Being female means I like to look and feel good and yes I am sometimes guilty of bending over at the waist to pick something up and of course it is purely accidental and nothing at all to do with that cute looking guy that can get a good eyeful of my butt when I do it…………….. Well he does not have to look now does he?
Female moments………….. We all have them ……………. I had my hair done last week and it now rains every day……scream ……………..
Anyone know how to get baby oil stains out of underwear? No? ho ok I will just have to stick them in the washing machine and hope for the best.
Yes if you must know I have got baby oil over a nice new pair of French Knickers …..yes it was my own fault I should have been naked, but I am kinda shy…………….. yes I am ……… not that it made any difference when oily hands go under your undies to massage your hidden bits…………..yes I went for another massage.
Its Summer so a friend recommended that I got some French knickers …….they said nice and cool as the legs are open so in a summer dress one gets a nice breeze around parts that don’t normally get a breeze around them, kinda like going pantie less without the worry of windy days and my mistake was to think that as they are so loose I could keep them on for a massage …………. So there is me trying to give a gentile hint that my genital region is off limits ………look normally I’m naked with a towel to cover my more private bits, which at the first chance the massaging girl moves out of the way.
So she did not ask me to remove them but instead as they are loose she went inside them ! …………… yes ok I know I can say no, but …..well you don’t ………it would sound like I was accusing her of being a lesbo or getting a thrill or something that would mean a lot more pain when she attacks my legs ………….. never upset a masseur before they have started on you.
Just every girl that massages me spend a lot of time on my butt ……….not that it is large ……I am Asian so my butt is small and …..well a hell of a lot more interesting than my bust ……….. or so I have been told. …………. Not that guys say my boobs are not interesting they kinda don’t say anything about them but by butt …bottom… posterior .. rear end ….well I do get compliments ………
After my butt I get turned over and the inner thighs are worked on ………….. ok so I am wearing panties but it still means that fingers are at times only 3cm from my Virgina and yes I also now have baby oil in my rainforest………….. so one pair of French knickers covered in baby oil……………..
Got some exciting news for all my readers and that is my friend Virgil has his book in print and taking orders for it…………
It is really, really very good and I am not saying that because he likes my book or the fact he is going to give me a signed copy but that I have read the first few chapters and it is mega good……………..
"Virgil Allen Moore is a fiction author that blends old world poetry into a cavernous novel that is as twisted as it is enthralling to read. He has spent more than seventeen years writing poetry and short fiction. This is his first full length epic novel published by Erudite Small Press. Demon Vampire comes out 10/30/2011 , and will be available on Amazon.com for $18.97 (USD) and on kindle, and nook for $3.00 (USD). Pre-orders will be available on http://demonvampire.com/ for $15.97 (USD) and they will be signed by the author. Pre-order stock is extremely limited, so buy early to ensure your copy. Once they sell out, it will be another two to three weeks before another edition is released for sale.
A note from the author: If you enjoy vampires, you will be enthralled by mine. I have painted a world in which you can step into and never have to leave. The best part of the novel, is that that are many hidden truths placed into the characters, as well as a special message from me at the end of the book.
and never lets go."
Demon Vampire is an epic paranormal dark mystery that is intended for mature audiences. The vampires within are visceral. They do not sparkle, they do not brood. They are human monsters in the very sense of the words. Demon Vampire is written with a poetic mastery that is felt in every word. It draws you in from the first sentence
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My wife suggests: if the panties can be washed in a machine, pretreat by rub dishwashing liquid into the fabric where the oil is. Dishwashing liquid is good at breaking up oil.
ReplyDeleteIMPORTANT: Rinse it out before you throw it into the washer, or you will get bubbles everywhere!
She suggests that if the fabric is too delicate to machine wash, lay the panties flat and pat talc into them (go for the cheap stuff that does NOT have scented oils in it!). Let it sit for a bit so the talc can soak up the oil. Then, hand wash.
ReplyDeleteThank you I have now removed them from the washing basket and will give it a try and also hand wash just in case, well so much for wanting to be cool in summer...........
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