Wear a short skirt with no panties and freeze your butt of on a street corner somewhere

I need to make some money and well I have nice legs and with a nice micro skirt and a snug fitting top I could find some way to get a guy to part with some money and what with how cold it is at the moment you could hang a coat from my chest if you know what I mean and that always gets a guys attention, but then we are talking about guys here and that means the sight of two scoops of ice-cream will get most guys excited.

If I had money I could put some heating on and it is you the readers fault! …yes it is ……….if you would just go and buy some more of my books I could keep warm.

What I would love to wear is tight black leather and no not that plastic crap it smells when it gets hot, I want the real thing ! yes, yes, yes, I want some animal to die to make me look good ……………

Ho god can one look sexy in black leather top and pants finished off with a pair or knee length black boots ………………sigh ……………… and before people start complaining about me killing animals to look good just look down at your feet and unless you are cheap and think plastic is a good choice in fashionable foot wear ………….er…..no it is not …………. With that sort of thinking you may as well go of a plastic short skirt with no panties and freeze your butt of on a street corner somewhere.

I’m also in need of a nice fur coat, well it is winter and just because I have fangs and claws it does not mean I don’t get cold and my own little area of fur is kinda limited so I am happy to wear another animals coat……..Mink would be nice, me and anti fur campaigners?   Hah! Noooooooow just pass me a club and stand back ………..er……… come here nice little mink come and join the rest of the coat? 

Look you have been watching far too much twilight I’m not that sort of vampire, this vampire bites ! and she is also frigging cold in winter ……………………..

GO BUY A BOOK OR YOU WILL BE THE NEXT ANIMAL TO BECOME EXTINCT !!!!!!!!! Don’t say I did not warn you if this winter gets any colder I’m not just going to bite you but skin you as well ……………  PS if you have purchased a book please keep the receipt on you as vampire protection by holding it out in front of you……….

Look here is me furless...Im the one on the right Ice is the one on the left and if you think she is sexy you should see her brother ...................... sigh

Well I’m not the only one you humans like fur take a look :

Get ready for your sexy fur and leather induced orgasm...

http://www.ladywarfieldpresents.com/2010/11/norisol-ferrari-queen-of-fur-leather.html

Wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now that will keep me warm ...............

One of Norisol Ferrari's earliest memories is of lying on the floor of a Neiman Marcus fur salon dreaming of being surrounded in this finery for all of her life.  Born and raised in New York, with  Venezuelan roots and years of traveling, Norisol's began a lifetime appreciation and love of different cultural aesthetics, beauty and timeless glamour. Each one of her pieces is a hand-made work of art and many of them are one-of-a-kind creations.  At the core of her work are historical uses of classic men's tailoring grounded in utilitarion philosophy.

"It comes down to empowering my costumer with what is important to them and inspiring them. In this incredible and sometimes difficult journey we call life, we often need reminders of the wonderful world we live in – a coat, made from nature’s bounty and designed to fit perfectly, protecting us from the elements while holding us safely in comfort has a way of making us feel like the magnificent beings we are."

visit www.norisolferrari.com/ to experience her collection.

It is said that leather has no age. This is one of those fabrics that enjoys a history of thousands of years. Even from the Paleolithic they were discovered mural paintings revealing the fact that people were wearing different items made from animal skin. Then, there were the Greeks and Romans who used leather in order to make shoes or military uniforms. In fashion, the leather jacket became famous due to cinema development. The movie “The Wild One”, in 1953, in which Marlon Brando appeared in a leather jacket was the point when this item became a real fashion statement.

The most common idea when choosing a leather jacket is to go for the classic type. However, as this should be a fashion statement meant to complete a dull outfit, why not to try a more extravagant one with different applications or special tailoring. Still, you can keep the classic model as a back-up plan. You can match the biker jacket with a pair of skinny jeans and ballerina flats, or with flare pants or jeans, a blouse and a pair of platform shoes.

     

Having Sex wearing nothing but a Fur Coat

Now I don't know who this is but she looks like she will not be short of Guys wanting to have her as a pet.

Today I am going to talk about Furries…………. People that dress up in animal costumes ……………. They say it is to let the inner animal inside of everyone freedom to express themselves in todays world.

Don’t get me wrong it sounds fun to get a padded bra and to dress up in a sexy cat suit ……….but well ………………

I had not thought about adding a large cats head to it …………….. going to conventions is also ok but having sex dressed as a animal ……………….. it has sooooooooooooooo never crossed my mind ……………..

HMG .........i have just discovered all this stuff via Youtube on the world of furries .............. see i said you humans were ....er...........an interesting sort of animal to study ............. as I have said before being a teenage vampire I am the sanest one around here ................

It is all over the place and I have never heard of it before !!!

Look it is true I have never heard of this furrie stuff !! shit I so innocent at times ............ people do it wearing a fur costume? ................. like going all the way while dressed as a cat...........................

now I like cats ………… but well not in that way!

