Guys that like looking at girls in Underwear

Guys that like looking at girls in Underwear

Underneath your panty

Look I have favourite undies due to the fact they fit and like they don’t have the VPL problem unlike Guys whose favorite undies are the ones he wears to get laid ……… and look guys that is something you should never, never ever never never share with a girl that you hope to get lucky with……….. ok? ……..

That sort of information should always be a male secret like how many days of wearing the same socks does it take for them to stand up on their own………….

You may think of them as your lucky undies with what has happened to you while you were wearing them, but we will be thinking if you have washed them afterwards….. and if the bar patton with lines though it are a scoring system …………… like why tell us ?........ are we supposed to sign them afterwards for you as a conquest?............ or make a score on them for future girls to admire………. 7/10 for effort.

And like did he lose his virginity in them? And why would I want to know that? Well guys underwear look like they last for years so it is possible ……….

Well they do last and last …………  I have often wondered do they add re enforced concrete to the material ……… well what about all that dick movement? And the playing of pocket pool movements that guys don’t think we see, shouldn’t  that wear them out from the inside?

Female undies wear out and well they don’t always do this:

ANIME] My panties SNAPPED!

But it is possible, as they get weaker with wear, so yes some look cute and pretty and have little silk bows on them which come off in the wash …yes they do …and it is sooooo boring trying to sow them back on again………….

Female undies are designed to look nice and sexy and er….fall apart ……….of course I do have some very sexy black undies for special occasions that the only one to see so far is my cat.

Now did you know undies are also racial …    ….  er……    …….. you don’t believe me? Well it is true!  I stocked up on bras and panties when in SE Asia early this year as they fit !!!  Having an Asian body means far more than a liking for rice.

Guys just don’t know the pleasure of finding a bra that fits and panties that are comfy, there are also some benefits of visiting a 60% Muslim country and that is buying swimming costumes that don’t go transparent when wet, nor do they sag in the wrong places ………well I don’t know what the micro bikinis they sell do apart from get you arrested for wearing them outside the house, as I just went for something to use in a swimming pool when back home……

……… no water is ok for vampires you are thinking of witches with bladder problems…………. Er …..you know a witch can not pass flowing water. ……

……….After a long cold drink I defiantly do not have any problems passing lots of flowing water …………….

Have all you noticed in Japanese Anime all girls show off there undies here take a look:   

Panty Raid !

Anime Upskirts

I love the idea of some guy getting a real boner from a cartoon………… hehehehehehe …….kinda sad but harmless ………

….. Japanese clothing is good lined pants for warmth in winter and good fitting undies yes look at the anime ……...normal undies are worn…. So at least the kids watching it will not be expected to experience the joys of a cheese cutting wire of a thong that produces and then shows some very odd pressure lines after taking them off.

As I said in Japanese Anime they are wearing normal undies which is better than guys thinking a thong is something of comfort ………… er……it is not …sexy yes and good for VPL …..(Visible pantie line) problems with thin material but comfort is …..er……

……. how can one put it ……… when walking a thong can travel to places it should not ok………… er……look I like to wear my undies externally ………… and if normal walking can do that just think what happens in one of those gymnastic vampire film fights ……….. like no one ever says abut the visit to a gynecologist after a fight wearing a thong to have it surgically removed……………. Ouch………

Yes ok I do own a thong ……….. it is blue and and is good for the butt crack sort of show off jeans but not for showing anything else as standing in front of a mirror it looks more like a river running through a jungle ……er……………well it does ……..yes I know a guy would probably find it sexy but then we have already said about guys playing pocket pool when watching a upshot pic of a cartoon girl ………. Look guys think about it there is nothing …   NOTHING …   at all under the panties of a cartoon girl …………… Unless the artist is very good with anatomy …..i do mean nothing………. I know I am waisting my time in telling them but …heck it is so sad………..they should go take a long walk followed by a cold shower until they can mature for the real thing.

