Amy Mah is a snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who writes of her life as a modern Vampire and whose books can be seen at: www.FangsRule.com or on Amazon her first book is self help guide called: Fangs Rule a girls guide to being a vampire from Reardon Publishing and is available as full colour paperback, Kindle; E Book. Amy also written VAMPIRE where you read of her problems of living her life as a blood chilling denizen of the night. Later this year her book on sexy Demons will be published
Showing posts with label Cleavage Panties. Show all posts
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Real Fur underwear and yes it is available and no I have not got any, not due to anything about being politically correct over the killing of animals for fur seeing I kill humans for blood, but more on the fact that I fear they would tickle like hell
Even leather underwear may sound good until you remove it and show the world the rub marks and as to smell ………….. Look you do know that wearing leather panties can create an interesting body aroma ……vampire have a good sense of smell…. Look just believe me, after a fight or a run across the roof tops wearing leather panties you will be as sore as hell and pong…. And as to guys wearing leather shorts …HMG guys smell as it is, well I like a guy hung like a horse and not smelling like one!
So forget about Hollywood vampire in tight leather panties this vampire sticks to either cotton or silk for her panties…… ok ok so they are all black but that is normal for a vampire girl ok, well when I say all are black I am of course not counting birthday presents from my Aunt, it is not that I even wear the pink ones with little black bats on them she always buys me …well not every day and well they do have bats on them so they are vampire undies, and it would upset her if I did not wear them now wouldn’t it, and I do have leather pants and jacket so it is fine as now one knows apart from me, and of course my Aunt….er ….. and well now you.
Well I nearly forgot I am half way into a new book, the first of the darkness of the night trilogy by Lisa Lane
The Darkness and the Night trilogy vid ……..
And it is sooooooo good…….. wow …….. and sexy and a fantastic plot and sexy……Lisa Lane is a wonderful story teller and so if you have not read these books you are missing out on a feast of a vampire experience …and a brand new idea of a story line it is to……...and …….did I say they are sexy ….wow .er……… Ok Guys reading this, sexy does not mean porn it means sexy …….. ho go ask your Mom if you don’t understand.Guys HUH !
The Erotic Works of Author Lisa Lane
The Darkness and the Night trilogy follows Karen, a young college graduate just starting her adult life, as dynamics from her family’s past draw her in and forever alter her path.In a revenge plot over a vampire her father killed twenty years ago (which subsequently had him committed to a mental institute), the vampire’s family arranges to have Karen turned—then left to kill or be killed by her “rehabilitated” father.
The plan goes awry when the blood bond between Karen and Billy, the vampire chosen to turn her, proves too strong for either of them to resist.Karen finds herself thrust into a dark odyssey, struggling to cling to her humanity as she finds herself pursued from all directions.Although each book in the trilogy can stand alone, the plots are intricately intertwined and are best read in order.The series contains adult content and is intended for mature readers.
The Darkness and the Night trilogy is available through Amazon in paperback and Kindle:
Lisa Lane (not to be confused with the famous chess player) is best known for her sci-fi erotic romance and erotic horror, although she also writes mixed genre science fiction and screenplays. She has a passion for writing speculative fiction with postmodern literary elements, which is evident by the hallmark gritty realism found in all of her works, regardless of genre.
Look I have favourite undies due to the fact they fit and like they don’t have the VPL problem unlike Guys whose favorite undies are the ones he wears to get laid ……… and look guys that is something you should never, never ever never never share with a girl that you hope to get lucky with……….. ok? ……..
That sort of information should always be a male secret like how many days of wearing the same socks does it take for them to stand up on their own………….
You may think of them as your lucky undies with what has happened to you while you were wearing them, but we will be thinking if you have washed them afterwards….. and if the bar patton with lines though it are a scoring system …………… like why tell us ?........ are we supposed to sign them afterwards for you as a conquest?............ or make a score on them for future girls to admire………. 7/10 for effort.
And like did he lose his virginity in them? And why would I want to know that? Well guys underwear look like they last for years so it is possible ……….
