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The Darkness and the Night by Lisa Lane review Amy Mah Vampire

The Darkness and the Night by

Lisa Lane

Just had a nice book review take a look:

http://intoxicatedbybooks.blogspot.com/2011/09/fangs-rule-by-amy-mah.html

And talking of book reviews I have just finished “The Darkness of the Night” trilogy by

Lisa Lane

And wow are they good ……………..  They are called erotic novels and I certainty added a few extra facts to my education ……..(blush)  …………. But then I am a lot more innocent than how I come over on my blogs ………… shut up I am!

And no I am not going to tell you the bits took me by surprise you will have to read them yourselves!

Well these are the very fist erotic novels I have ever read, and page 1 chapter 1 book 1 ….well if you can get past this page without having to fan down your reddening face you will love all of it ……

………. I am no expert but I would say this is sexy chick lit and is fine for late teens er late, late teens ok ok early 20s onward, and the reason people may guess that it is female sexy erotic is by the title of the second book: Cosmic Orgasm ……….. male porn would have an entirely different type of title more about boobs.

How can I explain myself? …. It is erotic chick lit in that it is not porn …… and it has lots of emotions in the plots …………. Heck this is hard to explain ……….it is the difference between male and female sexual fantasy ok ………….. you try and explain that and you have your own answer……… all I can say is that it pushed my buttons on being a good read.

So on with the story while I cool down ……………. It is good ………… very good the plot evolves nicely between the 3 books starting with the main character becoming a vampire in book 1 through to a climax of the plot at the end of book 3. 

The Darkness and the Night by

Lisa Lane

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First sexy Billy turns her into a vampire, and when Karen becomes his lover, she finds that once they have exchanged blood, they share a bond more powerful than anything Karen has ever experienced. That's the good news. But Billy's left her to make it on her own, and she's on the run from her crazy father, who imagines himself a vampire hunter, as well as demon hunters and a commune of orgy-loving Amish-like vampires, who drink blood in their coffee. In this breathless debut novel,

Lisa Lane

takes you on a thrilling ride through vampire enclaves, moral dilemmas, and forbidden sexual encounters.

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On the run from her once sexy, now sadistic vampire lover, recently turner blood-sucker Karen is also being chased by the orgy-loving vampire bounty-hunters. A brief respite with a psychic leads her to a cosmic orgasm, and the arms of a new human lover who will make her remember the passion she thought was undead too.

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Karen learns quickly that being both a mother and a vampire is no easy task, especially since her children, fraternal twins Anna and Andy, are not typical kids. Anna, although seemingly human, has the unique ability to not only travel the Astral, but also manipulate objects and people between planes. Andy also appears to be a normal human boy, but appearances prove disastrously deceiving.

With the help of her blood donor and lover, Jason, Karen does her best to offer the twins a "normal" suburban life. Despite them, Anna and Andy come into their own, exploring their family's past . . . and the very different beings they are both slowly becoming. In the process, the author takes us on a wild ride that breaks beyond the boundaries of time and reality, sexual exploration, love and sacrifice . . . and back to the vampire commune.

Laying NAKED face down on a plastic table

Ok, like what is it with me and getting naked all the time? When on my vacation to visit family in SE Asia I found a cultural difference and as I have said before the colour of your skin no way helps keep you safe from the local water bugs………….. I may be the same colour …..Well slightly lighter ………… think about it I’m a vampire we don’t do sun bathing ! But then nor do my human relations ……..so just over a handful of degrees above the equator and one never sees sunlight as one never goes out in the sun ………

An old song “Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun” ………………… well Chinese in hot countries never go out in sunshine as it would make the skin dark and no one would want to marry a girl with a tan ………..well at least they have stopped with foot binding.

You will see I sometimes get confused with saying them or we and that is because I am confused over what I am ……..as I have said before in colour and looks I am Chinese but have never been to china ……………

Anyway I like to have a go at most things and so my Aunts suggested a trip to a Chinese doctor when I was feeling down with the heat and effort of thinking of ways not to meet nice young men that my Aunts had found for me…some days I thought I was wearing a for sale sign on me………..

All I know of Chinese medicine is that it tastes so bad you quickly get better so you can stop taking it …………… One sort I tried in the past had the extra bonus of cleaning out my bowels so well I went down a dress size.

As with everything I decide to try, I notice that it will mean removing my clothes in front of strangers …………..and no amount of wise words of well we are all the same there is no need to be shy will make up for the fact that it is normally me naked then others are dressed!

I have heard of cupping and scrapping before…. Film stars in Hollywood have it done, and you can always tell by the strange marks on them that look like they have been attacked by an octopus ……………. When I saw what was going to happen …….like being shown the torture instruments in case I may not notice what was happening while I am facedown naked on a table with just a thin curtain between me and someone buying rhino horn or such like.

I ask the important part ….no not the price…… like will it hurt? …………

One of my Aunts helps put my mind at rest (huh) saying:

How will I cope with child birth if I can’t suffer a little pain……………….     

CHILDBIRTH !!!!!! at what part of my vacation is that planned for ??????????? ……….  that’s it no way am I meeting any more nice young men!

I found this clip on Youtube:  ………….         Reasons NOT to wear a condom …….. funny ………….

Now this is sad!             No Condom - Very Funny Video ………          but still funny

No Worry over guys wanting to take you to bed once you had some cupping done you look like you have already been ravaged by a demon …………. Well in my case my fangs and burning red eyes would stop any Guy doing anything without a please my permission.   