Now don't you ever .............. ever complain about my blogs being far fetched ...................I agree wearing black undies is sexy .................. but over a fur suit !?!

Sex …….full sex in fur !!!

For it to work you must be naked under the fur and have openings in intimate places ......................buttoned? zipped or just open to give your private places some fresh air

…….well a fur suit must get hot and Mom always said it is rude to start scratching down there due to the heat…….. even dressed as a dog……….. does the fur costume have pockets? .......if not where does the guy keep the condoms? ..........

Well do you wish to explain to your kids the reason you don't know who their father is because all you know is his name is FIDO from his collar disc, has pointed ears, soft brown fur you just liked the way he sniffed your butt at a party and took you doggy style giving out a very loud howl of pleasure.

Mind you it could be the reason your kids always have nice cold noses and get plenty of exercise by chasing the neighborhood cat. 

I think I will just stay being a vampire thank you.

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www.fangsrule.com

A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

How to explain to your kids they are a product from having Sex with a Dog

I do wonder if one day someone will even notice let alone understand why i jump up and down on Butterflies.........................sigh..............

Today I am going to talk about Furries…………. People that dress up in animal costumes ……………. They say it is to let the inner animal inside of everyone freedom to express themselves in todays world.

Don’t get me wrong it sounds fun to get a padded bra and to dress up in a sexy cat suit ……….but well ………………

 

I had not thought about adding a large cats head to it …………….. going to conventions is also ok but having sex dressed as a animal ……………….. it has sooooooooooooooo never crossed my mind ……………..

HMG .........i have just discovered all this stuff via Youtube on the world of furries .............. see i said you humans were ....er...........an interesting sort of animal to study ............. as I have said before being a teenage vampire I am the sanest one around here ................

 

It is all over the place and I have never heard of it before !!!

Look it is true I have never heard of this furrie stuff !! shit I so innocent at times ............ people do it wearing a fur costume? ................. like going all the way while dressed as a cat...........................

 

now I like cats ………… but well not in that way!

Now don't you ever .............. ever complain about my blogs being far fetched ...................I agree wearing black undies is sexy .................. but over a fur suit !?!

Sex …….full sex in fur !!!

For it to work you must be naked under the fur and have openings in intimate places ......................buttoned? zipped or just open to give your private places some fresh air

 

…….well a fur suit must get hot and Mom always said it is rude to start scratching down there due to the heat…….. even dressed as a dog……….. does the fur costume have pockets? .......if not where does the guy keep the condoms? ..........

Well do you wish to explain to your kids the reason you don't know who their father is

because all you know is his name is FIDO from his collar disc, has pointed ears, soft brown fur you just liked the way he sniffed your butt at a party and took you doggy style giving out a very loud howl of pleasure.

Mind you it could be the reason your kids always have nice cold noses and get plenty of exercise by chasing the neighborhood cat.  

I think I will just stay being a vampire thank you.

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Chrher Judge learns about furriesistop.

What is Wrong with Wearing Real Fur and Blood Diamonds?

What is Wrong with Wearing Real Fur and Blood Diamonds?

As I have said it many times you humans are an odd lot, ………

Just what is wrong with wearing real fur and blood diamonds? You are normally so keen on killing members of your own species why get so hot and bothered over killing animals to wear real fur …………like have you felt how soft mink is…………sigh………………

And as to blood diamonds if fashion models can forget even being given them ………forget being given diamonds !!!!! …….they must be over paid! ......... So why can't an author have some?  I would remember and even thank you afterwards…………  look send it with the mink coat and save on postage.

Do I wear animal skins? Of course I do !!!!

I have shoes and gloves made from Cows,…. er…………. Pigs, Goats, Crocodiles and Cows have died for my bag collection ………….. but it is ok to kill them as they do not look cute like a mink…………. Cute!!! The little blighters would take your fingers off given half a chance………….  And you eat the meat ………….. ok …just when has anyone eaten Crocodile? Er……Thought not.

A Vampire should dress well in smart clothes normally all tight black leather and expensive gems as the humans we attack appreciate being eaten by a well dressed vampire wearing 50k of diamonds.

Me? ............... Well I have to suffer hunting in jeans and a tee ………. Look do you know how hard it is to get blood out of a white tee? No? ……  well it is hard work !!!!   

And jeans may look cool but are not comfy when you get all bloated…………..

Why don’t guys suffer from getting bloated? Any girl can tell you the need to undo the top button on the jeans or live with the idea of the maker’s label being permanently embossed onto one tummy.

Undead vampire have it easy they live on just blood and adsorb it into the body where as being a living vamp after 7 – 8 pints of blood not only am I bloated but in desperate need to take a piss and do you care ……..heck no all you are interested in is going out trying to protect those darn finger eating mink !!!!

You remember people saying you can get a app for everything well take a look at this!!!
http://www.mydaily.co.uk/2011/05/10/iphone-app-iaugment-breast-enlargement/