Well they do last and last …………I have often wondered do they add re enforced concrete to the material ……… well what about all that dick movement? And the playing of pocket pool movements that guys don’t think we see, shouldn’t that wear them out from the inside?
Female undies wear out and well they don’t always do this:
ANIME] My panties SNAPPED!
But it is possible, as they get weaker with wear, so yes some look cute and pretty and have little silk bows on them which come off in the wash …yes they do …and it is sooooo boring trying to sow them back on again………….
Female undies are designed to look nice and sexy and er….fall apart ……….of course I do have some very sexy black undies for special occasions that the only one to see so far is my cat.
Now did you know undies are also racial …….er………….. you don’t believe me? Well it is true!I stocked up on bras and panties when in SE Asia early this year as they fit !!!Having an Asian body means far more than a liking for rice.
Guys just don’t know the pleasure of finding a bra that fits and panties that are comfy, there are also some benefits of visiting a 60% Muslim country and that is buying swimming costumes that don’t go transparent when wet, nor do they sag in the wrong places ………well I don’t know what the micro bikinis they sell do apart from get you arrested for wearing them outside the house, as I just went for something to use in a swimming pool when back home……
……… no water is ok for vampires you are thinking of witches with bladder problems…………. Er …..you know a witch can not pass flowing water. ……
……….After a long cold drink I defiantly do not have any problems passing lots of flowing water …………….
Have all you noticed in Japanese Anime all girls show off there undies here take a look:
Panty Raid !
Anime Upskirts
I love the idea of some guy getting a real boner from a cartoon………… hehehehehehe …….kinda sad but harmless ………
….. Japanese clothing is good lined pants for warmth in winter and good fitting undies yes look at the anime ……...normal undies are worn…. So at least the kids watching it will not be expected to experience the joys of a cheese cutting wire of a thong that produces and then shows some very odd pressure lines after taking them off.
As I said in Japanese Anime they are wearing normal undies which is better than guys thinking a thong is something of comfort ………… er……it is not …sexy yes and good for VPL …..(Visible pantie line) problems with thin material but comfort is …..er……
……. how can one put it ……… when walking a thong can travel to places it should not ok………… er……look I like to wear my undies externally ………… and if normal walking can do that just think what happens in one of those gymnastic vampire film fights ……….. like no one ever says abut the visit to a gynecologist after a fight wearing a thong to have it surgically removed……………. Ouch………
Yes ok I do own a thong ……….. it is blue and and is good for the butt crack sort of show off jeans but not for showing anything else as standing in front of a mirror it looks more like a river running through a jungle ……er……………well it does ……..yes I know a guy would probably find it sexy but then we have already said about guys playing pocket pool when watching a upshot pic of a cartoon girl ………. Look guys think about it there is nothing …NOTHING …at all under the panties of a cartoon girl …………… Unless the artist is very good with anatomy …..i do mean nothing………. I know I am waisting my time in telling them but …heck it is so sad………..they should go take a long walk followed by a cold shower until they can mature for the real thing.
A Woman's Perspective on Underwear
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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
OK I know it is a bit personal but you have to admit it, we all have one because we are Female, Guys have something different that says look I am a boy but we girls all have something hidden under our panties that says we are Female and can breed.
Well so it’s kinda personal and we all know they may all look slightly different in shape and size not that anyone would know unless we remove our panties and normally by that stage in a relationship with a guy he has long gone past caring what it looks like.
And yes it is not easy to see due to its location, but you just need to use a mirror to see it.
Yes being a female vampire the family brand is located on either your left or right hip and tells the world you are a girl and what family owns you and what rank you are in the Nest.
Of course once you rise up in status or are high born then you have a band of gold burnt in around it to let everyone know that you are an Alpha, and I mean to say who had the bright idea of stating the brand location to be on a hip ............ now what girl would ever want to drop her panties to prove she of high status ! ............er................ ok .................Lots of human A class Celebrities................ and well on a Saturday night some human girls just don't need an excuse to drop their panties !
If life was fair then you would have your family brand on your shoulder, but ho no .................some pervert of a male long ago decided that having it on the hip is the best place to show it off............