So there I was laying naked on a table……………. Er  …. No I still do not know why naked when it is just my back that is being done ………….. Come to that I do not know why I can’t keep my bra on! Ok I would let her undo the strap but I would still have material between me and the plastic table …………….

I think my next Vacation should be to a nudist resort there at least it will not be just me naked  …………… look I don’t even walk about naked at home……… er …well yes well my cat is male and he kinda gives me funny looks if I walk about fur less ………

So the cupping is done and at the start it is ok ….no pain ….kinda niceish ……………….little glass jars are used and something is burnt in them and they are placed on my back  ……………….

Special points on the back like acupuncture …………. Can I tell you more……..er….no I am laying naked on a table face down and all I can see is the one on my shoulder as it begins to suck up the skin and the skin turns red and ….ouch …… yes the pain starts as the skin on my back is sucked up into little jars ……………. I am sure I have seen horror movies with this in it, at this point I should be saved by some tall blond haired hunk of a man .but no …………. And my silent screams of agony are only meet by looks of disapproval from my aunt…… ok so they are so much as silent more like semi muffled screams!

It HURTS !!!! and I can’t move ….. This is now getting even more like a horror movie all I need now is Dr Frankenstein asking for a lighting machines to be attached and a hunch back saying yesss masterrr with a lisp.  

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the relief as they are popped off to be finished by some scrapping …………. It helps bring blood to the surface and you can see the results in the photos I have added ………….like makes you look like you have been dragged naked over sandpaper …………..

I know it is cultural and so must be ok ………. Look so is being kissed as a greeting in Europe

………. And why did no one tell me it did not involve tongues until after ……….. well ………

….. I suspected it should have limitations when the guy finished off the greeting by groping my butt …

……….. it was only then my girlfriend told me it should just be the cheeks ……… ha ha …yes very funny ……….but I still have his phone number if I ever go back to France.

Then comes the problem in dressing like it is too painful to wear a bra for the next day or so ……….. ok so in my case no one will notice.

What does it feel like afterwards? Well in fact it feels fantastic like the best massage you could ever hope for ……………. You feel so relaxed you could flow across the floor like water …………………… ok  ok  ok  so it feels fantastic afterwards but as to next time let me first try and forget the pain factor.

acupuncture Neck gua sha

The Chinese CUPPING Massage Experience

And yes this is all you are seeing !

Hot Chocolate Dripping over Naked Sensitive Skin ………

A Vampire Kiss is like Hot Chocolate Dripping over Sensitive Skin ………

Today's Title? Well I am feeling hungry

I Love having my book read…………. ………… look that is important to a writer ! …look if you don’t understand that forget about reading the rest of what I am saying.

LIGHT MEETS CHOCOLATE

A writer writes to be read ………ok maybe it is only read by ones Mom ……….but that still counts. ………….. and when you have a reader talk about things in your text, you just want to jump up and tell them ……….but alas the book has to stand on what it has in it without the author supplying a hot line to readers asking things like …………..How many pints of blood does a human body contain ……………….

Er……well at High School I was told 8 – 9 pints but it must so depend upon the size of the person ….er…..doesn’t it? ……………….

Look all I know is that suck it too fast and you get hiccups and the films are rubbish on draining a body …………… well after 6 pints you really need to wander off and take a piss and what vampire film ever tells you that details ?

I also love it when readers say about the not so nice side of vampires and trying to look for redeeming characteristics or are portrayed as sympathetic Characters ……… and not finding them in my world ……… Er ….no not in my world!

Well I have never said vampires are nice ……………. Pointing out genocide, murder and slavery is not nice………… er……..it so depends upon the culture and time you live in, and with a different species it is best not to look too close at the bad bits as sometimes its like looking into a mirror.

Genocide: killing off of vampires unsuitable for the vampire gene pool  ………….. Well it is a cultural thing in a vampire world and just look about the human world for nasty things done in the name of culture………….. and it is none of your business ok.

Murder:  killing of humans can not count as they are a different animal and if the type of killing is normal in a vampire society then it is not murder  ……think about it ……………humans have an army of solders which have to kill an enemy in time of war………to protect you………….are they committing murder in your name?  …………….

And so killing within a vampire society will have to follow the rules of that society and can only be called murder if that is what the society calls it ……….execution by the state………… justified homicide …………….. self defence ……… for similarities again look about the human world.

Slavery:  Undead turned vampires are a subclass and treated well …..we never call them slaves as such more like servants ………… they are Undead! …………. We are their masters and mistresses because we turned them ……………… they are Ex-human ….like being dead but still walking about ok? ………………. And the females are normally very happy for the sexual advances of a male …..Haven’t you ever watched a vampire film?  ………………

Personally I think Necrophilia is a bit of a perversion myself but with undead female vampires that does not seam to stop males Human or Vampire…………….. perverts !!!!

I love one reader that says:  that even if I say I love my maid, it is apparent that I act superior to her in every way ………………….

Er……like she is undead and has been for the past 40 years …………..A live in maid ………… we supply all her blood needs ……plus a see-through nightdress without underwear……. She tells me she is quite happy and ……….well do you really wish me to set her free?.......  and let her …….out into the human world to kill nightly for her blood needs ………. like she is either a maid, an undead vampire maid or she is a human culling machine set on full slaughter mode…………..

Besides if she is out killing humans every night just who is going to run my bath and scrub my back? ……..see you did not even think of that did you ………humans are so uncaring at times !!!!

Want to know more? Then why not go out and buy my book,

FANGS RULE  By Amy Mah

Http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm

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