Pubic Hair Extensions and Pubic Hair Fashion for Vampires by Amy Mah Vampire

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Pubic Hair Fashion for Vampires

My Undead maid died and got turned way back in the dark ages …..During the 1970’s I think, like most of the undead Vampire girls she does not bother with panties …or in fact any underwear! well it is not that they need to visit the bathroom apart from washing blood off the fangs.

So vampires from her time have wonderful examples of Undergrowth …er…..Personal Rainforest, and like the head hair of the undead it instantly grows back if cut ! .................

after the first 100 years they so give up on waxing everyday.

I have noticed that with some of the more fashionable maids turn their rain-forest into a pony tail and the more adventurous ones attach pubic hair extensions from the ones they have killed as a fashion statement along with colored beads or little bells……….you may ask how I know this ……..well they all like wearing very short skirts and bend over a lot when male vampires walk past 

………..well one can’t help but notice 

………...especially when the beads are in day glow orange and green, and as to the little bells 

well they give a completely different meaning to the words having a tinkle.

If you think that is odd you should see what wearing makeup is like for maids which can not see a reflection in a mirror !

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Amy Mah is a snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who writes of her life as a modern Vampire and whose books can be seen at: www.FangsRule.com or on Amazon Amy has written VAMPIRE where you read of her problems of living her life as a blood chilling denizen of the night.

Body Swap 

Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation. 

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted. 

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

 Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

 Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful. 

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.

www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm

Amazon Link:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Hot-Diary-Fire-Demon-ebook/dp/B00Q8J2UGY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1418091156

Come die for me!!!

        Come die for me!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7OLJR1VVcY

Looking at the trees and I see that Fall is now with us and it will be getting cold ..............

So I am starting to drool over the adverts on real fur coats and what little rodents that can die to keep me warm

To make a coat

chinchillas: more than 100 ( they are so small)
12-15 lynx
10-15 wolves or coyotes
15-20 foxes
60-80 minks
27-30 racoons
10-12 beavers
60-100 squirrels

ok ok so I am not that mean no lynx or wolves, and foxes are cute

but Minks are horrid and squirrels are just tree rats

Perhaps I should say it is for religious reasons you can kill someone for drawing a cartoon so who can say GOD did not say that I should not have 80 minks die for the glory of gods plan to keep me warm this winter

If that fails I can always give them a pack of crayons and tell everyone they were drawing a pic of Mohammed so had to die anyway.

See religions can be useful at times

…………. Er ……….

Not Logical but useful for killing things

And it is all your fault readers!

If you buy more books then I could turn the heating on so that’s it you are causing the death of all these creatures not me

I don’t know how you can live with yourselves

Buy a book now !

Wear a short skirt with no panties and freeze your butt of on a street corner somewhere

I need to make some money and well I have nice legs and with a nice micro skirt and a snug fitting top I could find some way to get a guy to part with some money and what with how cold it is at the moment you could hang a coat from my chest if you know what I mean and that always gets a guys attention, but then we are talking about guys here and that means the sight of two scoops of ice-cream will get most guys excited.

If I had money I could put some heating on and it is you the readers fault! …yes it is ……….if you would just go and buy some more of my books I could keep warm.

What I would love to wear is tight black leather and no not that plastic crap it smells when it gets hot, I want the real thing ! yes, yes, yes, I want some animal to die to make me look good ……………

Ho god can one look sexy in black leather top and pants finished off with a pair or knee length black boots ………………sigh ……………… and before people start complaining about me killing animals to look good just look down at your feet and unless you are cheap and think plastic is a good choice in fashionable foot wear ………….er…..no it is not …………. With that sort of thinking you may as well go of a plastic short skirt with no panties and freeze your butt of on a street corner somewhere.

I’m also in need of a nice fur coat, well it is winter and just because I have fangs and claws it does not mean I don’t get cold and my own little area of fur is kinda limited so I am happy to wear another animals coat……..Mink would be nice, me and anti fur campaigners?   Hah! Noooooooow just pass me a club and stand back ………..er……… come here nice little mink come and join the rest of the coat? 

