The Male Wind v the Pantie Less girl

My book has been put to bed, well other people are doing all kinds of stuff to it and I will not see it until it is all bound in covers, kinda stressful ……….heck it is mega stressful …..

Someone asked about terminology …er…

….what ok well I was asked if people would understand some of my comments and I don’t know, I understand the meanings but then I’m a vampire and some of the human readers may need a help.

Simple everyday things one can say like aircon nipples this must be so obvious that even a guy would understand…..ok ok ok  some guys may understand so for the others take a look at this advert I found on car aircon systems which personally I have never found one to do this to me …………… er…ok perhaps the bra, top and thick coat I wear kinda make it work hard but you need to dress up warmly to appreciate aircon.

Hotel aircon can do nippliy things at times so this vampire has a wind proof shawl        

car aircon nipples

In my books I talk of types of wind and not just the sort you blame on the cat.

A Lazy wind

 …………………. This is a wind that does not bother to go around you but believes that the shortest route between A and B is between my ribs.

A Male Wind

Come on you must know what that is! It produces Marilyn Manrow moments and a mental check if you remembered to wear panties today.

Look hot summer days and long light dresses you may just like to be cool and enjoy ……..well you know what I mean

And then comes along a male wind ….yes it is male as all it wants to do is get under your dress ……….its only purpose in life is to show the whole world that color of your undies if any undies you are wearing.

Personally if I were to take the risk of going pantieless I would have lead weights tied to the dress and risk it taking some guys eye out in a strong gust ………well he should not have been looking!

This is what I found on Youtube

  

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I Pay Guys to handle my panties !

I Pay Guys to handle my panties !

What is it ? why me? Look it all started with my undies or lack of them …..well they do start to wear out and heck if the elastic goes when you are wearing a short skirt ….well it can get kinda chilly……………

Anime Girl's Pants Falls down !!!

So I decided along with the normal sort to got what I always wanted ……like I told you in my last blog and that was black panties with pink bats on them ! and yes they do look cute and sexy.

I don’t know what it is but black undies always make me feel a little naughty ……………… well they do ………….and no I don’t know why……ask your girlfriend

I bet you do not even belive they are real so here are some photos of them ……………… Even have a pack unopeded that I can do as a special with my new book next year. More on that later.

95/5 CottonSpandex and they are very comfy belive me they fix and fell like you are not wearing anything,  ….ho yes size small ………sorry I am asian so I am only a small vampire girl.

Now what I did not tell you before was the horendus cost they were ! and ….and….and ….

They got stuck in customs ! 2 pairs of panties and I had to pay import tax on them !!!! YES TRUE !!!!!

I even got charged a handling fee !!!! now that is just perverted ………….. on the documents they tell me that have included a handling fee WHAT they opened them up and charged me so a customs man could sniff them …..ick….

.a handling fee as it was an import ! 

look I could have gone down to customs and put on at border control for less.  

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Life want have I done to the world for it to pick on me!

I have just lost my facebook account…….and you ask is it all the stuff I say about religion and politics?

Guys send me pics of their Dicks and ask me to send topless pics of me (no I have not) conversations go on that one would need a dictionary on swearing to find out what is being said.

You have groups dedicated to blood drinking and satanic acts ……………I am sure if you dig deep enougth you will find groups on slavery and sex with animals ………..so you are thinking I must have done something rearly pervy to get thrown out ……………………..

Heck no they say it is my age!!!!

I am suspended until I can prove to them I am a 126 year old vampire.

That must be ageist let alone speciest ……………….

Don’t belive me?  Here take a look:------

Hi,
Your account is temporarily suspended because it does not list your correct date of birth. Facebook’s Statement of Rights and Responsibilities requires that you list your real birthday on your account.

Please respond to this message with your real full name and date of birth (month/day/year), so we can update your profile and assist you further.

If you are concerned about your privacy, you can control the visibility of your date of birth. To do this, click the “Edit Profile” icon on your profile and choose a visibility option from the menu below your date of birth. If you want
your friends to receive a reminder when your birthday is approaching, you need to make the month and day visible.

Thanks for your understanding,
The Facebook Team

What till FB wants to know more personal details …………..

Where Did You Sleep Last Night

If waking up naked with a stranger carry spare panties

Smart Girls Carry Spare Panties with them

My Panties! And I am thinking of putting them on ebay from the number of guys asking to see them!

