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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Breaking in a new bra.


Breaking in a new bra.

A bra should be comfortable the instant you put it on, it is not like a horse you should not need to break it in…………… heck it not that I have that much to go in it!

First time on and I now have a spot where the right strap digs in at the back… and it hurts………. Why the heck get a spot there? …………. Anywhere else on the back would have been fine.

The first person to say hormones, I will bite them! .ok!

Also comments like you need some sunshine will get a similar response:

  1. It is January.

  1. I am a vampire…………. Sun bathing is not one of our normal activities ………. Ok? …………… stupid…………..

I have said it once I will say it again why the heck doesn’t a girls body come with a manual.

If it was not for Google search I would spend most of my time pinning a doctor to the wall by his dick and snarling ‘ What do you mean mood swings are normal, and What mood swings, I DON’T HAVE MOOD SWINGS!!!!’

Why was the bra designed by a man! A woman would know what it should do better than any man…………… only a man would fit all the controls on the back!

And don’t start me off on invisible straps, it just means clear plastic and red lines as they cut into the flesh.

Buying a bra always reminds me of two girl shopping and as one girl tries on a very expensive bra she asks her friend what she thinks and the friend says it looks perfect for tonight’s party…………..where as the first girl says “Yes but will it make all the men admire me……….. will it attract the man of my dreams …………… will he scope me up in his arm and ask me to marry him?………..will he want me to have his children? …………..”

The friend thinks hard then answers………I  think you are asking a awful lot from a bra ……….. er  ………shall we start with comfort first ……… .how does it feel?.  





1 comment:

  1. You do realize that men are the creators of most of our misery? They create what looks good to them and the heck with comfort for the woman. Then we are expected to give them pleasure. Excuse me!!!

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