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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

What is Wrong with Wearing Real Fur and Blood Diamonds?


What is Wrong with Wearing Real Fur and Blood Diamonds?

As I have said it many times you humans are an odd lot, ………

Just what is wrong with wearing real fur and blood diamonds? You are normally so keen on killing members of your own species why get so hot and bothered over killing animals to wear real fur …………like have you felt how soft mink is…………sigh………………

And as to blood diamonds if fashion models can forget even being given them ………forget being given diamonds !!!!! …….they must be over paid! ......... So why can't an author have some?  I would remember and even thank you afterwards…………  look send it with the mink coat and save on postage.

Do I wear animal skins? Of course I do !!!!

I have shoes and gloves made from Cows,…. er…………. Pigs, Goats, Crocodiles and Cows have died for my bag collection ………….. but it is ok to kill them as they do not look cute like a mink…………. Cute!!! The little blighters would take your fingers off given half a chance………….  And you eat the meat ………….. ok …just when has anyone eaten Crocodile? Er……Thought not.

A Vampire should dress well in smart clothes normally all tight black leather and expensive gems as the humans we attack appreciate being eaten by a well dressed vampire wearing 50k of diamonds.

Me? ............... Well I have to suffer hunting in jeans and a tee ………. Look do you know how hard it is to get blood out of a white tee? No? ……  well it is hard work !!!!   

And jeans may look cool but are not comfy when you get all bloated…………..

Why don’t guys suffer from getting bloated? Any girl can tell you the need to undo the top button on the jeans or live with the idea of the maker’s label being permanently embossed onto one tummy.

Undead vampire have it easy they live on just blood and adsorb it into the body where as being a living vamp after 7 – 8 pints of blood not only am I bloated but in desperate need to take a piss and do you care ……..heck no all you are interested in is going out trying to protect those darn finger eating mink !!!!








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