Welcome to the Runaway Girl Blog tour for Elaine White

Welcome to the Runaway Girl Blog tour. We have three weeks and eight fantastic blogs participating. Runaway Girl is a vampire tale unlike any other. Take a look:

A missing vampire princess. A soul fractured among five young human girls. One loyal vampire with a grudge. Can vampire soldier Damian set aside his personal feelings to follow orders? Can princess Amelia's soul be reunited in time for the meeting of the three clans? Will her brother, Matthew, fight for the right to rule? Who will prevail?

In a world populated with vampire books Elaine White gives us a completely original tale filled with complex family relationships. White takes the emphasis off the predatory human vampire relationship and instead focuses on their world. She takes us inside a complex tale of clans and politics, family vendettas and warring lands. This book is more than one story. It is many stories interwoven into one original world. 

  

Elaine White was born and raised in the small town of Haddington, Scotland. She began writing from an early age when she thought that she would have written differently passages from the books she was reading.

At the age of 14, she tweaked existing stories to experiment with various writing styles. Eventually, this led to her taking a Creative Writing course and writing her own stories from scratch. Now, she finds inspiration everywhere, which has lead to numerous novels and series ranging from college romance and crime to the supernatural world of witches and vampires.

Elaine currently lives at home in Scotland with her parents and boisterous poodle. She is a full time student and full time writer.

Make sure you visit the other blogs on the tour. The more you visit and comment, the greater your chances are for winning. Interested in hosting a tour for Write More Publications? Contact us at : theresaoliverauthor@gmail.com or rboucher41@yahoo.com . Find Write More Publications on the web at www.writemorepublications.com

http://stephaniegreenhalgh.blogspot.com/   A Writer’s Perspective ~ July 1^st

http://www.jessicabaldwinaspiringauthor.blogspot.com/ Jessica Bladwin Aspiring Author ~~ July 7^th

http://amymahvampire.blogspot.com/ My Life as a Teenage Vampire ~~ July 8^th

http://blogsaboutwriting.blogspot.com/ Blogs About Writing ~~ July 9^th

http://www.tometender.blogspot.com/ Tome Tender ~~ July 10^th

http://www.kaylalone.blogspot.com/ I Love Books ~~ July 17th

www.stephaniekeyes.com/the-blog/ Embrace The Magic ~~ July 18^th

www.theresaoliver.blogspot.com  ~~July 24^th

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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

VAMPIRE 

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

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Fangs Rule Blog Tour stops by The Fairytale Nerd! Fangs Rule: A Girl's Guide to Being A Vampire is written by Amy Mah!

FANGS RULE BLOG TOUR] SPECIAL GUEST: AMY

Tuesday, January 31, 2012  blog tour, guest blogger  No comments

For today, the Fangs Rule Blog Tour stops by The Fairytale Nerd! Fangs Rule: A Girl's Guide to Being A Vampire is written by Amy Mah!

Hi! My name is Amy Mah Vampire and here are some helpful hints from my book: Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire
Going out on a date: Yes we all go thought the same difficulties of what to wear, the wardrobe will not shut but I still do not have anything suitable, so after hours of searching in the end I decide to wear black as it will match my comfy shoes, ok so I have more shoes than a dictators wife but only one comfy pair and they are black, why comfy shoes? Well I have no idea where we are going so what the heck should I wear!
Now comes the date bag, why can’t a girl just go out, and when I say a girl I mean me, why do I have to look like I’m going for a 10 day vacation and not just a night out.
So let’s open the date bag and check if everything is there.
1. Cell phone fully charged.
2. Spare cash and credit card.
3. Packet of mints for after eating smelly food….er…………foreigners
4. Chap stick ….well you may kiss him and …….. it goes with the mints ok?
5. Make up mirror, why take a mirror you ask, ..er …well if I get ship wreaked I can use it to signal for help, look it is just needed ok!
6. Packet of tissues just in case you cannot find a washroom when out.
7. Keys large bunch and no I do not know why luggage keys are on the same ring with my house keys.
8. Sun glasses, hat and 100% sun block just in case you stay out early.
9. A spare pair of panties in case I sleep over ……… er not that I am planning to sleep over … er forget it ok! Look I said stop giggling and forget it!!!!
10. Precautions and protection, nowadays it is not just a boys reasonability for protection and so a girl should also take her own protection if needed, personally I take a can of Mace and a 10 inch kitchen knife and if that fails I sink my teeth into the neck!

