Showing posts with label gods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gods. Show all posts

Friday, August 3, 2012

Gods like Ba'al have the best sex parties


Gods that have the best sex parties


Just been reading up on Ba'al seams to be a nice storm god so why all the bad press?

He was never a evil demon just a rain and fertility god ....talk about getting a bad press when you don’t deserve it

I think it was because he had better sex parties than Yehweh

see how crazy the world is storm god Baal becomes a demon where as storm god Thor has a name of the week named after him Thursday

And a very good film franchise



So if you don't believe me read what Dennis Bratcher has to say 

Ba‘al Worship in the Old Testament

Dennis Bratcher
This is an expanded section from the paper 

The most prevalent religious system in the immediate Canaanite context of Israelite culture was the worship of Ba‘al.  

A network of mythical stories that attempted to explain in narrative the nature of the physical world supported this religious system. As with most myths, the entire story is complex, varying in details and emphasis between peoples. The basic features, however, are fairly simple. Ba‘al religion revolved around the cycles of nature necessary for survival and prosperity in the ancient world, primarily growing crops or raising livestock, as well as the growth of human populations. Not surprisingly, in an arid and agriculturally marginal area of the world the fertility of land and crops played a large role in Canaanite world view. 

Also as expected, water was a major element of the myth and its images. Likewise, in an environment where human existence was often precarious for a variety of reasons human fertility was an important concern, not only for survival, but also due to the fact that people were one of the most important resources.

What we know of the basic elements of the Ba‘al myth actually comes from two groups of texts. The Babylonian creation hymn, Enuma Elish, describes a great battle among the gods, primarily between Marduk, the champion of the gods, and Tiamat, the primeval ocean or the "deep." Sometimes Tiamat is portrayed as a great serpentine beast, the dragon of chaos or the dragon of the sea. Marduk overcame Tiamat and her forces and after splitting her body into two parts, made the sky, stars, sun, and moon from one half, and the earth from the other. 

From the blood of Tiamat's defeated husband Kingu, one of the lesser gods, Ea (Enki) then created humanity to be servants of the gods so they would never have to work again. Marduk continued to bring order into the chaos caused by Tiamat, setting each of the astral deities in their place in the heavens and establishing the cycles of nature.

This theme of a cosmic battle among the gods personifies the struggle for life. It describes the annual renewal of the earth in springtime; it is a myth of the cycle of seasons. This cosmic battle was not understood as a historical event of the past, but occurred anew each year and was reenacted in cultic ritual. Marduk represents the forces of order, the coming of spring with its renewal of life and the end of the reign of the chaos and death of winter. Marduk is the spring sun that gives life and renewed energy to the earth. Tiamat represents those forces that threaten human existence, the threat of a disordered world in which springtime never comes. The ancient theme of an original primeval ocean that threatens to break out and engulf the world in killing salt water is also seen in Tiamat. Creation, in Babylonian thinking, was an ongoing struggle between order and chaos, a way of thinking no doubt related to the uncertainties of life in the ancient world.

The second group of texts come from Ugarit, in northern Syria. They are chiefly concerned with the emergence of Ba‘al as the leader of the gods. Basically, Ba‘al was the storm god, the bringer of rain, and thus fertility, to the land. There was rivalry among the gods and a struggle erupted between Yamm, the sea, and Ba‘al, the rain. With the help of his sister Anat, the goddess of war, and Astarte, the goddess of earth and fertility, Ba‘al defeated Yamm, and his cohorts, Tannin, the dragon of the sea, and Loran (or Lothan, cf. Isa 27:1), the serpent with seven heads. The gods began to build a magnificent house for Ba‘al so that he could be at rest and provide abundant rain for the earth. But Ba‘al was challenged by Mot (or Mut), the god of death and the underworld. Mot temporarily triumphed and Ba‘al disappeared into the underworld. Anat and Shapash, the sun god, found Ba‘al, brought him back to life, and restored him to his house.

This series of stories is even more clearly, especially in its details, an agrarian myth personifying the cycle of rainy and dry seasons of the Middle East. Like the Enuma Elish, these texts deal with the danger inherent in drought and ensuing famine. The disappearance of rain in the dry season (Ba‘al’s descent into the underworld) portended catastrophe if it did not return in the Spring.

