Little boys and girls wearing blankets to attract perverts

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This is a fun little review I got sent to me by my publisher, the book reviewers that normally write up on my book give ages for the reader and .......well when people ask me the reading age i am at a loss to say ......

..... well as i just wrote it and not planned for any age group .....

...I usually say Young Adult .......  er............    why? .......  well i talk about high school life, embarrassment and what it is like being a girl in a world full of strange creatures called adults. 

OK that normally attracts two types of people .......

1. Teen Age girls that like vampire books and discussions of thing to wear that is both hot and can get a vampire boy more interested in you than just your blood type.

2. Adults that like a different look into a vampire world that is not all about sex and carnage ....... someone should tell the film industry that just because you get turned into a vampire it does not mean you first desire is to show the world your boobs ........

Alright 3 types of people as I expect young teenage girls talking about underwear and what to do with a boyfriend will also attract paedophiles .............. not that I am stopping them reading it but hell they will be so disappointed if they think they will get any kind of sexual thrill as it rearly ain't that sort of book .............. then again I have heard they once stopped parents photographing their own children at a nativity play in case paedophiles got to see the photos!........

....... for those not knowing what a nativity play is let me explain christian schools get children to dress up as Arabs to celebrate the birth of Christ ..........

5 - 7 year old little boys and girls covered from head to toe in a blanket ............ apparently Arabs wore blankets 2000 years ago ................... 

Anyway it was another bit of political correctness gone mad as as you could hardly see a face ........... paedophiles may be sick perverts but you need to be delusional to get any thrill out of it.............. look it looks like they are all wearing Burqas ......... if you are a lucky pervert you may see part of a face and a pair of shoes !!!

Sorry got carried away what was i saying?

Yes my book is in fact aimed at all ages, the younger teen will get the funny everyday life of being a teen vampire .......where as the adult reading it will get all the funny bits the kids miss.......... from my blogs you will know i can be a little cynical ................ well my book is cynical with a capital SIN.............. as real human world issues are added into the text ..................

lots of stuff is ambiguous ............. meaning the teens will get some of the adult humour the adults miss .............. 

................ teens know a hell of a lot more that is going on than you give them credit for!

my book is very.....very different ............... and not for just kids .........  

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