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Hi my name is Amy, and I am a vampire. For those who do not know me, I should point out that I used to be a feral vamp, living in the outside world raised by humans, until I was discovered and adopted into Vampire society.

In the human world life was very difficult for me, I knew I needed blood but did not know how to get it, all I had was human books and films telling all kinds of stuff that was useless, like I can change into a bat, and that is so not true as I tried it and all it does is make you look stupid as you flap your arms up and down! And is the sort of thing which follows you about like a bad smell as you struggle to survive in a place where everyday could be your last as you face the living hell humans call High School.

I had hoped life would be better once I was taken in to vampire society, well being a vampire sounds like it should be a cool thing to be, like sleeping during the day and enjoying a night life with friends.

Huh …….. but no one warned me of the rules and that it also meant having to suffer Teenage hormones for like forever or until my new vampire family would let me grow up!. Being a vampire was not as much fun as I had hoped and the rules are just crazy like being told I have to walk about wearing a see through nightdress with no underwear, and believe me with my bust size that is so not going to happen, I have a hard enough time as it is trying to get a boyfriend without showing him what I don’t have!

To fill in the time between discovering where best to bite someone, to be able to climb a wall just using your finger nails and at the same time snarling at the guys below that are trying to look up you your nightdress, I decided to write A self help guide to help other teenage vampire girls, and I have called it Fangs Rule and it is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire.

What is fashionable to wear when eating out?

Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp.

Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems

Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, you bite him! You are a vampire, why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for biting. 

BUY 

Fangs Rule

by Amy Mah (Vampire) 

FANGS RULE a girl’s guide to being a vampire …. is a young Adult book for anyone between Puberty and Senility as it takes a close up look at life as a female teenage vampire in easy to follow A to Z advice for the reader, the book is also full of manga art which helps show the human world what life is like in a vampire world……….
Giving helpful advice such as how to explain to your Mom that as a teenage blood curdling denizen of the night you would like to paint your cave bedroom black without having a shouting match over why you don’t like the way she painted the stalagmites bright pink to go with the large stuffed pink bats hanging from the ceiling.
Everything is explained from how to polish your fangs to fashion tips and ways of climbing across a ceiling wearing a nightdress without showing your underwear.
Fangs Rule is a must for every teenage vampire and from these pages you will see why Amy says “Vampires Don’t Sparkle! …. They Bite!

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If anyone has a vampire/undead blog or vampire / undead website and would like me to advertise it on my vampire website, I will if you in turn will advertise mine, my vampire website is www.fangsrule.com

This is what I have so far take a look and see if you are on it, if not send me your blog or website details as a comment at the bottom of this blog  

http://www.fangsrule.com/vampblogs.htm

http://www.fangsrule.com/vampsites.htm

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Syria Gay Girl in Damascus blog a hoax by US man

Syria Gay Girl in Damascus blog a hoax by US man

So let me just make this clear My name is Amy and I am a vampire, author and blogger and I write a blog so that I can moan and complain about the world as I see it plus I gently hint that is you wish to live a bit longer it would be a good idea to buy a book …………… it is cheaper than buying life insurance ………… look if you are a stupid human male …..don’t try to understand the difficult words just get your wallet out.

I am not in a good mood today and it is your fault !!! Yes you the readers !!!!!