And yes it is true I do own black panties with pink bats on them to go with my pink bat family brand and no I am not telling you where it is but the panties help cover it !!! hehehehehe ............. Well do you think I could offer them for sale along with a signed book, well make me an offer .... and they could be yours ...er size Small if that is of interest black with 3 pink bats on front.

My Black sexy vampire panties ……….no we don’t all where thongs ! you just try leaping cross roof tops wearing a thong….I dare you !  

Always carry Spare Panties !

Do you want to know what my vampire book is about?

Well here is a taste of what to expect.

helpful hints from my book:

Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

Going out on a date.

Yes we all go thought the same difficulties of what to wear, the wardrobe will not shut but I still do not have anything suitable, so after hours of searching in the end I decide to wear black as it will match my comfy shoes, ok so I have more shoes than a dictators wife but only one comfy pair and they are black, why comfy shoes? Well I have no idea where we are going so what the heck should I wear!

Now comes the date bag, why can’t a girl just go out, and when I say a girl I mean me, why do I have to look like I’m going for a 10 day vacation and not just a night out.

So lets open the date bag and check if everything is there.

1.  Cell phone fully charged.

2.  Spare cash and credit card.

3.  Packet of mints for after eating smelly food….er…………foreigners

4.  Chap stick ….well you may kiss him and …….. it goes with the mints ok?

5.  Make up mirror, why take a mirror you ask, ..er …well if I get ship wreaked I can use it to signal for help, look it is just needed ok!

6.  Packet of tissues just in case you can not find a washroom when out.

7. Keys large bunch and no I do not know why luggage keys are on the same ring with my house keys.

8. Sun glasses, hat and 100% sun block just in case you stay out early.

9.  A spare pair of panties in case I sleep over ……… er not that I am planning to sleep over … er forget it ok! Look I said stop giggling and forget it!!!!

10. Precautions and protection, nowadays it is not just a boys responsibility for protection and so a girl should also take her own protection if needed, personally I take a can of Mace and a 10 inch kitchen knife and if that fails I sink my teeth into the neck!

The book:  FANGS RULE a girls guide to being a vampire ….  is a young Adult book for anyone between Puberty and Senility as it takes a close up look at life as a female teenage vampire in easy to follow A to Z advice for the reader.

Fangs Rule

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Giving helpful advice such as how to explain to your Mom that as a teenage blood curdling denizen of the night you would like to paint your cave bedroom black without having a shouting match over why you don’t like the way she painted the stalagmites bright pink to go with the large stuffed pink bats hanging from the ceiling.

Everything is explained from how to polish your fangs to fashion tips and ways of climbing across a ceiling wearing a nightdress without showing your underwear.

Fangs Rule is a must for every teenage vampire and from these pages you will see why “Vampires Don’t Sparkle! …. They Bite

Guys that like looking at girls in Underwear

Guys that like looking at girls in Underwear

Underneath your panty

Look I have favourite undies due to the fact they fit and like they don’t have the VPL problem unlike Guys whose favorite undies are the ones he wears to get laid ……… and look guys that is something you should never, never ever never never share with a girl that you hope to get lucky with……….. ok? ……..

That sort of information should always be a male secret like how many days of wearing the same socks does it take for them to stand up on their own………….

You may think of them as your lucky undies with what has happened to you while you were wearing them, but we will be thinking if you have washed them afterwards….. and if the bar patton with lines though it are a scoring system …………… like why tell us ?........ are we supposed to sign them afterwards for you as a conquest?............ or make a score on them for future girls to admire………. 7/10 for effort.

And like did he lose his virginity in them? And why would I want to know that? Well guys underwear look like they last for years so it is possible ……….

Well they do last and last …………  I have often wondered do they add re enforced concrete to the material ……… well what about all that dick movement? And the playing of pocket pool movements that guys don’t think we see, shouldn’t  that wear them out from the inside?

Female undies wear out and well they don’t always do this:

ANIME] My panties SNAPPED!

But it is possible, as they get weaker with wear, so yes some look cute and pretty and have little silk bows on them which come off in the wash …yes they do …and it is sooooo boring trying to sow them back on again………….

Female undies are designed to look nice and sexy and er….fall apart ……….of course I do have some very sexy black undies for special occasions that the only one to see so far is my cat.

Now did you know undies are also racial …    ….  er……    …….. you don’t believe me? Well it is true!  I stocked up on bras and panties when in SE Asia early this year as they fit !!!  Having an Asian body means far more than a liking for rice.

