World Peace (vampire style)

Half the world ignores me due to having boobs and the other half because I am a vampire ………………. But here I sit looking about at the mess you humans are making ……………….

As I keep telling you humans if you stop playing about with cults and new crazy religious fads you may have some time to sort out all the real problems in the world …….and perhaps even gain a bit of knowledge ………..

On the knowledge side did you know that human blood comes in all shades of red ……..no? er why don’t you? ….I know it ……….well it does and it has nothing to do with a person’s health ….well …ok if it is a little cloudy then worry about your cloistral levels ……………. Ignore me on this and don’t blame me if you have a heart attack …………….. Human blood comes in all different colours of red and the question is why?  In the past your blood group would kinda match your race but now days with mans sexual habits I would not be surprised if it also matched some sheep and camels.

1.      Does it relate to your race?

2.    Does it relate to your blood type?

3.    Your diet

4.    Do you always have the same colour blood or does it change?

Why am I the only one asking such things ……..well apart from other vampires that is.

Look with all the human scarifies in the past you would have thought someone would have mentioned it……………… well you need to have the correct shade of red dripping over the naked virgins body …………………. Ho sorry forgot you are guys so all eyes will be on the boobs and as to checking of colour it will be if her thatch matched the head hair ……………….. the blood pouring over her would not even be noticed  ……….. guys ….huh

And as to politics what is all the fuss about the world can be sorted out if you put a woman in charge ….er…………..like me………… well I could sort you out.

Give up moaning about China and human rights etc as there is nothing the West can do, China owns all of the US debt trillions of dollars of bonds.

It is soooo easy to sort the world problems out …….first make the Jews happy by giving them an extra country somewhere if they give up on Palestine.

Personally I would say give them …. That is the Israelites bits of lands that cause problems ………

…Kashmir     ……

……….. Perfect as India and Pakistan have been fighting over it for years give it to Israel then no one can complain as it will not be Muslim or Hindu controlled ……………. And think of the benefits ………..Israel is good at building walls they could build a wall around it ……………… and even Pakistan would benefit as all the terrorists would move to the borders of Kashmir and everyone can blame the Christians.

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The next step would be offer Afghanistan to China along with all mineral rights ………… wow would you see the population in Afghanistan change colour over night ……………..

Look this is normal the world is always giving away other people land ………how else do you think the Jews got Israel in the first place.

So normal after all major wars the land changes ownership of sometimes just sold to someone…………….. Did anyone ever ask the natives in Alaska if they objected being sold to the USA? …..well did they?

 

So as I said the world needs a female touch and so why not me ……….ho well at least I offered so next time something goes wrong don’t come crying to me.

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A Bra and Thong? No I'm Wearing Sexy Helsing Underwear

Hi Its Summer and you can tell by the warmer rain  ………….so ……….all good vampire girls take a look inside the wardrobes to see what can look good when the weather gets better for an innocent (cough, cough ) walk in the night air.…………so having a look at my bullet proof vest ……or should I use the correct term Body armour………...yes of course I have one !!!!! …….silly!...............a girl has got to be prepared hasn’t she………….

No it is not like the big things you see on TV that say CNN along with the words Press on them in large letter just so people from Fox News know who to shoot at……(a joke before they sue me) …. When they say they fight for the stories it is True!!

The press ones look so thick they could stop a tank shell and makes the reporter look fat ……..they come in media camouflage colours which means Black with large letters in white saying TV ………..PRESS ……………..  So if a rival new company does not get you then it will be the government troops or rebel forces that will. 

Mine is unisex and I got it before I found out about wearing sexy Helsing underwear ………….. er……….. Want to know about my underwear?  ……….hhehehehehe    …………. Then you should have read my book! …..some of it is illustrated ….heheheehehe

It is unisex and white and fits under the clothes ……….. White …..ok so its brilliant white… my idea is that you can take it off and wave it to surrender ………but no they say it is to make it not noticeable ! …..

…...NOT NOTICEABLE !!!!  well if you were wearing an overcoat then maybe ……….. but it is big thick and flattens ones boobs, not hard to do in my case but still, so extremely flattening but not in a nice way   ………….. It is held on with Velcro’s straps and buckles, the inner layer is breathable with lots of holes to stop one sweating in it………….

Sorry my Aunt always says girls do not sweat ………….. Horses sweat ………Men perspire and Women glow……………. So when I try it on in the summer I am glowing like a Horse………….. er………………the armour plating comes out via zip pockets and you can wash the jacket on a low setting if it gets too smelly.

And just because it says Designed for Comfort on it does not mean it is ……and besides if I wanted something designed for comfort it would be a bra and not body armour!……to put it on it goes over the head and the straps tie it together …………….ok  ok .so once it is on its ok…………. It’s just that I no longer look like a girl …if I was a little flat before…..I am now very FLAT …far flatter than any sports bra and without the advantage of looking like you are at least trying to get fit.

FBI agents may be able to put a jacket over it but I suggest a jumper that way you can try and put a tissue stuffed bra over it to give you back some sort of famine shape………….. er………. it is heavy ……… the weight is taken by the shoulders but it is still heavy .

I am told it is good against knife attacks and can take up to a 9mm bullet………. Huh as it I’m going to test it out by standing anywhere some is shooting at me ! …………… it may not be comfy but heck you try sticking a stake in me and you will soon discover that this girl is one smart cookie ………………

Humans are so stupid at times ………look we have seen all the horror films just like you have …………..and we know about how you want to kill us …………..

Hell he will have one silly look on his face after trying to stake me! …………..

er………well not for long as the mention of stake always makes me hungry…………..and ho just look I have now found my evening meal standing in front of me with a blunt stake and a silly look!

…………………. Human = Stupid ………………..

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