Showing posts with label undies. Show all posts
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Friday, August 31, 2012

The C String No Panty Lines! No Tan Lines!


No Panty Lines! No Tan Lines!

The C String is a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new freedom.

The C String can be worn under all your favorite clothes:
 Dresses  Skirts  Jeans

The C String can also be worn alone:
 Swimwear  Lingerie

 

 

C STRING THONG / STRAPLESS THONGS







Ok so they have been about for about 5 years and I did not even know they existed let alone come in transparent plastic ..er why?

As to also coming with fur …well that sounds interesting ……… I have often wondered what I would look like as a blond.

No way am I going to dye that area of my body and then wander into a saloon to ask for my roots to be done every few weeks.

Have I tried one …..er no I have not but if I ever have to pose naked I would definitely invest in one with black fur …



Now if any of my readers have tried one please leave a comment like what the heck does it feel like and can it drop off at a time and place you did not want it to.


I think this one is a male version if not some one who wants to look like they are growing a forest !
  
No Panty Lines! No Tan Lines! The C String is a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new freedom. The C String is designed similar to a headband. The front has a wide part to cover your private area and the back side is thin to grip comfortably to your bottom. Your C String is contoured to fit a women's body. Your private area is covered while the panty grips you comfortably like a thong to stay in place. The C String can be worn under all your favorite clothes: Like Dresses, Skirts, Jeans. The C String can also be worn alone with Swimwear, Lingerie. It can be also wear under sunless tanning bed and Brazilian Wax.



Say goodbye to panty lines and tan lines with the amazing C-String Invisible Underwear. 

These amazing panties have been made to replace thongs and G-strings and provide a strapless approach to underwear with more stability and coverage than a merkin.

They have been featured on television and are perfect to wear under evening dresses or a special outfit to avoid the 'visible thong' look, making your clothes look elegant and sophisticated. The range also included matching bras so you can create a complete set of sexy lingerie.

 

 
 
 
C-String
 
Kiss goodbye to panty-lines and tan-lines with the incredible C-String 
 
Invisible Underwear. A favourite with celebs, the C-String is a piece of lingerie with an internal wire frame that safely and comfortably fits the body with no irritating side straps.

 

 




Forget the G-string - can ANYONE wear the new C-string?



  

  
A model shows off the C-string

This is the stuff of nightmares. I am walking down the road pushing a buggy when I have to bend down to pick up a dropped toy.

A passing van driver leers at me and then beeps his horn. But it?s not because of my blonde hair: it?s because I look as if I forgot to put on any underwear that morning.

That?s what happens on my first day wearing the "C-String", a bad dream in underwear form. According the promotional blurb, it is "sexy, elegant and completely unique".

If you?re an ordinary-shaped person, that?s one out of three, and it ain?t the first two.

The C-string consists of the front part of a thong-style pair of knickers, held up with a little bit of wire at the back. The idea is that you pop it on, and it stays put. Think of an unevenly shaped wired headband, and you?re half-way there - the name derives from the C shape. Then imagine wearing it on your bottom.

The manufacturers suggest that you wear it with outfits that might show a panty line, or even as swimwear so that you don?t get tan lines across your bottom.

Personally, I would rather go to the beach wearing full ski-gear than wear a skimpy headband as a part of bikini bottoms. But then, after two children, I feel racy wearing a coloured bra.

However, I have agreed to road test the C-string for a week. I receive my consignment by post in a minute envelope. No extra postage needed on this item. Then I dangle the C-string thoughtfully from my finger. It doesn?t look big enough for a child?s bottom, never mind one belonging to a decent-sized woman.
My two-year-old son Archie wanders into the study and his eyes light up. "What?s that, Mummy?" he asks.

I?m momentarily stumped.
"It?s pants," I admit.
He giggles. "But where?s Noddy?" Ah. Most pants in our house have Noddy on them.
"There?s no room for Noddy to live," I explain.
He seems satisfied.

While the C-string consists of less material than a gnat?s handkerchief, it is not easy to get on being so springy and slight.

Once I have struggled into it I glance in the mirror and am horrified. You need the limbs of Elle Macpherson to carry this look off.

Thankfully my husband has gone to Spain for a few days with his friends, so is unable to laugh at me - or be sick at the sight of his wife looking like a lapdancer at 7am.

Dressed in hipster jeans I wander gingerly downstairs. Already the pants are chafing. I rapidly realise that hipsters are the wrong item of clothing for the C-string.

