Amy Mah is a snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who writes of her life as a modern Vampire and whose books can be seen at: www.FangsRule.com or on Amazon her first book is self help guide called: Fangs Rule a girls guide to being a vampire from Reardon Publishing and is available as full colour paperback, Kindle; E Book. Amy also written VAMPIRE where you read of her problems of living her life as a blood chilling denizen of the night. Later this year her book on sexy Demons will be published
Anti-forced-marriage charity advises women to put spoons in their underwear to trigger private airport search
A charity in Derby, England called Karma Nirvana is advising young women to put spoons in their underwear if they fear they are being trafficked from the UK by their parents for forced marriage. The spoons set off the airport metal-detectors and because they trigger the hand-search at a "sensitive area," the women are taken to a private screening room where they can ask the airport security workers for help. This is meant to be high season for forced marriage, as school is still out -- so absences aren't missed -- and Ramadan is over. UK government ministers estimate that between 1,500 and 5,000 British women are forced into marriage, with more than a third under the age of 16.
Campaigners fear official statistics on the number of forced marriages of UK citizens are just the tip of the iceberg, partly because children do not want to report their parents to the authorities or have little idea where to go for help.
Prem said: "Nobody knows what the true figure is because so many young victims are terrified of coming forward. But it is definitely much, much higher than what is reported."
Freedom Charity has produced an app for potential victims of forced marriage or other abuse. It is also aimed at friends of those women who may be at risk and professionals such as teachers. Since the app was launched in March, more than 1,000 people have contacted Freedom Charity using the technology. The charity also has a 24-hour helpline.
The Karma Nirvana charity usually fields 6,500 calls a year from around Britain. This year, it has already reached that number.
Najica Blitz Tactics is a cute story with lots of action mild violence so it is rated a children's Anime but it must be the only film that is supported and funded by the underwear industry take a look at the youtube link and then tell me the Japanese do not have a thing for looking up girls skirts !
Now that is such a good idea, Guys have no idea the problem a girl has in trying to carry things when female fashion says you don't
Half the time the only reason a girl has a boyfriend is that it is too expensive to hire someone to act as a porter.
You did not really think sex was free did you?
There is only so much you can stick up your sleave or down your bra before people think you are deformed
And from Anime and Manga we all believe that Japanese girls show their undies so much that they could make money by letting out advertising space on them !!!!!
Najica Blitz Tactics is a cute story with lots of action mild violence so it is rated a children's Anime.
But it must be the only film that is supported and funded by the underwear industry take a look at the youtube links and then tell me that Japanese Guys do not have a thing for looking up girls skirts !
You don't believe me? well take a look
Now perhaps this is why everyone thinks my books are Young Adult.
I now know no matter how much I go on about panties and the everyday problems about living life as a girl ............. What I say is very mild .....look i even explain why it is so Yucky to want to have sex with items of food! ick !!!!
I did say vampire girls did I not? sex with humans is like so pervy ........... look let the Guys do the sex perversions (staring at the food while it sleeps....Twilight )
No as a nice girl you should always clear the dead human bodies away after you have ripped the heads off ....look your Mom should not have to clean up after you..... no that is what the undead Maids are for .......that and sleeping with .....
Well it saves getting up during the night for a drink
This is just one review read for yourself what people think.........ho yes I even leave the criticisms in ...........:
This A-to-Z guide is an innovative approach to the paranormal Young Adult genre. Rather than hopping on the bandwagon of sparkly sexy vampires (Amy Mah actually dispels these clichés... gotta love her for that, if anything!), a little bit of classical gothic vampirism is shown within the pages of this book, as well as a lot of gore. And of course the sex. But not the explicit adult kind. As a book for teenage girls, all exhaustive information that has to do with sex is more oriented toward how it should be dealt with in the pubescent years, and for the most part, humorously. So I wouldn't call this inappropriate, by any means.
Mah is a real hoot. Her style of writing is rather childish, but it definitely captures a teenage girl's essence -- it's so flustered, that I can't help but think it cute. Her liveliness and enthusiasm make for real knee-slappers; I found myself chuckling more than a few times throughout this book. The advice given not only is helpful (for those teen girl vampires out there), but it also all ties together to bring the reader into understanding Mah's world of the paranormal. I appreciate how she is able to do this without writing an actual novel, just with a simple list!
The book has its flaws too, however. The grammar and conventions are poor -- as an independently-published book, that much isn't a surprise. There are a lot of "errrr"s" and "ummmms" and ".................."s that aren't fit for a book. It just is incredibly unprofessional, not to mention, annoying. Some topics are also really uncomfortable in a painfully awkward "why on earth would you bring something like that up?" way. For example, there's a whole section about why a certain species of vampire (the undead housemaids) don't wear underwear. Use your imagination to figure out what this reason is (hint: they're basically sex slaves....). Yeah, she went there. It's not that things like that are particularly improper, it's just that they're really, really weird.
