues just in case you can not find a washroom when out.

7. Keys large bunch and no I do not know why luggage keys are on the same ring with my house keys.

8. Sun glasses, hat and 100% sun block just in case you stay out early.

9.  A spare pair of panties in case I sleep over ……… er not that I am planning to sleep over … er forget it ok! Look I said stop giggling and forget it!!!!

10. Precautions and protection, nowadays it is not just a boys responsibility for protection and so a girl should also take her own protection if needed, personally I take a can of Mace and a 10 inch kitchen knife and if that fails I sink my teeth into the neck!






The book:  FANGS RULE a girls guide to being a vampire ….  is a young Adult book for anyone between Puberty and Senility as it takes a close up look at life as a female teenage vampire in easy to follow A to Z advice for the reader.


Fangs Rule



Giving helpful advice such as how to explain to your Mom that as a teenage blood curdling denizen of the night you would like to paint your cave bedroom black without having a shouting match over why you don’t like the way she painted the stalagmites bright pink to go with the large stuffed pink bats hanging from the ceiling.

Everything is explained from how to polish your fangs to fashion tips and ways of climbing across a ceiling wearing a nightdress without showing your underwear.

Fangs Rule is a must for every teenage vampire and from these pages you will see why “Vampires Don’t Sparkle! …. They Bite