But this myth is more explicitly concerned with fertility, specifically cast in terms of human sexuality. Worship of Ba‘al involved imitative magic, the performance of rituals, including sacred prostitution, which were understood to bring vitality to Ba‘al in his struggle with Mot. It takes little imagination to see the connection between the human sexual act and rain watering the earth to produce fruit. It is interesting to note in passing that the biblical traditions use these same agrarian images of being fruitful or barren to describe vitality in human beings.

The emphasis here is not on the order of the world, but on the necessity of rain. The needed water cannot be the unrestrained water of flood or the lifeless salt water of Yamm (the Sea). It must be life-giving rain, falling at the proper time. Ba‘al is often portrayed as "Rider of the Clouds," and described in imagery associated with storms and meteorological phenomena, including clouds, thunder, lightning, and hail. The myth gives assurance of some stability in the physical world, assisted by humans in their service to the gods, that would allow continued human existence.

While we have no surviving Canaanite religious texts, the accounts of Ba‘al worship in the Old Testament correspond closely to the existing versions of the Ba‘al myth and what we know of religious practices in surrounding areas. The influence of this religious system on Israel can hardly be overestimated. Contrary to how some statements in the biblical traditions are often understood, the problem that faced Israel through most of its history was not that the people totally abandoned Yahweh for the worship of Ba‘al. Rather the problem was syncretism, the blending of Yahweh worship with Ba’al worship.

Yahweh has been experienced as a God of power, the God who fought Pharaoh, who parted the Reed Sea, who led the Israelites through the desert, who parted the Jordan, who brought them into the land by toppling the walls of Jericho and routing the Canaanite and Philistine armies. This led to the idea that Yahweh, the God of the patriarchs, was a powerful warrior God, the God of the desert who could be counted on to march in with his heavenly armies in times of crisis. However, as the Israelites settled into the land, they encountered the fertility cult of Ba‘al. They were easily convinced that while Yahweh may be God of the desert and God of battles and God of power, it was Ba‘al who was in charge of the more mundane aspects of everyday life, such as rain and crops and livestock.

The Israelites never abandoned the worship of Yahweh. They simply added the worship of Ba‘al to their worship of Yahweh (called syncretism). They had one God for crises and another god for everyday life. The actual worship of Ba‘al was carried out in terms of imitative magic whereby sexual acts by both male and female temple prostitutes were understood to arouse Ba‘al who then brought rain to make Mother Earth fertile (in some forms of the myth, represented by a female consort, Asherah or Astarte).

When crops were abundant, Ba‘al was praised and thanked for his abundant rain. It is in this context that drought had such impact throughout the biblical traditions. Not only was lack of rain a threat to survival, it was also a sign that the gods of the Ba‘al myth were unhappy. It is this context that the "contest" between Elijah and the prophets of Ba’al carries such significance. The issue is really who controls the rain, Ba‘al or Yahweh.

Hosea suggests and Jeremiah graphically depicts the debauchery and excesses that developed in the worship of Ba‘al. Because of the sexual overtones of Ba‘al worship, it was easy to use the metaphor of adultery or prostitution to describe the problem that such syncretism raised for Israel. The prophets are consistent in condemning Ba‘al worship as a sign of being unfaithful to their covenant relationship with Yahweh. It is also in this context that the idea of Yahweh being a "jealous" God comes into play (see God as a "jealous" God). The idea here is not an emotional or arrogant dimension, but rather simply an assertion that if God alone is God, as the shema in Deuteronomy 6:4 asserts, then they cannot worship both Yahweh and Ba‘al.
It is likely in response to the Ba‘al myth that Israelites eventually developed their profound doctrine of creation. If Yahweh were to be the only God, then he had to fulfill the role taken by the gods of the Canaanite pantheon. The primary revelation of God for the Israelites was in the exodus. From this experience they could easily work backward to understanding that the same God who created them as a people was the Creator of the world in which they lived. Or, to express this idea from the opposite perspective, Ba‘al worship was a denial that God was really the creator and sustainer of the world. It is from this perspective that many of the names and titles carried by Ba‘al were taken over and transformed to apply to Yahweh (for example, "rider of the clouds" in Psalm 68:4). That was simply a theological way for the Israelites to say that whatever the Canaanites claimed that Ba‘al did, it was actually Yahweh who did those things (see Speaking the Language of Canaan).