I take the children to the park and fall into conversation with a pleasant-seeming couple with a child a little older than Archie.
Our children smile shyly at each other and take turns on the slide. And then Oscar, my youngest, falls down and I bend over...an apparently underwear-free mother. The couple make their excuses and leave the park quickly, glancing behind them as they leave.

My aunt comes to stay for the weekend, and I show her my racy underwear. I tell her, quoting directly from the manufacturers, that the C- string is: "Ideal for the beach or the bedroom".

"Wouldn?t it be a bit uncomfortable to sleep in?" she asks.

When I have stopped laughing we agree that that?s undoubtedly not what they meant.

When my husband returns from his boys? weekend away I canvass his opinion.

"I?m testing out a new pair of pants," I announce.
My husband doesn?t even look up from the telly, where Jeremy Clarkson is telling him something about cars. I try again. Still no response. He is really tired.

Then I announce: "They?re invisible." The weary head whips round and the tired eyes pop open. Ha! Got him. Unfortunately, when I show them to him he is faintly repelled.

The next day I drop Archie off at nursery and grab my fellow mummy friend Zoe as she is scooting off.
"I need to ask you about my pants," I hiss. She looks at the sample C- string I am holding - if I showed her in situ I?d be arrested - and exclaims in horror "It?s awful. It must dig into you!"

"Is it terribly painful?" she adds sympathetically. I grimace bravely and hobble home.

My innate fear is of being carted off to hospital in the wrong underwear, so I find myself driving particularly carefully and crossing the road with extra caution. Any medic seeing my bottom would be laughing too hard to carry out life-saving procedures.

On the fourth day I have to wear a skirt because it?s so hot. As well as feeling vulnerable, I am absolutely terrified that my pants are going to fall off. How will I explain as I scoop my C-string hastily off the pavement?

But it stands fast, which relieves me, but whenever a small child tugs at my skirt I feel it slipping inexorably down. You can?t push away a one-year-old who has only just started to walk, so I solve the problem by not leaving the house.

I am impressed to note that there is no apparent panty line to ruin the line of my skirt, but again, I?m afraid I just look as though I?m not wearing anything, which frankly looks worse.

However, when I try on an evening dress I am impressed. Normally I can see the smallest of thongs, but with the C-string nothing is visible, and the dress does look more elegant than usual.

I am nothing if not thorough. While there is no way I am going to test out the C-string while sunbathing in our overlooked London garden, I do have a shower wearing one to see if it would stand up to the rigours of a swimming pool. The practical answer is yes, but the mirrors in the bathroom say a firm "no".

A girls? night out seals the fate of my new pants. A host of giggling and tipsy thirty-something friends confirm that although they undoubtedly have a place in the drawers of the idle rich, size eight, 20-year-old models, they don?t quite work in day-to-day life.

C-strings? Frankly they?re pants.

  

When it comes to underwear, I have always been willing to try something a little out of the ordinary. Even before I was in my teens, I got permission from my mother to wear thongs and G-Strings for underwear. Have always loved the freedom of such brief attire under my other clothing and besides it was kind of my own little secret.

A couple of years ago my boyfriend, who is very creative, came up with a design for underwear without a waistband. It was for all intents and purposes an under-wired G-String. He made up one for me and one of my girl friends. When we tried wearing them they had a different feeling but in no time we got used to them. As a result, he has made several more for each of us and she and I wear them as underwear a lot of the time. They really do disappear under clothing and they are very easy to put on and take off. 

It took a little doing but we have now worked up the nerve such that we have been known to wear them at public beaches that permit thong swimwear. Wow do they get noticed and the comments from both men and women have always complementary. Last year we even went a whole week wearing nothing but under-wired thongs and pasties covering our nipples while house boating at
Lake Powell. It is so liberating to wear so little once you get over the initial "stage fright." 

Recently I discovered that the online lingerie store called Honey Love as well as a couple of Ebay merchants are now selling the same kind of garment under the name C-Strings. I have bought four pairs of C-Strings, so far, in different colors and so has my friend. They are very well made. They fit beautifully and stay in place very well and just cover the bare necessities. 

If you are used to wearing thong underwear or swimwear you will find C-Strings very comfortable. Clearly they are a style that some might not like but if you are willing to be a little daring and try something a little different, I would recommend you try a C-String. I sure like mine and I might add, so does my boyfriend.

OK so lets get back to something you really need to get and that is my new novel:









A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.



Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).









Thursday, August 23, 2012

Take a look at my cute vampire body



Sexy clothing on my cute vampire body

………….so ……….all good vampire girls take a look inside the wardrobes to see what can look good when the weather gets better for an innocent (cough, cough ) walk in the night air.…………so having a look at my bullet proof vest ……or should I use the correct term Body armour………...yes of course I have one !!!!! …….silly!...............a girl has got to be prepared hasn’t she………….

