Walking around without Panties (Butt Naked)
At last I have found something for U in my book ‘FANGS RULE a girls guide to being a vampire and that is U for underwear, if you believe Hollywood all female vampire walk about commando style, in other words butt naked and that is so such a load of crap!
No where in the rule book does it say that female vampires have to go walking around without panties it is just a male fantasy ok so forget it! Besides our underground home is so cold in winter only a masochist would risk getting their butt frost bitten!
My Aunt has been a vampire for hundreds of years and she wears big baggy bloomers which were last in fashion over 100 years ago. As to my Uncle he wears long johns under his business suit and he still believes that a long black cloak with a red lining is highly fashionable!
As to males, going around commando, why? What the point? Who can see what is under the pants? And as to walking about naked, welllllllllll someone should point out that it is sooooo not a good idea as it is not sexy, boy bits are fine if the boy stands still, but as the bits do not move in time with the rest of the body when he walks and so looks funny, they have yet to work out that when girls in the past fainted in shock at seeing a boys dangly bits it was only to stop themselves bursting out laughing!
P.S. the little pic advert from Amazon at the top left of this page is of my book coming out in 2011, FANGS RULE a girls guide to being a vampire
Amy, are you saying girls have nothing that dangles? :-)
ReplyDeletewellll... this vampire has a Chinese type body (no I'm not Chinese just the body)so not that gifted in the boob department, western women get black eyes when they jog bra-less, I would just get sore nipples and mistaken for a boy!
ReplyDeleteOh , what a hoot.
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