Sports bra: no clasps so we will need to remove a top to take it off……… but don’t worry, they so flatten the boobs that they are not normally worn on a date.
Back Clasp: (Also known as a male created fastener and unless you are a monkey it takes lots of practise) this is the major one we will be talking about tonight.
You are on a date with a girl and the first base of kissing went better than you expected so you move on to second base and to your surprise she did not slap you, so it is now boob fondling time and the problem is that unless you are very lucky and she is not wearing one you as a guy will need to make the first move, and that is undoing it ……… yes you ……… you will know if she objects by little hints such as slamming her back against a wall and so breaking a few of your fingers. …..er…………also playing with it as if it is an elastic band when you are past the age of 14 is a no no ………….
How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand
Here are a few helpful hints
1. you know you are fumbling about for too long when the girls undoes it for you ……you wimp
2. if you have cold hands when on the back believe be when i say she will not let you go anywhere near her front
3. don't pull on the straps singly as it is uncomfortable, look nature placed boobs on our front, trying to drag them around to the back is not an option.
4. Any ideas on playing with the nipples should be left to at least a second date ………… as to flicking them, pinching prodding or biting should be my mutual agreement ……and no you can’t ask her! ……….. HMG if you can’t work this out forget about ever reaching 4th base! Personally in a relationship I am the only one allowed to bite and besides girls nipples are more sensitive than a guys so amusing games such as to pinching or flicking of a nipple where I am concerned means accidentally kneeing the guy in the nuts 3 – 4 times ………..well accidents do happen.
5. On no account say anything about the marks left by the bra ……yes we already know that bras leave strap marks and so don’t need reminding.
6. If you still need this sort of video help after you have reached Sophomore .....er.............. give up !
I leave it fastened and pull it up off the boobs and over my head. If I get arthritis like my mother, though, I may need to use a front loader when I get older. I assume aging isn't really a problem for you...
ReplyDeletewould it be easier if you just do it up in the front and spin it around?
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