The Israelites struggled with Ba‘al worship until the time of the exile, especially in the more agrarian areas of the northern Kingdom of Israel (also due to some degree to its official establishment as a state religion in the North for a time during the reign of Ahab and Jezebel, c. 850 BC). However, as Jeremiah makes clear, it was a recurring problem in the Southern Kingdom as well.  Largely due to Jeremiah’s insistence that the nation would fall because of its lack of commitment to God exemplified in its dabbling in Ba‘al worship, the problem faded after the return from exile in 538. While there were traces of it later, Ba‘al worship was never again the problem that it was prior to the Exile. The Judaism that emerged after the exile in the reforms of Ezra and Nehemiah was passionately monotheistic, and has remained so ever since. In fact, it was partly that passion for monotheism that arose from the purge of Ba‘al worship from their corporate consciousness that caused Judaism to have problems accepting Jesus as the Son of God. 

For many faithful Jews, that sounded too much like a return to a polytheistic syncretism. That was one lesson that they had learned well.




Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Anti-Semitic and other misleading words


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As a writer I like words, yes I know I can’t spell but I still like words, not as sexy as numbers but some can be quite cute.

(On my computer screen pops up Expert, Hebrew)

just played an online game and won ...hehehe level expert well I did say vampires are a lot smarter than you apes.
and he was from Hebrew ........er............ i did not know there was a country called Hebrew like where on the world map is Hebrew?


So I look it up

The groups known to the Egyptians as Habiru or Shasu during the Egyptian Empire on the eve of the Bronze Age collapse.
Among historical scholars, there is some disagreement about the relationship between the Hebrews and Israelites.
The terms "Hebrews" and "Israelites" usually describe the same people, called Hebrews before the conquest of the Land of Canaan and Israelites afterwards

Wow like I am playing a guy that is nearly 3 thousand years old !
The game collects data where you are playing form and add the country to your skill level ……..so where is Hebrew?
Could it be Canaan ………………. ?

Canaan (Northwest Semitic knaʿn; Phoenician:  Biblical Hebrew: כנען / knaʿn; Masoretic: כְּנָעַן / Kənáʿan; Arabic: كنعانيون / Kana‘āniyūn) is a historical region roughly corresponding to modern-day Israel, Palestine, Lebanon, and the western parts of Jordan. Canaan was of geopolitical importance in the Late Bronze Age Amarna period as the area where the spheres of interest of the Egyptian and Hittite Empires converged. Canaan is historically attested throughout the 4th millennium BC; the later Amarna Letters use Kinaḫḫu, while sources of the Egyptian New Kingdom mention numerous military campaigns conducted in Ka-na-na.[1] In modern usage, the name is often associated with the Hebrew Bible, where the "Land of Canaan" extends from Lebanon southward to the "Brook of Egypt" and eastward to the Jordan River Valley.
Much of the modern knowledge about Canaan stems from excavation in this area. Canaanite culture apparently developed in situ from the Circum-Arabian Nomadic Pastoral Complex, which in turn developed from a fusion of Harifian hunter gatherers with Pre-Pottery Neolithic B (PPNB) farming cultures, practicing animal domestication, during the 6,200 BC climatic crisis.[2] Linguistically, the Canaanite languages form a group within the Northwest Semitic languages; its best-known member is the Hebrew language, being mostly known from Iron Age epigraphy. The various Canaanite nations of the Bronze to Iron Ages are mentioned in the Bible, Mesopotamian and Ancient Egyptian texts. The Late Bronze Age state of Ugarit (modern Ras Shamra in Syria) is considered quintessentially Canaanite archaeologically,[3] even though its Ugaritic language does not belong to the Canaanite group proper.

Well that does not help as Canaan has not been a country for a long time and I can really upset three major religions by saying it is a land curesed by god …………. Well there has been killing and murder of men women children and sheep there continuously for over 3 thousand years and that sounds like a curesed land to me, just think of all those poor sheep 

Anti Semitic

Now before people start saying words like anti Semitic it may be a good idea to know that that means:

In linguistics and ethnology, Semitic (from the Biblical "Shem", Hebrew: שם, translated as "name", Arabic: ساميّ) was first used to refer to a language family of largely Middle Eastern origin, now called the Semitic languages. This family includes the ancient and modern forms of Akkadian, Amharic, Arabic, Aramaic, Ge'ez, Hebrew, Maltese, Phoenician, Tigre and Tigrinya among others.
As language studies are interwoven with cultural studies, the term also came to describe the extended

The term ancient Semitic religion encompasses the polytheistic religions of the Semitic speaking peoples of the ancient Near East and Northeast Africa. Its origins are intertwined with Mesopotamian mythology. As Semitic itself is a rough, categorical term (when referring to cultures, not languages), the definitive bounds of the term "ancient Semitic religion" are likewise only approximate.