No it is not like the big things you see on TV that say CNN along with the words Press on them in large letter just so people from Fox News know who to shoot at……(a joke before they sue me) …. When they say they fight for the stories it is True!!

The press ones look so thick they could stop a tank shell and makes the reporter look fat ……..they come in media camouflage colours which means Black with large letters in white saying TV ………..PRESS ……………..  So if a rival new company does not get you then it will be the government troops or rebel forces that will. 

Mine is unisex and I got it before I found out about wearing sexy Helsing underwear ………….. er……….. Want to know about my underwear?     hehehehehe    …………. 

Then you should have read my book! …..some of it is illustrated ….heheheehehe

It is unisex and white and fits under the clothes ……….. White …..ok so its brilliant white… my idea is that you can take it off and wave it to surrender but no they say it is to make it not noticeable ! .

NOT NOTICEABLE !!!!  well if you were wearing an overcoat then maybe ……….. but it is big thick and flattens ones boobs, not hard to do in my case but still, so extremely flattening but not in a nice way   

………….. It is held on with Velcro’s straps and buckles, the inner layer is breathable with lots of holes to stop one sweating in it………….

Sorry my Aunt always says girls do not sweat ………….. Horses sweat ………Men perspire and Women glow……………. So when I try it on in the summer I am glowing like a Horse………….. er………………the armour plating comes out via zip pockets and you can wash the jacket on a low setting if it gets too smelly.

And just because it says Designed for Comfort on it does not mean it is ……and besides if I wanted something designed for comfort it would be a bra and not body armour!……to put it on it goes over the head and the straps tie it together …………….ok  ok .so once it is on its ok…………. It’s just that I no longer look like a girl …if I was a little flat before…..I am now very FLAT 

…far flatter than any sports bra and without the advantage of looking like you are at least trying to get fit.

FBI agents may be able to put a jacket over it but I suggest a jumper that way you can try and put a tissue stuffed bra over it to give you back some sort of famine shape………….. er………. it is heavy ……… the weight is taken by the shoulders but it is still heavy .

I am told it is good against knife attacks and can take up to a 9mm bullet………. Huh as it I’m going to test it out by standing anywhere some is shooting at me ! …………… it may not be comfy but heck you try sticking a stake in me and you will soon discover that this girl is one smart cookie ………………

Humans are so stupid at times ………look we have seen all the horror films just like you have …………..and we know about how you want to kill us …………..

Hell he will have one silly look on his face after trying to stake me! …………..

er………well not for long as the mention of stake always makes me hungry…………..and ho just look I have now found my evening meal standing in front of me with a blunt stake and a silly look!

……. Human = Stupid …..

Now for some real excitement
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Yes it is my new novel
It is full of sexy vampires


Plus of course my book on what to do with a guy that wants to bite you on the first date!



Fang’s Rule is a teenage girls guide to being a Vampire , that said, this a guide from A-Z which is all about a vampire’s lifestyle, etc,.

I enjoyed this book a lot, especially nowadays when every talk in town, especially girl’s gossips consisted of vampires, romance and gothic, well, this a good take, anew taste of vampirism, since this is light and funny, and surely recommended for all ages, th
ere’s no horrid nor goric thoughts in this.

The book is nice since it acts as a way of a teenage vampire girl to help her fellow vampires to cope with their surroundings, everything from fashion, food/blood, rank, covens, family, undead and even boyfriends, dates and romance are tackled in this cute book---a book any girl would want to have.

This guide is well written, it didn’t look like the usual printed books but rather as if it’s really a journal, but I have no trouble reading..:) with its conversational tone it was easy to follow.

Ms. Amy Mah has a wonderful sense of humor and this book is a masterpiece! There are lots of things in this guide that I have never heard of before. I thought I knew vampires!

In addition to good humor, which in every word made me laugh out loud plus a very gorgeous manga art by Heby Sim, layout and design was done by Nicholas Reardon this book is a must-have for every girl, or those who want to feel-like…:)

I really really love the drawings, vibrant and colorful, especially the cover, so Asian and spells dark..:) I read this in one sitting.
This book is either outrageously funny or awesomely funny, but I’ll stick to the latter.

Manga book lovers, vampire lovers, girlish, artist would surely enjoy this… all the while with many laughs throughout the awesome artwork pages. I never thought being a vampire could be this fun!

Try it!