The illustrations are well-drawn, Vampire powers will be discussed, and out of the blue, on the next page, will be a picture of an old man with a caption that says "This is my uncle in his nice suit" or something. Gave me lots of "lolwut" moments.
Looking past the editing mistakes (did Mah even have an editor?), and inopportune subject matters, I liked this one a lot. The manic tone is quite amusing, and the teenage experience (that she describes skillfully) relatable. Kudos to Mah for telling a vampire story without actually writing a story... even without a definite plot, this book, with a cast of characters and a detailed exposition, could be considered a great Young Adult novel thanks to the dazzling vampire realm it creates.
Stephanie Loves: Amy Mah brilliantly sums up a teenager's unfair, unlucky, and incredibly awkward life: "For some reason boys are fascinated with boobs, and with plastic surgery so easily available nowadays I don't see why they don't get their own..." -- so why is it that they like ours so much -___- Us girls don't obsess over their weenies like that.
"[Blooding] is the when quality time is spent with your dad, no longer, in which he no longer is the old-fashioned monster of a male that storms into your bedroom without knocking while you're changing and demanding that you apologize to your mother for something that she is shouting at him about." -- the story of my family in one sentence.
"If your boyfriend suddenly decides to go commando, just tell him he looks untidy. A boy standing still naked is okay, but as soon as he walks about, not all his bits move at the same pace, and it is more amusing-looking than sexy. You may have heard of girls swooning (fainting) when seeing a boy naked, but I expect this was just an excuse to stop from pointing at them and getting into a fit of giggles over what they see." -- I reckon so too! LOL
"Remember that it is normal to turn the head slightly when you kiss. Nine times out of ten it will be to the right, which of course means that the first time you kiss a boy, he'll be the one out of ten sort, and you'll knock noses." -- in every kiss you have as a teenager, he will be the one out of ten sort. It soon shall pass.
"There's a truth in the old saying: 'Go to bed with a stranger and wake up with a friend.'" -- well I never! This puts a whole new perspective on the concept of sleeping with the enemy. So forbidden (hot).
Being female means I like to look and feel good and yes I am sometimes guilty of bending over at the waist to pick something up and of course it is purely accidental and nothing at all to do with that cute looking guy that can get a good eyeful of my butt when I do it…………….. Well he does not have to look now does he?
Female moments………….. We all have them ……………. I had my hair done last week and it now rains every day……scream ……………..
Anyone know how to get baby oil stains out of underwear? No? ho ok I will just have to stick them in the washing machine and hope for the best.
Yes if you must know I have got baby oil over a nice new pair of French Knickers …..yes it was my own fault I should have been naked, but I am kinda shy…………….. yes I am ……… not that it made any difference when oily hands go under your undies to massage your hidden bits…………..yes I went for another massage.
Its Summer so a friend recommended that I got some French knickers …….they said nice and cool as the legs are open so in a summer dress one gets a nice breeze around parts that don’t normally get a breeze around them, kinda like going pantie less without the worry of windy days and my mistake was to think that as they are so loose I could keep them on for a massage …………. So there is me trying to give a gentile hint that my genital region is off limits ………look normally I’m naked with a towel to cover my more private bits, which at the first chance the massaging girl moves out of the way.
So she did not ask me to remove them but instead as they are loose she went inside them ! …………… yes ok I know I can say no, but …..well you don’t ………it would sound like I was accusing her of being a lesbo or getting a thrill or something that would mean a lot more pain when she attacks my legs ………….. never upset a masseur before they have started on you.
Just every girl that massages me spend a lot of time on my butt ……….not that it is large ……I am Asian so my butt is small and …..well a hell of a lot more interesting than my bust ……….. or so I have been told. …………. Not that guys say my boobs are not interesting they kinda don’t say anything about them but by butt …bottom… posterior .. rear end ….well I do get compliments ………
After my butt I get turned over and the inner thighs are worked on ………….. ok so I am wearing panties but it still means that fingers are at times only 3cm from my Virgina and yes I also now have baby oil in my rainforest………….. so one pair of French knickers covered in baby oil……………..
Got some exciting news for all my readers and that is my friend Virgil has his book in print and taking orders for it…………
It is really, really very good and I am not saying that because he likes my book or the fact he is going to give me a signed copy but that I have read the first few chapters and it is mega good……………..