A Woman's Perspective on Underwear

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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

The Vampire Diaries: Turning the Pages by Monique Snyman VAM08

Wowwwwwwwwwww I so love this …………… Stefan Salvatore is a mega drip but Damon Salvatore his older brother is hot did I say hot ? I should have said HOT !!!!!!!! hoooooo to meet him on a dark night ………sigh………………

Well take a look for yourselves I have added a few film clips …………………

When L.J. Smith released her series of young adult novels called, The Vampire Diaries, I’m sure she never expected it to become one of television’s hottest shows almost two decades later.  It did though, and although the show is only based on the novels, the main plot is still true to the original storyline and the characters are still as intriguing as ever.  Featuring one of the hottest bad boy vampires to ever see the light of day, Damon Salvatore (played by the extremely handsome Ian Somerhalder), it seems that he has stolen the hearts of many especially with his witty one-liners, quick comebacks and all around cocky attitude.  In all regards it seems as though Damon Salvatore has taken on a life of his own in the show and is slowly pushing his younger brother Stefan Salvatore (played by Paul Wesley) out of the runs as the lead man… 

The Vampire Diaries is one of those shows that seems to be getting better with time and if you have the patience, you will not be disappointed.  The love triangle that is at play creates for an interesting conflict between the characters and also makes for an intriguing inner conflict that will keep you at the edge of your seat throughout.  It’s also one of those shows that obscure the lines to actual mythological stories and fictional stories, which always makes for a creative journey into the unknown.  But that’s not why everyone is watching the show.  Why everyone is watching The Vampire Diaries is because of the sexy vampires that always seem to charm their viewers into wanting more.  It’s not Twilight, these vampires actually kill their prey and although there’s sometimes a bit of guilt in the air, it’s not really that big of an issue… at least not for Damon Salvatore.  For his little brother, it’s a whole different story though.  Stefan (Paul Wesley) has a bit of issues that makes him slightly more like a Twilight vamp, the broody tormented soul that falls in love with a human and whatnot is unfortunately present, but thankfully Damon (Ian Somerhalder) always make fun of him and that’s what makes The Vampire Diaries awesome.

The differences between the show and the books are subtle, yet present.  Elena Gilbert (played by Nina Dobrev in the show) was not a lanky, sexy brunette in the books, whereas Caroline Forbes (Candice Accola) was not a blonde haired, fair skinned girl either.  It seemed as though executives decided to switch the characters up, but the biggest change there was, was changing the story for Caroline Forbes in the whole.  Bonnie Bennett (Katerina Graham) on the other hand also got a bit of a change in regards to her witchery ancestry.  L.J. Smith made her a descendant of Druids, the executives decided to make her a descendant of the Salem Witches instead.  The subtle changes in the television show certainly did not make it worse than the books as some may say; instead it made the books and the show as two stand-alone entities that share the same name and idea.  The two entertainment genres came together like soul mates, completing one another to create a story that makes it superior to most others which are in the same leagues.  It also grows with its audience and its audience is growing fast…

What could a person expect after the first season’s finale, which was jaw dropping?  Where Elena suddenly decides to kiss the other brother and then basically tries to kill her own uncle?  That part was talked about for a while and certainly created enough anticipation for the show to be brought back for a second season, which was just as exciting and made for a fun filled, suspenseful watch.  Everyone wanted more…  Even L.J. Smith was being pushed to release more books for The Vampire Diaries, which she obviously did and there’s still coming more.  But what did you think would happen with a novel that threw together the elements of hidden secrets for the humans, wary witches, werewolves with tempers, a borderline alcoholic vampire with a crush on his brother’s girlfriend, inner conflict, a doppelganger that wants to kill her own lookalike and so much more?  The Vampire Diaries may get classified by some people as too Twilight, due to some similarities, but people have to remember that The Vampire Diaries was written long before Twilight even came into existence and that although there’s a love triangle, werewolves and conflict that it’s nothing like Twilight.  It’s a fun vampire series that teenagers and adults can watch together, with romance, action and horror blended together in an intricate, yet intelligent way that will leave you wanting more.

The Vampire Diaries: Turning the Pages by Monique Snyman VAM08

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Little boys and girls wearing blankets to attract perverts

My book reviews

This is a fun little review I got sent to me by my publisher, the book reviewers that normally write up on my book give ages for the reader and .......well when people ask me the reading age i am at a loss to say ......

..... well as i just wrote it and not planned for any age group .....

...I usually say Young Adult .......  er............    why? .......  well i talk about high school life, embarrassment and what it is like being a girl in a world full of strange creatures called adults. 

OK that normally attracts two types of people .......

1. Teen Age girls that like vampire books and discussions of thing to wear that is both hot and can get a vampire boy more interested in you than just your blood type.

2. Adults that like a different look into a vampire world that is not all about sex and carnage ....... someone should tell the film industry that just because you get turned into a vampire it does not mean you first desire is to show the world your boobs ........

