Amy Mah is a snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who writes of her life as a modern Vampire and whose books can be seen at: www.FangsRule.com or on Amazon her first book is self help guide called: Fangs Rule a girls guide to being a vampire from Reardon Publishing and is available as full colour paperback, Kindle; E Book. Amy also written VAMPIRE where you read of her problems of living her life as a blood chilling denizen of the night. Later this year her book on sexy Demons will be published
Najica Blitz Tactics is a cute story with lots of action mild violence so it is rated a children's Anime but it must be the only film that is supported and funded by the underwear industry take a look at the youtube link and then tell me the Japanese do not have a thing for looking up girls skirts !
I was told I should not talk of sex, religion and politics in my blog as it does not sell books………….. heck…….well without those headings my blogs could be very empty
Now this guy is hung like a horse !!!!
No Males slaves and Donkeys but a sexy horse rider……. Yes and who said a guy would not look if he had a chance ! I think this proved it !!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTufkNNTeMU
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Ho I am sorry I forgot you guys out there that like the horse and not the girl then this is for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aou9zXFhSms
Sexy horses modeling on the catwalk live
I used to worry that being a blood drinking vampire and nicely dressed denizen of the night was ….well could be a little …..er………….odd sounding
But not anymore..Ever since I joined Facebook I now know I must be one of the sanest people on the planet! ………… Yee Gods are there some odd people on Facebook ……and when I say odd I mean ODD !!!!! ……………. Er…………if you are one of my friends on facebook ……….look I don’t mean you……… it is all the other we talk about when they are not on the wall.
Essa Faresyas i want to do sex with yo if yo like do yo sbek Arabic
This is the sort of stuff i get in my message on FB and and who the F*** is Essa Faresyas? what makes him think I can speak Arabic let alone want to have sex with someone whos first comment to me is ....wellread it yourself below and look him up, look Essa pull your pants back up, if you wish to please me buy a book !!!
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Essa Faresyas i want to do sex with yo if yo like
Ho yes and some of the nicest friendliest guys can normally be found in satanic groups, do not worry about the strange demonic names they have, as most are real gentlemen when it come to chatting with girls.
Now this is my normal moan which I have said here more than once, but heck I watch the news and they keep showing the stuff so I will keep repeating myself on what I see:-
I don’t care how devout a person says they are, or how may times they pray during the day if they then go out and kill innocent women and children in the name of any god I do not have the tendency to like them………sorry I can’t help it ………. But it is them personally and not their skin color or faith ……………..
Look I will say the same to all followers of Judaism, Christianity and Islam ………read the commandments …… ….there is no get out clause under the line saying Thou Shalt Not Kill ……………..
Perhaps some holy books have an extra bit added in ball point pen giving a sub clause saying that this does not cover killing people daring to eat chicken on a night of a full moon during a mouth with a R in its title ………………..
Is it just me or does anyone else worry about some of the wording, things like
You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
COVERT? er............ (Longing to possess), sounds like a word meaning wanting to have sex. I can understand a God being a little pissed over someone screwing a neighbours male slave or donkey …. Well its so rude………. That’s only what you do after winning a war……… .but for the life of me I am at a loss of any perversion about people having sex with houses.......…horses maybe………well there are some lonely sad guys about but houses.............like how? .......... but then who am I to judge ….and well God says don’t do it anyway………..
So lets see what comments I get on todays blog……………….. and please come and buy a book or I will pick on you next time !!!!
And talking of book reviews I have just finished “The Darkness of the Night” trilogy by Lisa Lane
And wow are they good ……………..They are called erotic novels and I certainty added a few extra facts to my education ……..(blush)…………. But then I am a lot more innocent than how I come over on my blogs ………… shut up I am!
And no I am not going to tell you the bits took me by surprise you will have to read them yourselves!
Well these are the very fist erotic novels I have ever read, and page 1 chapter 1 book 1 ….well if you can get past this page without having to fan down your reddening face you will love all of it ……
………. I am no expert but I would say this is sexy chick lit and is fine for late teens er late, late teens ok ok early 20s onward, and the reason people may guess that it is female sexy erotic is by the title of the second book: Cosmic Orgasm ……….. male porn would have an entirely different type of title more about boobs.
How can I explain myself? …. It is erotic chick lit in that it is not porn …… and it has lots of emotions in the plots …………. Heck this is hard to explain ……….it is the difference between male and female sexual fantasy ok ………….. you try and explain that and you have your own answer……… all I can say is that it pushed my buttons on being a good read.
So on with the story while I cool down ……………. It is good ………… very good the plot evolves nicely between the 3 books starting with the main character becoming a vampire in book 1 through to a climax of the plot at the end of book 3.
The Darkness and the Night by Lisa Lane
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First sexy Billy turns her into a vampire, and when Karen becomes his lover, she finds that once they have exchanged blood, they share a bond more powerful than anything Karen has ever experienced. That's the good news. But Billy's left her to make it on her own, and she's on the run from her crazy father, who imagines himself a vampire hunter, as well as demon hunters and a commune of orgy-loving Amish-like vampires, who drink blood in their coffee. In this breathless debut novel, Lisa Lane takes you on a thrilling ride through vampire enclaves, moral dilemmas, and forbidden sexual encounters.