Guys just don’t know the pleasure of finding a bra that fits and panties that are comfy, there are also some benefits of visiting a 60% Muslim country and that is buying swimming costumes that don’t go transparent when wet, nor do they sag in the wrong places ………well I don’t know what the micro bikinis they sell do apart from get you arrested for wearing them outside the house, as I just went for something to use in a swimming pool when back home……

……… no water is ok for vampires you are thinking of witches with bladder problems…………. Er …..you know a witch can not pass flowing water. ……

……….After a long cold drink I defiantly do not have any problems passing lots of flowing water …………….

Have all you noticed in Japanese Anime all girls show off there undies here take a look:   

Panty Raid !

Anime Upskirts

I love the idea of some guy getting a real boner from a cartoon………… hehehehehehe …….kinda sad but harmless ………

….. Japanese clothing is good lined pants for warmth in winter and good fitting undies yes look at the anime ……...normal undies are worn…. So at least the kids watching it will not be expected to experience the joys of a cheese cutting wire of a thong that produces and then shows some very odd pressure lines after taking them off.

As I said in Japanese Anime they are wearing normal undies which is better than guys thinking a thong is something of comfort ………… er……it is not …sexy yes and good for VPL …..(Visible pantie line) problems with thin material but comfort is …..er……

……. how can one put it ……… when walking a thong can travel to places it should not ok………… er……look I like to wear my undies externally ………… and if normal walking can do that just think what happens in one of those gymnastic vampire film fights ……….. like no one ever says abut the visit to a gynecologist after a fight wearing a thong to have it surgically removed……………. Ouch………

Yes ok I do own a thong ……….. it is blue and and is good for the butt crack sort of show off jeans but not for showing anything else as standing in front of a mirror it looks more like a river running through a jungle ……er……………well it does ……..yes I know a guy would probably find it sexy but then we have already said about guys playing pocket pool when watching a upshot pic of a cartoon girl ………. Look guys think about it there is nothing …   NOTHING …   at all under the panties of a cartoon girl …………… Unless the artist is very good with anatomy …..i do mean nothing………. I know I am waisting my time in telling them but …heck it is so sad………..they should go take a long walk followed by a cold shower until they can mature for the real thing.

A Woman's Perspective on Underwear

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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

When a girl gets hot down below she wants to play !

To carry on with my little chats on my trip this year to SE Asia

Some times it is kinda nice being female.

If I was not female I could not have got away buying a nice light cotton dress and standing over a fan pretending to be Marilyn Manroe  ……………yes I did and it was while I was over in Asia and …………..  it was just as much fun as when I used to do it as  a child …….ok …..ok ………so I am a little old for doing that now……and perhaps home would have been a better place to do it……

But someone mounted a flat wall fan on the floor and well….

….and ok….yes I did get comments from the other shoppers…….….but hell on a hot sticky day in Asia that sort of breeze reaches parts that an ordinary hand held fan does not reach………and well it gets hot down there just the same as the rest of the body!… and I was careful to hold onto the dress …………. But it was nice………

Yes as I have been saying for the last few blogs being a vampire it is not always fun to visit hot countries in SE Asia …………….. Now I am used to discovering that I am  a second class citizen due to my gender but to then find out that I am also a second class citizen due to my colour is a bit ……er……. Racist ……….. Ok so visiting the country I was born in I know it could be far worse at least I am not a third class Indian, a crazy white that people point at or worst of all black, which seeing the lack of darker skinned people even in the Capitol city could mean they are all stopped at customs  ….. Ye Gods are Malay racist and it is even written into the country law.   Hehehe and no I am not joking !

Now seeing how fast China is becoming a world super power and buying up small counties for the mineral rights you would think it is not a good idea to have members of parliament not stand up and say it would be a good idea to send all Chinese decedents back to China……… huh ………as if we did not make up over 25 percent of the population in parts over 40 percent and we have been there for hundreds of years………… the doctored Malay history books don’t admit it but it is simple to see by the age of the Chinese temples.

 The first wave of Chinese settlers came during the Malacca Empire in the early 15th century. The friendly diplomatic relations between China and Melaka culminated during the reign of Sultan Mansur Syah who married Hang Li Po from China. A senior minister of state and five hundred youth of noble births and handmaidens in waiting accompanied the princess to Malacca. The descendants of these people are called Baba (men) and Nyonya (women).