"Virgil Allen Moore is a fiction author that blends old world poetry into a cavernous novel that is as twisted as it is enthralling to read. He has spent more than seventeen years writing poetry and short fiction. This is his first full length epic novel published by Erudite Small Press. Demon Vampire comes out 10/30/2011, and will be available on Amazon.com for $18.97 (USD) and on kindle, and nook for $3.00 (USD). Pre-orders will be available on http://demonvampire.com/ for $15.97 (USD) and they will be signed by the author. Pre-order stock is extremely limited, so buy early to ensure your copy. Once they sell out, it will be another two to three weeks before another edition is released for sale.
A note from the author: If you enjoy vampires, you will be enthralled by mine. I have painted a world in which you can step into and never have to leave. The best part of the novel, is that that are many hidden truths placed into the characters, as well as a special message from me at the end of the book.
and never lets go."
Demon Vampire is an epic paranormal dark mystery that is intended for mature audiences. The vampires within are visceral. They do not sparkle, they do not brood. They are human monsters in the very sense of the words. Demon Vampire is written with a poetic mastery that is felt in every word. It draws you in from the first sentence
Hi Its Summer and you can tell by the warmer rain ………….so ……….all good vampire girls take a look inside the wardrobes to see what can look good when the weather gets better for an innocent (cough, cough ) walk in the night air.…………so having a look at my bullet proof vest ……or should I use the correct term Body armour………...yes of course I have one !!!!! …….silly!...............a girl has got to be prepared hasn’t she………….
No it is not like the big things you see on TV that say CNN along with the words Press on them in large letter just so people from Fox News know who to shoot at……(a joke before they sue me) …. When they say they fight for the stories it is True!!
The press ones look so thick they could stop a tank shell and makes the reporter look fat ……..they come in media camouflage colours which means Black with large letters in white saying TV ………..PRESS ……………..So if a rival new company does not get you then it will be the government troops or rebel forces that will.
Mine is unisex and I got it before I found out about wearing sexy Helsing underwear ………….. er……….. Want to know about my underwear?……….hhehehehehe…………. Then you should have read my book! …..some of it is illustrated ….heheheehehe
It is unisex and white and fits under the clothes ……….. White …..ok so its brilliant white… my idea is that you can take it off and wave it to surrender ………but no they say it is to make it not noticeable ! …..
…...NOT NOTICEABLE !!!!well if you were wearing an overcoat then maybe ……….. but it is big thick and flattens ones boobs, not hard to do in my case but still, so extremely flattening but not in a nice way………….. It is held on with Velcro’s straps and buckles, the inner layer is breathable with lots of holes to stop one sweating in it………….
Sorry my Aunt always says girls do not sweat ………….. Horses sweat ………Men perspire and Women glow……………. So when I try it on in the summer I am glowing like a Horse………….. er………………the armour plating comes out via zip pockets and you can wash the jacket on a low setting if it gets too smelly.
And just because it says Designed for Comfort on it does not mean it is ……and besides if I wanted something designed for comfort it would be a bra and not body armour!……to put it on it goes over the head and the straps tie it together …………….okok .so once it is on its ok…………. It’s just that I no longer look like a girl …if I was a little flat before…..I am now very FLAT …far flatter than any sports bra and without the advantage of looking like you are at least trying to get fit.
FBI agents may be able to put a jacket over it but I suggest a jumper that way you can try and put a tissue stuffed bra over it to give you back some sort of famine shape………….. er………. it is heavy ……… the weight is taken by the shoulders but it is still heavy .
I am told it is good against knife attacks and can take up to a 9mm bullet………. Huh as it I’m going to test it out by standing anywhere some is shooting at me ! …………… it may not be comfy but heck you try sticking a stake in me and you will soon discover that this girl is one smart cookie ………………
Humans are so stupid at times ………look we have seen all the horror films just like you have …………..and we know about how you want to kill us …………..
Hell he will have one silly look on his face after trying to stake me! …………..
er………well not for long as the mention of stake always makes me hungry…………..and ho just look I have now found my evening meal standing in front of me with a blunt stake and a silly look!
…………………. Human = Stupid ………………..
Want to see Panties with bite? then look at this:.
I'm having a face book event !!!!!! click here Face Book Event
Sorry I am keeping my clothes on but it still will be fun ........and .......well you can always take yours off.............. er.............if you dont mind the laughter from the other visitors.......... hehehehehe
Had a nice book review on youtube .............. take a look
So slowly people are discovering my little book of life as a teenage vampire.
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We all remember the adds about the wonder bra ……………. When I first saw one it ran away and hid under the counter knowing that with my assets it would have to work far too hard to make any difference………….. But has anyone seen this?
It is called a……….. Miracle body-shaper ………and it promises perfect hour-glass figure
Does your tummy look more Christmas pud than pancake flat? You could always invest in Ultimo's latest body-shaping underwear, which claims to increase your chest by two cup sizes - and slim down the waist and stomach.
Described as the world's most advanced underwear.