These traditions, and their pantheons, fall into regional categories: Canaanite religions of the Levant, Assyro-Babylonian religion strongly influenced by Sumerian tradition, and Pre-Islamic Arabian polytheism.

A topic of particular interest is the possible transition of Semitic polytheism into the contemporary understanding of Abrahamic monotheism by way of the god El, a word for "god" in Hebrew and cognate to Islam's Allah.

In a religious context, the term 'Semitic' can refer to the religions associated with the speakers of these languages: thus Judaism, Christianity and Islam are often described as "Semitic religions" (irrespective of language family spoken by their adherents). Manicheanism and the Mandean religion also fall within this category.

So a anti Semitic is someone against Judaism, Christianity and Islam ?

Now as for a Semitic religion …….hehehehe …….. then you must include Ashurism, Adad, Hadad ……..now who would ever disbelieve in Adad

Now that is a god !!! why swap to a modern film image of Thor er..... why not just look at him, tall, blond and very male   



wow is he hot just look at the size of his weapon …………… not too bright but I like that in a guy ………… guys and well even human guys were not created to be that bright, get things down from top shelves, carrying shopping, opening jars and dealing with monster spiders that hide in the shower now that is there main design purpose in life ......ok ok ok........... another good thing is that they don't need batteries but that is a bonus/ 


THOR !!!

Well you would know him by his modern name Thor the thunder God (storm god) the same gods have different names to different races think of Jupiter and Zeus and the gods of Judaism, Christianity and Islam



Adad in Akkadian and Ishkur in Sumerian and Hadad in Aramaic are the names of the storm-god in the Babylonian-Assyrian pantheon. All three are usually written by the logogram dIM. The Akkadian god Adad is cognate in name and functions with northwest Semitic god Hadad.



In Akkadian, Adad is also known as Ramman ("Thunderer") cognate with Aramaic Rimmon which was a byname of the Aramaic Hadad. Ramman was formerly incorrectly taken by many scholars to be an independent Babylonian god later identified with the Amorite god Hadad.

The term Abrahamic religions is more commonly used today. A truly comprehensive account of "Semitic" religions would include the Ancient Semitic religions (such as the religions of Ashurism, Adad, Hadad) that flourished in the Middle East before the Abrahamic religions.



As we are talking about Canaan got this to show you

Canaan looks to be an anime with a charactor called Canaan ............well why not there is Paris Hilton who sounds more like hotel accomadation than anything else.


Friday, September 16, 2011

World Peace (vampire style)

Half the world ignores me due to having boobs and the other half because I am a vampire ………………. But here I sit looking about at the mess you humans are making ……………….

As I keep telling you humans if you stop playing about with cults and new crazy religious fads you may have some time to sort out all the real problems in the world …….and perhaps even gain a bit of knowledge ………..

On the knowledge side did you know that human blood comes in all shades of red ……..no? er why don’t you? ….I know it ……….well it does and it has nothing to do with a person’s health ….well …ok if it is a little cloudy then worry about your cloistral levels ……………. Ignore me on this and don’t blame me if you have a heart attack …………….. Human blood comes in all different colours of red and the question is why?  In the past your blood group would kinda match your race but now days with mans sexual habits I would not be surprised if it also matched some sheep and camels.


1.      Does it relate to your race?

2.    Does it relate to your blood type?

3.    Your diet

4.    Do you always have the same colour blood or does it change?

Why am I the only one asking such things ……..well apart from other vampires that is.

Look with all the human scarifies in the past you would have thought someone would have mentioned it……………… well you need to have the correct shade of red dripping over the naked virgins body …………………. Ho sorry forgot you are guys so all eyes will be on the boobs and as to checking of colour it will be if her thatch matched the head hair ……………….. the blood pouring over her would not even be noticed  ……….. guys ….huh

And as to politics what is all the fuss about the world can be sorted out if you put a woman in charge ….er…………..like me………… well I could sort you out.

Give up moaning about China and human rights etc as there is nothing the West can do, China owns all of the US debt trillions of dollars of bonds.