Look you have been watching far too much twilight I’m not that sort of vampire, this vampire bites ! and she is also frigging cold in winter ……………………..

GO BUY A BOOK OR YOU WILL BE THE NEXT ANIMAL TO BECOME EXTINCT !!!!!!!!! Don’t say I did not warn you if this winter gets any colder I’m not just going to bite you but skin you as well ……………  PS if you have purchased a book please keep the receipt on you as vampire protection by holding it out in front of you……….

Look here is me furless...Im the one on the right Ice is the one on the left and if you think she is sexy you should see her brother ...................... sigh

Well I’m not the only one you humans like fur take a look :

Get ready for your sexy fur and leather induced orgasm...

http://www.ladywarfieldpresents.com/2010/11/norisol-ferrari-queen-of-fur-leather.html

Wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now that will keep me warm ...............

One of Norisol Ferrari's earliest memories is of lying on the floor of a Neiman Marcus fur salon dreaming of being surrounded in this finery for all of her life.  Born and raised in New York, with  Venezuelan roots and years of traveling, Norisol's began a lifetime appreciation and love of different cultural aesthetics, beauty and timeless glamour. Each one of her pieces is a hand-made work of art and many of them are one-of-a-kind creations.  At the core of her work are historical uses of classic men's tailoring grounded in utilitarion philosophy.

"It comes down to empowering my costumer with what is important to them and inspiring them. In this incredible and sometimes difficult journey we call life, we often need reminders of the wonderful world we live in – a coat, made from nature’s bounty and designed to fit perfectly, protecting us from the elements while holding us safely in comfort has a way of making us feel like the magnificent beings we are."

visit www.norisolferrari.com/ to experience her collection.

It is said that leather has no age. This is one of those fabrics that enjoys a history of thousands of years. Even from the Paleolithic they were discovered mural paintings revealing the fact that people were wearing different items made from animal skin. Then, there were the Greeks and Romans who used leather in order to make shoes or military uniforms. In fashion, the leather jacket became famous due to cinema development. The movie “The Wild One”, in 1953, in which Marlon Brando appeared in a leather jacket was the point when this item became a real fashion statement.

The most common idea when choosing a leather jacket is to go for the classic type. However, as this should be a fashion statement meant to complete a dull outfit, why not to try a more extravagant one with different applications or special tailoring. Still, you can keep the classic model as a back-up plan. You can match the biker jacket with a pair of skinny jeans and ballerina flats, or with flare pants or jeans, a blouse and a pair of platform shoes.

     

-------- A fun loving little vampire girl ----------

 

 

You would have thought being a fun loving little vampire girl life would be easy but hell no, and it is mostly due to the fact I have to deal with a strange animal called humans …………………. Look I do know that I am a heck of a lot smarter than you but for once can you at least try to keep up ……………… 

Anime Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Did I tell you I was thrown out of a hell worshiping group on Facebook for being naughty, blood drinking and black magic is fine …… I even have a printout from the group on the best ways to drink blood but then I was naughty and started asking questions and was expelled well, it is like so odd where as an Islamic group that I am a member of (dont ask) have not thrown me out ..................... er...well they do remove all my posts but I think that is because I am female ....sob ......I can’t help it must be a birth defect …………….

First I should say that if I say anything in my blogs that upsets anyone's personal beliefs, religious beliefs, cultural beliefs, or political beliefs ….then it is entirely your own fault for having them !

Like did I ask you to follow some crazy deity or political group, no I did not so don’t blame me if half the world laughs at what you get up to ……………..

The thing is that if half the world laughs at you, it could and I say just could be that what you are doing is very funny ……………… are you listening Scientologists?

Anime Kids in America

And please don’t start me on how many is the religiously correct number of times you have to wipe your bottom …….no one in the Christian west even believes this to be true but millions of followers are told the correct number of times to wipe ones bottom, (er 3 minimum) look I could not make this stuff up !

Cleaning Oneself After Defecating تعلم كيف تستنجي

OK so it is good advice, I am not saying anything against the idea of having a nice clean bottom, …. But ….what I don’t get is why it is in a religion ……….like having to remember which foot to use on entering a toilet is like so micro managing   …………..