Family brands can be so tacky looking, mine looks like a pink bat like and just who would come up with having a bat as a secret family sign, and what’s so secret about a family sign when you’re Aunt buys you a jumper designed with a large pink bat across your chest.
As to being Secret! Everyone knows us as the Pink Bat Family! I have pink bat earrings I even have little pink bats on my underwear! What does my Aunt think I am, Five!?
Have you noticed that Newspaper headings are never fully what the article printed is about, it is all about just grabbing some ones attention with shocking words and it is a disgusting way to get readers…………..
My page title? …..er …..well I am going to be talking about race .. andreligion ……well……………… ok, ok, okjust how come you think I get so many hits on my blogs! …………… My best ever Blog title for number of views so far was on I did on Buying Cleavage panties as it had a photo of a girl wearing a pair……………… huh …………… all my words of wisdom and all you guys want to do is ogle girls butts and before you start moaning about the title just think why you came to this page…..hehehehehehhe
Well here I am blogging to the world about my exciting life as a real living vampire …….exciting? huh !
Well let me tell you it is nothing like the films …………….. before I was discovered I lived with my human aunt and life was so hard for a cold blooded bloodsucking denizen of the night ……………… like not being able to go out after dark because it is a school night ! ……………… not that I am cold blooded which was pointed out to me by a doctor when I foolishly told him I was undead ……………. Yes I now know a beating heart is a good hint of being alive …………………. But I was young ok so now shut up !!
Vampires come in different sorts ………Undead and Living …….well of course we do and if you want to know more then you will need to read my book!
As a Race of animals you humans are odd and that is ODD in capitols, it is no wonder you were put on this earth by God as a free food supply for us.
Human females can get pregnant and they are not even on heat !!! what sort of odd animal are they…….all females must be on heat to conceive, so to be on heat permanently just shows what a immoral species humans are!
Go back to the trees you sex mad apes!
As we vampires are so no lived we only need to come on heat once every 10 or 20 years, ho we can have sex anytime but like normal creature only conceive when on heat.
As vampire girls our parents notice when we start to come on heat for the first time ..er…..well you know we kinda get a little snappy with them at that time for no reason and well the bitting chunks out of doors and decapitating the postman are just extra tell tail hints…………..
Normally parents just lock a girl in a padded room for a few days at this time and really cleaver ones also make it sound proof.
Its not funny ! as I said you humans are the odd creaturesonly a few weeks ago I asked a perfectly normal question on Facebook only to have all kinds of strange comments come back.
I mean it was such a simple question all I said was if God wanted guys to be missing a foreskin then they would have been born without one
………………….. and if wrong about what God wants guys could end up being banded from Heaven for having a mutilated body.
OK lets go back a few thousand years and listen in ……….. Like there they are standing in the desert, listening to Devine commands coming down in a booming voice to the loving and devoted followers
“OK WE HAVE COVERED DIET ……………….AND YES I DID WARN YOU STOP EATING THE UNICORN ……………. YES I KNOW IT WAS TASTY BUT NOW IT IS EXTINCT AND I HAVE LOST THE DESIGNS ……………… SO NOW JUST LEAVE THE POOR PIG ALONE WILL YOU!”
Well that sounds all very normal but …………………. What about this
“I NEARLY FORGOT, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY LITTLE JOKE LAST WEEK WHEN I SAID ALL MALES SHOULD CUT A BIT OF THEIR DICK OFF……………. HO, HO, HO, ……………….. ER WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DID NOT THINK IT WAS A JOKE?! ……….. OPPS SORRY ……………
Now if the above has not got you all asking God to strike me down I had better finish of with a couple of word definitions for you……………..
PRAY, v
To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy
SCRIPTURES, n
The Sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look at what I found in the section on panties for christmas fun:
We’ve been alerted to an odd new trend that frankly, I wouldn’t have even thought of if TrendHunter hadn’t pointed it out. It’s about butt cleavage, and we’re not talking about that peek of posterior you get after gaining a pound or two and pulling on those low-rise jeans. No, this is butt cleavage of a very purposeful sort.
Come on girls this is what your boyfriend will now get you for christmas ............. LOL