Alright 3 types of people as I expect young teenage girls talking about underwear and what to do with a boyfriend will also attract paedophiles .............. not that I am stopping them reading it but hell they will be so disappointed if they think they will get any kind of sexual thrill as it rearly ain't that sort of book .............. then again I have heard they once stopped parents photographing their own children at a nativity play in case paedophiles got to see the photos!........

....... for those not knowing what a nativity play is let me explain christian schools get children to dress up as Arabs to celebrate the birth of Christ ..........

5 - 7 year old little boys and girls covered from head to toe in a blanket ............ apparently Arabs wore blankets 2000 years ago ................... 

Anyway it was another bit of political correctness gone mad as as you could hardly see a face ........... paedophiles may be sick perverts but you need to be delusional to get any thrill out of it.............. look it looks like they are all wearing Burqas ......... if you are a lucky pervert you may see part of a face and a pair of shoes !!!

Sorry got carried away what was i saying?

Yes my book is in fact aimed at all ages, the younger teen will get the funny everyday life of being a teen vampire .......where as the adult reading it will get all the funny bits the kids miss.......... from my blogs you will know i can be a little cynical ................ well my book is cynical with a capital SIN.............. as real human world issues are added into the text ..................

lots of stuff is ambiguous ............. meaning the teens will get some of the adult humour the adults miss .............. 

................ teens know a hell of a lot more that is going on than you give them credit for!

my book is very.....very different ............... and not for just kids .........  

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Naked Big Busted female vampires bouncing about in old Castles

Naked Big Busted female vampires bouncing about in old Castles

How many times have I got to say this it is only the turned female vampires (ex-humans and now undead) Hollywood style that have perfect boobs and like to go around wearing a thin see-through nightdress with no panties.

Normal vampire like me……. well we like to wear clothing and with how cold the caves or castles are thick clothing!

My flannelette Nightdress could only be deemed see-through if you have x-ray vision!  

So the idea of beds containing naked vampires in old castles is only for the movies, er.......... castles the same as caves are cold, damp and draughty at the best of times and they are like very cold in winter!

Shall I put it another way, vampires are not always the best of company when they are happy so it is best not to meet one with a cold !

I have checked with my family and the only vampire I know that wears a night shirt for sleeping is my Uncle, his sister my Aunt wears more in bed than see does during the day including a layer of cats which join her in bed!

My boyfriend ‘Max’ says he only wears a smile in bed and I can come and check anytime !

But his sister my bestie friend ‘Ice’ says he wears a smelly old Tee and shorts which their Mom has threatened to burn if he forgets to put out to wash again.

She, that is Ice and not her Mom wears a top and shorts in bed, myself if anyone is interested I wear PJs and in winter a flannelette nightdress over them, plus I also keep my underwear on as my bedroom is cold, unless Bambi my maid sleeps with me, then we can cuddy up together.

Look ! how many times must I repeat myself, just because guys can’t sleep together or it can mean them playing a game of hide the sausage, it does not mean that being a girl sleeping with anther girl makes you a lesbian, sometimes it just means the bedrooms are DARN COLD ! Plus if you sleep with your maid she can act as a midnight snack …………. Well getting out of bed to go walking about bare footed on ice cold floors just makes you colder still by having to stop and take a piss……yes the cold also does that to a vampires bladder …. And having Marble toilets sound so exotic until you get your butt frozen onto one! ……the first to laugh I will bite OK !!!  

If you want to know more about my cute butt………. Well you will have to buy my book! ….hehehehehe ….it is fully illustrated and I do mean FULLY illustrated……

Ho yes I do tell Max (boyfriend) that I always sleep in the nude ……. hehehe .....as it will give him something to dream about !!!! ………. Guys can have such vivid imaginations at times …………

Ho God I am Coming !

Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

 

 

 

When the High council asked me to study you overgrown monkeys they did not warn me about how crazy you all are

 

 

 

……….. I mean to say we try our best and cull out as many as we can but heck do you breed fast !! look give us a chance will you, can’t you just stop having sex for one day !

 

I found another thing to get my teeth into today and it is called Rapture ………….. I even have some film clips for you.

 

 

 

 

So did this Rapture Thingy start in middle America?  It sounds very must like star trek sparkling lights and you are on-board a space ship ………………. Ho crap that sounds more like those weird scientologists………….

 

 

 

 

Am I allowed to say weird scientologists?  Do I have to follow on and say in my opinion or the such like er…..never know with today's laws ………..er……….. ok in my humble opinion and with out criticism I would like to put my point my view on your religious beliefs as

 

 

 

ARE YOU ALL STARK STAREING MAD ? 