Why are the modern gods so against females?

The old gods were not, well not openly and not until after they had impregnated you with a shower of divine rain …………… huh ….well we all know what the divine rain represents ……… some male god up on high playing with himself ……… ick !!!..

So there you are as a virginal shepherdess out looking after your flock one day then it rains your cherry pops and you are 9 months pregnant with a semi divine bastard.

Not funny …..if you want something funny go for one of the more modern religions that states that it is Gods will that females can not pee standing up ………… er we can’t? …………….

Heheheheeh I do think someone should tell the god that we can ………….. er…………well we can but we don’t, but that is more do to fashion and not wanting to get our shoes wet than any godly commands ………….

Come on think about it …if clothes were never invented and we still all walked about naked you would soon discover everyone peed standing ………… well it saves the risk of squatting on a stinging nettle.

Yes your so called modern gods are odd to the extent of being perverted …………………. A chinese god would be thrown out of heaven for watching how girls peed ………….. sounds more like a cross between a pervert and a pedophile type of god and this is why I do not follow the new religions ………..heck if some god wanted to watch me pee for religious reasons then that would be the god I would kick in his divine nuts………..

As I said humans are so stupid to pick stupid gods to follow ………………. Chinese gods are a lot better as no one in the west knows anything about them ……….this is mostly because Chinese just say buddhist if asked a religions which is crap as they/we are not.

Ho can I explain?  Ho yes it’s the way you say you are a christian on your passport due to the fact you like to eat Turkey on the 25^th December, Chinese have a kinda a mix of several types of worship and well its complicated and I will save it for another blog but you should all start thinking of changing your religion to it as China will soon be the only world power about, mark my words it will soon start flexing its power and you white barbarians will know it.

The good thing is that the major reason you do not know about the Chinese pathalone of gods is that unlike Christians, Muslims etc Chinese do not kill in the name of the Jade Emperor (top god) no they will kill you for lots of other reasons………….. everyone is the same under the skin ……..er….. human.

And why should I care if China takes over the world I can use a pair of chopsticks and my skin colour may at long last be a benefit to me……… and at least will stop people asking if I work in a Chinese restaurant ………  

        

Skylar Grey - Invisible

Giving and Getting Sex for Money

Now before I start I have some news for you ::::-----

Wow,  Wow,   Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww  I have just got in vampire quotes I now share a page with Dracula …………… who says now that you have to be nice to be a vampire

One book reviewer said my vampire book character was not nice…. Did I ever say I was nice? A blood sucking denizen of the night …yes…but nice?  No !

Click here:

http://dracula.info-saurus.com/dracula/vampire-quotes/

That’s better now where am I?

Yes sex and sex for money ……………….Guys always have to pay for sex …..er….one way or another …..

Being trapped between cultures I pick the bits I like and having the camouflage of a Chinese Asian body to have me (cough chough) you have to pay a Dowry and as I do not have any male protector its me you have to pay it to !..... so start saving up I’m verrrrrry high maintenance   …   hehehehehehe  but worth every diamond ……………..

So I can then give up work and sit at home eating chocolate and waiting on my lord and master (as if!)

Sex is everywhere …..from high school days where the boys rated films by nipple count ……………………..  to Celebes daintily getting out of cars in front of 50 cameras:

Yes this one does have panties on but every week you will have a pics of Celebes getting out of a car panty-less and yes Guys it is done on purpose !!!!! ………….. as a girl I can tell you that there is no way a beaver shot is an accident …………. Some girls may be not as bright as a beaver but even a beaver would know that wearing a very short skirt without panties and then getting out of a car wide legged in front of 50 men with cameras is a sure way of getting on the front of a magazine ………………. And the magazine could be Gynecologists weekly and it is not your face they will be showing………………

Now for all the guys reading that want me to show them a beaver shot …….here it is !!!

Now all say ARRRRRRRRRR ............................

So girls now you know you have something valuable and you want to go one better than just flashing your assets ...... try this song below ..................... heheheheh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ1jekKgZqo&feature=related

st cecilia - leap up and down (wave your knickers in the air)