It is soooo easy to sort the world problems out …….first make the Jews happy by giving them an extra country somewhere if they give up on Palestine.

Personally I would say give them …. That is the Israelites bits of lands that cause problems ………

Kashmir     ……

……….. Perfect as India and Pakistan have been fighting over it for years give it to Israel then no one can complain as it will not be Muslim or Hindu controlled ……………. And think of the benefits ………..Israel is good at building walls they could build a wall around it ……………… and even Pakistan would benefit as all the terrorists would move to the borders of Kashmir and everyone can blame the Christians.

Elfen Lied - Monster

The next step would be offer Afghanistan to China along with all mineral rights ………… wow would you see the population in Afghanistan change colour over night ……………..

Look this is normal the world is always giving away other people land ………how else do you think the Jews got Israel in the first place.

So normal after all major wars the land changes ownership of sometimes just sold to someone…………….. Did anyone ever ask the natives in Alaska if they objected being sold to the USA? …..well did they?
 
So as I said the world needs a female touch and so why not me ……….ho well at least I offered so next time something goes wrong don’t come crying to me.

naruto girls- dont push me

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Having Sex with Male Slaves and Donkeys

Having Sex with Male Slaves and Donkeys

I was told I should not talk of sex, religion and politics in my blog as it does not sell books………….. heck…….well without those headings my blogs could be very empty

Today I was asked my opinion over things like racism, …………Yee gods why  me?

I used to worry that being a blood drinking vampire and nicely dressed denizen of the night was ….well could be a little …..er………….odd sounding

But not anymore..Ever since I joined Facebook I now know I must be one of the sanest people on the planet! ………… Yee Gods are there some odd people on Facebook ……and when I say odd I mean ODD !!!!! ……………. Er…………if you are one of my friends on facebook ……….look I don’t mean you……… it is all the other we talk about when they are not on the wall.

Ho yes and some of the nicest friendliest guys can normally be found in satanic groups, do not worry about the strange demonic names they have, as most are real gentlemen when it come to chatting with girls.

So back to the subject in hand………….Talk about race?.....Like Do I really need any more hate mail? And yes I do get hate mail !!!

Some Guy on facebook I was warned about that I will not say his name ………hell I wont …………. His name is “Hass”……… he had his named account frozen by FB for harassment and bad language or so I’m told by people that know him, he said it was hacked in to and taken over by someone else well he sneaked back it with a new account he shared with another guy …..friendly er?...........

I was advised to block this new strange account after getting some very odd and colourful language ………… er that means  lots of swearing about me and my blog….

Foolishly I later unblocked him after a friend asked me to and for my troubles got a selection of page long messages almost in the form of death threat ranting on about me being a Lesbian Muslin hater and how my book should be used as toilet paper ………but not put so politely ……………….. well he could create his own dictionary of swear words …but a few when going over 4 letters could do with using a spellchecker. ……….

So it just goes to show first impressions do count ……………

Well as being an author a reputation could be damaged if this sort of crap gets beyond the FB complains dept so I may as well tell the whole world here and now and come clean:

1.     I am not a lesbian ….which could be why I blog about my lusts concerning Tall Rich Blond Guys…….sigh………..but I do not have anything against people’s sexual preferences ….

……….well unless he is a Hot looking Rich Tall Bond Guy that I then discover is Gay …………. But my reaction is more on the lines of bursting into tears over the loss of yet another possible boyfriend than any other complaint……………….. ok, ok, ok,   I admit it I do moan about one gay guy I know ……………… he keeps rubbing it in that he cooks far better than I do  ……………….. and ……so       just because it is true ……. There is no need to rub it is …………….. I would say something to him over his rudeness but ……….well ……….. I still want him to invite me around for meals!


2.     As to being a Muslin hater ……………… er…………. I think if people take a look at my past blogs I kinda treat all religions the same …………

I don’t care how devout a person says they are, or how may times they pray during the day if they then go out and kill innocent women and children in the name of any god I do not have the tendency to like them………sorry I can help it ……….  But it is them personally and not their skin color or faith ……………..

Look I will say the same to all followers of  Judaism, Christianity and Islam ………read the commandments ……
….there is no get out clause under the line saying Thou Shalt  Not Kill  ……………..

Perhaps some holy books have an extra bit added in ball point pen giving a sub clause saying that this does not cover killing people daring to eat chicken on a night of a full moon during a mouth with a R in its title ………………..