 

 

 

 

…………  what drugs do you give out at your meetings ………… by the Gods above (er.... get it "by the gods above", heck think about it!)  you must be a lot of Lunatics !!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………….

 

 

 

 

 

Not that I have anything against lunatics ………

 

 

No……… Rapture is more main stream christian ……..day of judgement and that sort of thing …….great beast 666 etc etc……

I think Rapture is a form of Kidnapping and so should be banned by the other deities ……….. please no one tell the Scientologist about the Rapture or they will go one better and issue tickets for a spaceship ride to heaven.

Well it is just the way it is going to happen that gets me ………. just think if Rapture happens in the way they say it will then it will cause deaths of many innocent women and Children

 

 

 

 

 

................ a few sparkling lights and a voice over saying  BEAM ME UP GOD all over the world at the same time, (Sorry once had a boyfrend who was a Trekkie or something nerdy like that)

 

 

 

People driving cars ……operation on people hospital……………. Flying aircraft ……………. having sex……………… now that will put a different meaning to the words

 

 

….......…..     Ho God I am Coming  !!!!  ……….

 

 

 

God is calling the saved ones around the world and getting some back chat:

 

………………. Ho god please can you wait just another 5 min I have only just got her panties off" …………….    

 

………………..But Fido goes everywhere with me…………….. its alright he is house trained …………..

 

 

 

 

………………..Can I make a phone call first …………… want I to phone a Scientologist and laugh ……………  

 

 

 

well perhaps god will let they people have that last request.

 

 

 

 

Yes vanishing in a poof ……….. Well that sort of thing could kill millions of innocent people ……………. Ok so not the purest of the pure of course as they will be the ones going ………….but think of all the poor scientologist out selling  spaceship tickets that will have space shuttle drop on them!

 

 

 

Ok Ok ……now try and think of something that does not make you laugh!

 

 

 

So if evil can be caused by a good act is the act not now evil? Would people being killed this way be an act of an evil god?

Do you rearly wish to be kidnapped / rescued by an evil God?

Left Behind ~ Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h2LtAG3Mkw

Left Behind: The Movie - Raptured!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXRrVrkFYlo&feature=related

The Rapture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjjn4Ktc9gc

http://www.asylum.co.uk/2011/05/24/new-rapture-date-harold-camping-prophet/

How to explain to your kids they are a product from having Sex with a Dog

I do wonder if one day someone will even notice let alone understand why i jump up and down on Butterflies.........................sigh..............

Today I am going to talk about Furries…………. People that dress up in animal costumes ……………. They say it is to let the inner animal inside of everyone freedom to express themselves in todays world.

Don’t get me wrong it sounds fun to get a padded bra and to dress up in a sexy cat suit ……….but well ………………

 

I had not thought about adding a large cats head to it …………….. going to conventions is also ok but having sex dressed as a animal ……………….. it has sooooooooooooooo never crossed my mind ……………..

HMG .........i have just discovered all this stuff via Youtube on the world of furries .............. see i said you humans were ....er...........an interesting sort of animal to study ............. as I have said before being a teenage vampire I am the sanest one around here ................

 

It is all over the place and I have never heard of it before !!!

Look it is true I have never heard of this furrie stuff !! shit I so innocent at times ............ people do it wearing a fur costume? ................. like going all the way while dressed as a cat...........................

 

now I like cats ………… but well not in that way!

Now don't you ever .............. ever complain about my blogs being far fetched ...................I agree wearing black undies is sexy .................. but over a fur suit !?!

Sex …….full sex in fur !!!

For it to work you must be naked under the fur and have openings in intimate places ......................buttoned? zipped or just open to give your private places some fresh air

 

…….well a fur suit must get hot and Mom always said it is rude to start scratching down there due to the heat…….. even dressed as a dog……….. does the fur costume have pockets? .......if not where does the guy keep the condoms? ..........

Well do you wish to explain to your kids the reason you don't know who their father is

because all you know is his name is FIDO from his collar disc, has pointed ears, soft brown fur you just liked the way he sniffed your butt at a party and took you doggy style giving out a very loud howl of pleasure.

Mind you it could be the reason your kids always have nice cold noses and get plenty of exercise by chasing the neighborhood cat.  

I think I will just stay being a vampire thank you.

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Chrher Judge learns about furriesistop.