Sunday, July 22, 2012

Free Vampire Book

WIN A FREE VAMPIRE BOOK






Just click on the link before to visit Goodreads and enter the competition to win a signed copy of 

AMY MAH VAMPIRE



or click below for a nice discounted copy direct from me



If you like my blogs then you will love my sexy crazy world of Vampires

And it has lots of illustration by the famous manga artist HEBY

Read all about life as a girl where you have to wear a transparent nightie without undies as a uniform

As to attending vampire High School where death was part of a survival course 








Sunday, July 8, 2012

New Funny Vampire Book

AMY MAH VAMPIRE

Only the people that have not read my books think I write children books ......... no they are Young Adult Books .er... at that age you can vote  .... Drink .... Go to war and kill people legally.... have sex and raise a family ................ and then people ask is Young Adult a childrens book?

Wow ....................just heard that my new book will be coming out in a weeks time

And I have not even seen the printed copy yet! .............help !!!!!!!!!!

This is the link to it if you wish to order a signed copy post free:


The Title is :   Amy Mah Vampire

But you will not be able to find it yet as it has only just been registered.

But this is the Cover: please let me know what you think.




Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers.  They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few.

Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire.
At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne!

In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies!

Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it.

And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was ..........
(well at least not on the first date).




Sunday, May 27, 2012

The Male Wind v the Pantie Less girl




My book has been put to bed, well other people are doing all kinds of stuff to it and I will not see it until it is all bound in covers, kinda stressful ……….heck it is mega stressful …..

Someone asked about terminology …er…
….what ok well I was asked if people would understand some of my comments and I don’t know, I understand the meanings but then I’m a vampire and some of the human readers may need a help.

Simple everyday things one can say like aircon nipples this must be so obvious that even a guy would understand…..ok ok ok  some guys may understand so for the others take a look at this advert I found on car aircon systems which personally I have never found one to do this to me …………… er…ok perhaps the bra, top and thick coat I wear kinda make it work hard but you need to dress up warmly to appreciate aircon.

Hotel aircon can do nippliy things at times so this vampire has a wind proof shawl        


car aircon nipples


In my books I talk of types of wind and not just the sort you blame on the cat.

A Lazy wind

 …………………. This is a wind that does not bother to go around you but believes that the shortest route between A and B is between my ribs.

A Male Wind

Come on you must know what that is! It produces Marilyn Manrow moments and a mental check if you remembered to wear panties today.

Look hot summer days and long light dresses you may just like to be cool and enjoy ……..well you know what I mean

And then comes along a male wind ….yes it is male as all it wants to do is get under your dress ……….its only purpose in life is to show the whole world that color of your undies if any undies you are wearing.

Personally if I were to take the risk of going pantieless I would have lead weights tied to the dress and risk it taking some guys eye out in a strong gust ………well he should not have been looking!

This is what I found on Youtube




  





After All that you need a good read so why not try my vampire book?





Sunday, April 8, 2012

Vampires in Bras and Thongs




To day I was looking at Vampire quotes and guess what I found myself!

Yes I am listed in lists of vampire quotes so a little bit of fame er…… weeeeeeeeeeeeee

But in saying that they do only have my biting and blood sucking types of quote.

My more interesting ones are on what type of bra to buy so that you can leap across rooftops without being constantly slapped in the face …. Please …   Please do not believe the Hollywood vampire female wear …


1.  long transparent nightdresses so long that can keep your feet warm are a no no as you always get them caught on a roof gargoyle getting them ripped and seeing Hollywood lets it be known that nightdresses are worn commando all you end up being know as is a roof top streaker ……besides its windy on a roof so most of the time you end up wearing it as a collar ………… and as for staring in a vampire film with your famous flying somersaulting skills then you have just made sure the movie is for Adult only !!! 



2.  Tight leather pants are all well and good but please make sure you can bend over in them without a ripping sound causing a new ventilation area to appear in them and the new worry about not bending over to pick up anything from the floor when near any passing werewolf unless you think you would like to give birth to a hybrid



3.  Thongs …………….hahahah yes do I really have to say they are so not a good idea as they may start out as exterior fitting but after a few leaps and kicks they will have moved on or should I say in ! Personally I am a little old fashioned and still like the idea of being able to remove my own undies without the help of a gynaecologist! 



Yes ok guys may say they are sexy but do you ever see them try fighting while wearing them and still be able to father children in the future!    



4. Bras …before you buy think about what you will be doing while wearing them and is it really fair that the only reason you win fights is that the opponent is more interested in what keeps popping out and bouncing up and down in front of his face to pay any attention on sword you have in your hands? Huh as if he has even noticed you have hands let alone what is in them



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