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On the run from her once sexy, now sadistic vampire lover, recently turner blood-sucker Karen is also being chased by the orgy-loving vampire bounty-hunters. A brief respite with a psychic leads her to a cosmic orgasm, and the arms of a new human lover who will make her remember the passion she thought was undead too.
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Karen learns quickly that being both a mother and a vampire is no easy task, especially since her children, fraternal twins Anna and Andy, are not typical kids. Anna, although seemingly human, has the unique ability to not only travel the Astral, but also manipulate objects and people between planes. Andy also appears to be a normal human boy, but appearances prove disastrously deceiving.
With the help of her blood donor and lover, Jason, Karen does her best to offer the twins a "normal" suburban life. Despite them, Anna and Andy come into their own, exploring their family's past . . . and the very different beings they are both slowly becoming. In the process, the author takes us on a wild ride that breaks beyond the boundaries of time and reality, sexual exploration, love and sacrifice . . . and back to the vampire commune.
This is a fun little review I got sent to me by my publisher, the book reviewers that normally write up on my book give ages for the reader and .......well when people ask me the reading age i am at a loss to say ......
..... well as i just wrote it and not planned for any age group .....
...I usually say Young Adult ....... er............ why? ....... well i talk about high school life, embarrassment and what it is like being a girl in a world full of strange creatures called adults.
OK that normally attracts two types of people .......
1. Teen Age girls that like vampire books and discussions of thing to wear that is both hot and can get a vampire boy more interested in you than just your blood type.
2. Adults that like a different look into a vampire world that is not all about sex and carnage ....... someone should tell the film industry that just because you get turned into a vampire it does not mean you first desire is to show the world your boobs ........
Alright 3 types of people as I expect young teenage girls talking about underwear and what to do with a boyfriend will also attract paedophiles .............. not that I am stopping them reading it but hell they will be so disappointed if they think they will get any kind of sexual thrill as it rearly ain't that sort of book .............. then again I have heard they once stopped parents photographing their own children at a nativity play in case paedophiles got to see the photos!........
....... for those not knowing what a nativity play is let me explain christian schools get children to dress up as Arabs to celebrate the birth of Christ ..........
5 - 7 year old little boys and girls covered from head to toe in a blanket ............ apparently Arabs wore blankets 2000 years ago ...................
Anyway it was another bit of political correctness gone mad as as you could hardly see a face ........... paedophiles may be sick perverts but you need to be delusional to get any thrill out of it.............. look it looks like they are all wearing Burqas ......... if you are a lucky pervert you may see part of a face and a pair of shoes !!!
Sorry got carried away what was i saying?
Yes my book is in fact aimed at all ages, the younger teen will get the funny everyday life of being a teen vampire .......where as the adult reading it will get all the funny bits the kids miss.......... from my blogs you will know i can be a little cynical ................ well my book is cynical with a capital SIN.............. as real human world issues are added into the text ..................
lots of stuff is ambiguous ............. meaning the teens will get some of the adult humour the adults miss ..............
................ teens know a hell of a lot more that is going on than you give them credit for!
my book is very.....very different ............... and not for just kids .........
Hummmmmmmmmm todays blog? Or should I say todays moan.
Now I like Guys ……… ok so mostly with tomato sauce but ……….. it’s a start …………. Look I’m a vampire and well if someone tastes good then it is gods will that they should die …………..er of course that is correct ……
….. god says unto man go forth and multiple ……
… god says unto Vampire.. Lunch is served !!!!!
Not that we the vampire race are that much into gods and such like.
Just think of ancestor worship ……….. like so many of my ancestors are still walking around ! ………….
………. Not so much needing to pray to them with incense for guidance and advice but more like sending them an Email !!
And your new human religions are ………. Well how can we listen to the holy advice written down from a prophet that one of your older relatives chatted to………… and brings up the same funny story of his meeting with him in the desert every family gathering!
…boring….. saying the only wise thing he could remember him for was the way he passed wind loudly and blamed it on the camel.
It is stupidity in the male gender that gets me ……… they should know their place…………er……………tied to a bed waiting to satisfy me.
Human males are stupid but then again so are some male vampires …………… perhaps it’s the lack of blood to the brain every time they get excited………….
One often hears stories around the nest of what some stupid male is doing or has done……..
Just because a male is 5 time stronger than a female they get it in their stupid heads that they are in control !
They have all the human females they can eat ……. And yet they just want to play with their food. ……… “You did what to her?! Well I’m not touching her now you pervert!”
Dumb males………… next they step up to a female vampire and drop their pants as if to impress us
………….. Impress a female vampire by dropping ones pants?! Like our hunger and sharp teeth would make a shawl of Piranha fish envious and they drop their pants in front our face, as if we were some sex staved human female …..huh………..
I once heard of a male that was so stupid he told his wife that she no was no longer exciting him in bed and that if she did not do something he would go else where………
………. Of course she took it to heart and tried her best to please him …………..
She dressed up as a French maid and lovingly removed his clothes before tieing him to the bed ……………… she then slowly removed her clothes until all she was wearing was a smile……… the effect on him was obvious …………. And he could not believe his luck when she then started covering his private parts with honey…..
….yes that night their relationship changed ………..
…….. Ho yes I forgot to say …….. she then left the room and returned with a bees nest which she placed it on his chest …………. Before leaving again saying as she left that she was going out with her girlfriends and would see him in the morning …………..
As far as I remember he never complained about his sex life being boring ever again………. And in fact some of the extra swellings from the stings made his wife very happy.