Is it just me or does anyone else worry about some of the wording, things like

You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

COVERT?  er............ (Longing to possess), sounds like a word meaning wanting to have sex.   I can understand a God being a little pissed over someone screwing a neighbours male slave or donkey …. Well its so rude………. That’s only what you do after winning a war……… .but for the life of me I am at a loss of any perversion about people having sex with houses.......…horses maybe………well there are some lonely sad guys about but houses.............like how? .......... but then who am I to judge ….and well God says don’t do it anyway………..

So lets see what comments I get on todays blog………………..

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Sunday, May 1, 2011

If you want to have a god in your life at least have one that looks hot and could also be a god in bed

·                                  ...I have a go at a god feed once in a while as it is fun to show how gods are created in mans image, and well Thor is kinda cute, tall, blond and hot........... so if you want to have a god in your life at least have one that could also be a god in bed!!!!!

He also has a new film out with lots of fighting now not many Gods have a nice action film made on them.

It looks good fun so lets hope it is as good as the trailer:








Name: Thor
Power: Storm / Weather God
Devine Category:  Mark 1 and Mark 3

All religions fit into types of category, they blend into sub categories but if you wish to keep it simple you can use just four. Hinduism looks to be  a mark 3 where as Islam and Judaism is a mark 4, Christianity is a Mark 4 but with a bit of Mark 3 as it talks of father, son, mother of god etc .

Yes, yes, yes ………..I know this is a very simplistic format but it is a blog not a book and if you know all the subcategories and the cross linking please email me and I will add them into my future book on Man V God. That also goes for the Chinese Gods that look like a Mark 3 but works for like a civil service and Buddhism which does strange things like covering Marks 1, 2 and 3 depending upon branch of teachings, and sometime none of those.    

Mark 1:  Nature Gods……………………….
(How to understand the world around you)

Mark 2:  Fertility Gods ……………………..
(when Farming started)

Mark 3:  Family of Gods …………………..
(Think of the Greek and Roman Family of Gods)

Mark 4:  Single Deity (male) ……………….
(Looks to have started in Egypt turned into Judaism, Islam and Christianity)


Friday, April 8, 2011

Worshiping the True God

Worshiping the True God
 

BORED...........Ho who can I upset today? ............well did you know I can not blaspheme as it is very unlikely that I would consider your god as real or anything linked as holy so as a non believer I can not blaspheme ...................


Nor can I go to hell as I am not covered by any of your gods jurisdiction ...............


If i do not believe in a god then it can not believe in me let alone punish me.....................
 
Well if I must pick one what about THOR
 
So who is the most powerful god about well lets go for Thor ………… I nice handsome guy …………. Not too bright as gods go but hell he looks real hot ………….. and if you want to have a god then have one that is hot ………….. I bet he was popular with the young goddesses
 
So lets go and name Thor as top god……………
 
if you do not believe me than worry where Thor will stick his hammer up when you die for not believing in him !!
 
And yes THOR is just as real as any other god ......... he had had 10s of thousands of worshippers / believers in his day so that makes him a real god .............…. if people believe in a god he must exist as it is a mater of belief as it is with all gods.
 
so 10s of thousands of believers make a god............ time does not affect a god so if a god had believers in the past he must still have them as he would have taken them to his own form of heaven...... ergo ............. Thor is still a powerful god
 
Sorry I’m wrong, if time does not affect a god then forget about 10s of thousands think more of many millions ……….. maybe billions ……..how many generations worshipped Thor over what 1000 years for him with the name of Thor? And as to having different names, which gods do, he is a weather god so would be worshiped in every part of the world up to the present day,  so he is a living god! and so that would cover say 20,000 years min, yes I am right Billions of believers ………..far more than any of the new ones and so if so many believe then it must be true just as it is the same with the modern gods in fact far more real as the modern gods as he has been around longer and you can see his miracles even if you do not believe in him and what other god can do that!
 
Still Don't believe me well go out in a thunderstorm and stick a long iron pole in the air and say something rude about the thunder god............ everyone else stand back.
 
Wow a miracle ! God smites a disbeliever ….all pray to THOR
 
This is how I like to upset people ............ If I am wrong it is not anything to do with you as the gods should talk to me not some puny human that believes he/she knows the thinking of a god………… ............ now if i am right then you should worry and start praying to THOR and hope he is more forgiving than a lot of the other ones.
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