Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Hot Chocolate Dripping over Naked Sensitive Skin ………


A Vampire Kiss is like Hot Chocolate Dripping over Sensitive Skin ………

Today's Title? Well I am feeling hungry

I Love having my book read…………. ………… look that is important to a writer ! …look if you don’t understand that forget about reading the rest of what I am saying.

LIGHT MEETS CHOCOLATE


A writer writes to be read ………ok maybe it is only read by ones Mom ……….but that still counts. ………….. and when you have a reader talk about things in your text, you just want to jump up and tell them ……….but alas the book has to stand on what it has in it without the author supplying a hot line to readers asking things like …………..How many pints of blood does a human body contain ……………….

Er……well at High School I was told 8 – 9 pints but it must so depend upon the size of the person ….er…..doesn’t it? ……………….

Look all I know is that suck it too fast and you get hiccups and the films are rubbish on draining a body …………… well after 6 pints you really need to wander off and take a piss and what vampire film ever tells you that details ?

I also love it when readers say about the not so nice side of vampires and trying to look for redeeming characteristics or are portrayed as sympathetic Characters ……… and not finding them in my world ……… Er ….no not in my world!

Well I have never said vampires are nice ……………. Pointing out genocide, murder and slavery is not nice………… er……..it so depends upon the culture and time you live in, and with a different species it is best not to look too close at the bad bits as sometimes its like looking into a mirror.

Genocide: killing off of vampires unsuitable for the vampire gene pool  ………….. Well it is a cultural thing in a vampire world and just look about the human world for nasty things done in the name of culture………….. and it is none of your business ok.

Murder:  killing of humans can not count as they are a different animal and if the type of killing is normal in a vampire society then it is not murder  ……think about it ……………humans have an army of solders which have to kill an enemy in time of war………to protect you………….are they committing murder in your name?  …………….

And so killing within a vampire society will have to follow the rules of that society and can only be called murder if that is what the society calls it ……….execution by the state………… justified homicide …………….. self defence ……… for similarities again look about the human world.

Slavery:  Undead turned vampires are a subclass and treated well …..we never call them slaves as such more like servants ………… they are Undead! …………. We are their masters and mistresses because we turned them ……………… they are Ex-human ….like being dead but still walking about ok? ………………. And the females are normally very happy for the sexual advances of a male …..Haven’t you ever watched a vampire film?  ………………

Personally I think Necrophilia is a bit of a perversion myself but with undead female vampires that does not seam to stop males Human or Vampire…………….. perverts !!!!

I love one reader that says:  that even if I say I love my maid, it is apparent that I act superior to her in every way ………………….

Er……like she is undead and has been for the past 40 years …………..A live in maid ………… we supply all her blood needs ……plus a see-through nightdress without underwear……. She tells me she is quite happy and ……….well do you really wish me to set her free?.......  and let her …….out into the human world to kill nightly for her blood needs ………. like she is either a maid, an undead vampire maid or she is a human culling machine set on full slaughter mode…………..

Besides if she is out killing humans every night just who is going to run my bath and scrub my back? ……..see you did not even think of that did you ………humans are so uncaring at times !!!!

Want to know more? Then why not go out and buy my book,

FANGS RULE  By Amy Mah


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1 comment:

  1. Lol ok mental note to self my vampire novel needs a pee scene.

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