You are not buying my books fast enough so that I can eat ! bottled blood is expensive so it is your fault that I will now have to go out and cull humans………well you breed so fast who will notice………

……. And I have even had to take on another job to pay the bills,  and what the heck is this crap about sexual equality !!! no way is that going to happen if I have my way ……………. Some stupid male thinking he is equal to me ! ……huh …….you have to be joking …………………

Look I am not a people person …………… just ask anyone that knows me ………………hell it is hard work dealing with humans at the best of times but stupid male humans ……scream ……. So not a people person nor am I modest, but then I don’t need to be modest ………

……what I am is a little short tempered with stupid males !...................... they do not listen ! ……………..what can one do …………. Well I knee them in the Nuts and as they drop to the ground I grab the head and start slamming it into the concrete floor as I softly whisper ………. It is so not a good idea to be condescending to Amy …………………  repeat after me “ I will listen to what Amy says as she is brighter than I am and if I don’t she will make me wish I was dead”

People ask is this blog really me? …

………no of course not I am in fact a 6’ 6” Australian beach Surfer, “GDay” …..with blue eyes and blond curly locks that fall over my broad shoulders ………….. and leads the eyes down to my 6 pack of a chest, then on to a tiny pair of Skinies which look like they are painted on as I am hung like a horse so my full sexual prowess is fully on display ……………….  Sigh…………… god ………That is making me so HOT thinking of that …………… sigh ………..

Ok, Ok, ………. It’s a lie if I was really like that do you think I would pretend to be a 5’ foot, small busted Chinese Asian !!!  come on think about it !…………..er…….not the males you just play with the pretty beads ok …. If you behave I will buy you an icecream later………..

… If I was going to make something up, it would be a hell of a lot better than this body………… and if you do not believe I am a vampire, wait till I bite you !!!!!

Why this has come to mind is the crazy thing that happened last week when they discovered the Lesbian Blogger arrested in Syria for being Gay was in fact a guy ………

I did not even think it is a crime in Syria to be a Lesbian ………only guys can be gay …….. girls are just confused and just need the right man to give her lots of children to get such silly ideas out of her head………..

He had 200,000 hits !!!!!! look for that many blog viewers I will say that I am a gay Syrian .. ok so I may stand out a little by being a Chinese looking Syrian but for 200,000 hits I will give it a go !

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2015304840_syriablog13.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13744980

Andy Carvin on the fake Syrian blogger "Amina"

Mona Eltahawy on the Syrian blogger hoax

Now as a Vampire I kinda have problems trying to keep ahead of what you call Race issues…………………..

So the bags of blood come in different coloured containers …………… what is the point of that if the colour coding does not match a blood group chart !  ………….. Look how can I put this nicely ……………… WILL YOU STOP HAVING SEX WITH DIFFERENT RACES !!!!!! ……….. It is very inconvenient! Stick to your own colours! God colour coded you for a reason, and that is you will know who breeds with whom.

So Stop it, you are more like Rabbits than Apes………… it is hard enough finding a blood type you like without you swapping all the coloured labels around just to confuse and fool me!!!

Looking Asian I have to look carefully at the Bloggers rule book ….and I see that I have to be careful on what I say ….er………..in RACE I can not use the N Word………… in case Americans see it and faint ……………. Can I use the full Latin name…..does that count? ………….. So funny you should see what Chinese call the white races…………

The nice ones I expect you know:………

Red Beards,  (and no I don’t know why)

Long Noses, (well you do have long noses …..sorry but you should have noticed before you started sticking them in to other countries)

Barbarians (er …………. this one is very true you should see how a western restaurant tries to cook prawn noodles) 

Foreign Devils (perhaps due to the strange gods you have ……… our culture is a lot older than yours and so by the time we were getting used to Zeus and his family you up and changed to the dress wearing gods of Christianity and Islamality  ………… )

As the not so nice names……………. Hehehehehehe ….but very descriptive ……. It is always so funny when white people think they are the only race intolerant lot in the world…….

So just to confirm I am not a gay lesbian from Syria I am a VAMPIRE !!!!!!!!!!!!

A Gay Girl in Damascus