The V-shape body also features a thong bottom to avoid visible lines and perspex straps for wearing under revealing party dresses.
Has anyone tried one?.............up two cup sizes? ………. So I can at long last move up from preteen tops and trainer bras!................ok…….. ok ….an exaggeration ………...but over developed I am not ……………. ……..
Well the button thong is a good idea I have worn things that have put me on a waterless diet for fear of ever succeeding in getting a fashionably item off in time before I find out if it is waterproof or not ………….. some washrooms have such tiny cubicles that for the nose you are making getting everything off in a hurry..well ………. it sounds like you are practicing for the mile high club,,,………….. Mile high club? ……….. Er ……..that’s means having sex on an aircraft over 1 mile high and in the tiny washroom cubicle it can not be fun ………….No I Have Not………Or Plan to!Before you ask!!!Just what would happen if you got pregnant?My maid Bambi was conceived while her parents watched (er….didn’t watch) the Disney film of the same name. Just what would you name the child?PanAir 747 economy class?Just think how they would suffer at school.
Ok Ok it is winter I should not have to worry about it!
This is the time of year when a girl can grow her very own fur coat to keep warm and no one notices ………….
(If u have not guessed, I am talking about pruning one's own personal rainforest…………er ………….. a girl's garden …………….If u don’t understand ……….well just go play with your stuffed bats until you are older….ok)
and ....well…………………it would have been fine if a friend had not invited me to go swimming then …….hmg…………..I noticed just how wild it had gone ………….. I mean there is slightly in need of a trim and there is the stage where people stare at u when u change! ………I mean it took so long in trying to tuck the straggles away that people thought I was playing with myself……….. then it looked like I had stuffed a sock in the bottom bit of the swimming costume ………so this must be why men don’t bother removing their undergrowth………….. and……… well some Guys really do need the help of stuffing a sock in their swimming shorts when there is cold water to swim in……………… er ……… yes Guys we do notice …….hehehehe
I am a living breathing vampire a full blood alpha female, and I feel sorry for my vampire maid BAMBI, being turned ……..UNDEAD ……….. the type of female vampire human males dream of having sex with, as they never age and always look like they did the day they died ……………. Er ……… Guys I think that is called Necrophilia …………. Look it up you perverts!.............
Bambi died and got turned way back in the dark ages …..during the 1970s I think ……….. like most of the undead vampire girls she does not bother with panties …or in fact any underwear……… She believes the propaganda that Hollywood puts out .silly girl………. Yes no underwear …..Er..well no bodily functions so why bother.....and so she would look supper sexy all the time ……….. if she had only been prepared to be turned…………. She was not as you can see from her hair style.....see my website.......www.fangsrule.com ………….. being Undead your body is fixed at the moment you are turned, so you have the same hairstyle no mater what the fashion is and I must have told you of the number of times I have seen maids take a knife and cut off all their hair only to have it grow back at the first taste of blood.
So vampires from her time have wonderful examples of undergrowth, I have noticed that some of the more fashionable ones do them as Afros or as a pony tail and the more adventurous ones attach coloured beads……….you may ask how I know this ……..er…well they all like wearing very short shirts and ………..well you can't help but notice ………...especially when the beads are in day glow orange and green!
No point in them attempting to have ……... A landing strip……. Er …….. Mahican and they can only dream of a Hollywood or Brazilian.
Where as I am a living vampire and so could do all that if I wanted to.....but er….No……… just because it is fashionable nowadays to be on all fours …like a dog………while some stranger pours hot wax on you………….. Yes HOT WAX!!!! And …….yes that is near ….er..very near the most sensitive parts of the body!!! look we are vampires ….not ……..perverted masochists !
Well if my boyfriend wants me to go through that kind of humiliation he can darn well go first show me the results and then perhaps I may think about it!....but only think about it!
Bikini line…crap why not make the bikinis bigger! ………….. look if you just left it to grow………. you could go to the beach without a bikini bottom and with your natural wild female rainforest ……….. well it will normally cover a larger area than any of the micro bikini’s that look more like a colored piece or cord between your legs ………….. and as to covering anything........ well…………. What do you think dental floss can hide ………when we are talking about girl’s bits and private places.
You can even get a tattoo to help with your body topiary art ………..this is a real tattoo! ……….no it is not mine!
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look at what I found in the section on panties for christmas fun:
We’ve been alerted to an odd new trend that frankly, I wouldn’t have even thought of if TrendHunter hadn’t pointed it out. It’s about butt cleavage, and we’re not talking about that peek of posterior you get after gaining a pound or two and pulling on those low-rise jeans. No, this is butt cleavage of a very purposeful sort.
Come on girls this is what your boyfriend will now get you for christmas ............. LOL
