Showing posts with label porn. Show all posts
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Saturday, January 2, 2016

FACEBOOK V the NIPPLE The reason to have an adult only group membership feature built in that you have to be over 18 to join some types of group.

FACEBOOK V the NIPPLE




The reason to have an adult only group membership feature built in that you have to be over 18 to join some types of group, is a good idea that has never been done.

Yes I know you have all heard about the rumour that girls have nipples and that facebook is doing its best to stop this dreadful rumour!  Next someone may blaspheme and say Guys have nipples which sure would mess up the religious idea of man being created in Gods image so does god have nipples? And if so why?




Pics of Topless girl on beach get banned ...Er ...perhaps they should look at the picture and not just ban it due to saying it is a topless girl  ......... dumb 


And all the fuss over pics of mothers breast feeding can not be posted on ones own facebook page even if the nipple is in the babies mouth and you can see less of the boob than what you could see on some beaches.

This is all old news of course but anyone in facebook will know I help run a number of Vampire FB groups so I know that in vampire groups any pics of vampires with nipples gets reported ….. so so so funny.

Dead bodies, people being torn apart, blood drinking rituals, rivers of blood and helpful hints on which parts of the body one should bite …. Which at times sounds far more sexual than just suggesting sticking a straw into a nice large blood vessel and suck.

And it is true, Vampire groups people report pics of vampire girls showing off nipples and before you think these are soft porn pics of girls with plastic fangs and no undies think again …. Most of the time it is the banning of cartoons! Black and white drawings of cartoon vampire girl showing off a hand drawn boob ……….er?

Want to see what gets banned?

This one was reported in a vampire group and got reported for showing nipples …… er? It’s a guy for F$@k sake and yes I do know some guys can have guy boobs but not the case with this guy.

Perhaps it is not wearing a shirt while holding a cross? Well if that breaks and religious rules it may be an idea to warn Hollywood about the use of a cross when dealing with vampires …..



TRUE ..........YES THIS PIC WAS REPORTED 
AND BANNED


As for pics of girls nipples being banned take a look here below and yes this one was also reported …..sigh          


Come on people report line drawings ? 

Now Otherkin groups are ok with nipples in so long as the come in sets greater than 2 ……

……. Come on think about  …… if not google the word otherkin






Now for some reason pics of nipples are always reported to FB when placed in a vampire group …. The Butt pic is ok as are Boobs with nipple covered in paint …… yes we are still talking about drawings so the black and white cartoon can get banned but if you paint a green top on her then it is ok ………..er so paper white looks real but green photo shopping a B/W pic does not? … Perhaps Blue but then she could just look cold.

I expect photo shopping it with pink would also get banned …….

FB Art Groups

Now if you call your group an art group then the nipple count shots up, I gave up at counting about 50 of them in one so called Art group where as a single Nip in a vampire group could almost close it down 

Now at this point I should give a warning …. Becareful when asking to join any Arabic Art Groups on Face Book, and not just because you can’t read anything unless you hit the translate button.

There is a difference between a harmless cartoon and porn and Facebook should know the difference! 

Some Arabic art groups on face book are Hard Core Porn ! and that sure put me off ever asking to join an on line art group again.

OK so I did not stay long on the group but long enough to know it would not be the sort of group you would want your children to find by accident …. Heck it certainly was not an art group that I wanted to find by accident.

Mostly member photos and short videos of what the members get up to in the bedroom.

FACEBOOK………. Well the face is not what is shown and lots of the wives and girlfriends were wearing head scarf’s …….. and that was all ………perhaps a Muslim bedroom sex rule?   

Most of the time I was not sure why the girl had to be present.

From what I saw I think someone should point out to a guy 5 seconds between penetration and cum is not worth a girl taking her shoes off let alone her underwear.

Perhaps this is normal for porn I would not know, and nor do I plan to investigate but some guys on it need to have their fathers explain if a dick is too soft to go in he should perhaps buy a splint and not film the failed effort post it on facebook.

I expect lots of other icky stuff was on it but by then I was looking for the remove me from membership button.  

OK so Facebook has some icky groups and it is not that I care as I am an adult and can leave never to return from such groups. But I think we should have some sort of safety feature to stop children finding them ……… Look I know there will always be porn on the internet and just because I am not interested in it I do know that no matter what I say it will not go away, but at least have an adult only group membership feature built in to FB that you have to be over 18 to join such groups.

One last thing on that never to visit again group is a comment to the wives and girlfriends ….. if you are going to let a guy film your more personal regions then go natural or buy a lady shave do not attack your pubic rainforest like you are using blunt pruning shears ……… it looks very Ugly



…. Such attempts at deforestation would only attract a logger.





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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


www.fangsrule.com/fire.htm


CLICK HERE FOR AMAZON



Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Is it wrong to have sex and porn in books that Children may read?


To write it helps if you like to read and love words



Take a look at this Hot and very sexy porn

“But she carried her prostitution still further. She saw men portrayed on a wall, figures of Chaldeans[a] portrayed in red,  with belts around their waists and flowing turbans on their heads; all of them looked like Babylonian chariot officers, natives of Chaldea. 

As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 

When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 

So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

Yes it does talk about guys whose genitals were like those of donkeys ……..

So where does this come from …………..heheheeh …..the Bible! Look up Ezekiel !

I expect you may agree it is kinda sexy ……….but wow would it get more people into churches.

Ho yes if you have not yet worked it out he is talking about a county or rather the people of a country …….. NOW that is a way to teach religious history! 


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Someone just told me that the Quran says if you don't believe what you're reading, you're going to burn in Hell! 


What a fantastic idea !!!!

I plan to say the same thing in all the books I write as well ....... such a good idea ...... and it sure stops people complaining about the plot



Now unlike the various holy books like the bible or Quran my books are safe for young adults to read ........true they may contain some killing but only of humans no animals get hurt at all and far less sex and violence than the bible  








A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.



Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).








Monday, January 17, 2011

Am I Now a Sex and Porn Writer???

Am I Now a Sex and Porn Writer???

Just look I am now a writer on a semi porn website!

I have just found my blog link on gothic dates:

The following are by someone called Admin and not mine  : 

 My Hold Up as a Vampire ………….. er ……..what does Hold up mean?

This should read: MY LIFE AS A VAMPIRE 

And as to :  For those who do not know me I should point out which I used to be a untamed vamp vital in the outward universe lifted by humans until I was detected and adopted in to Vampire society. In the tellurian universe hold up was really formidable for me, …

This sounds very strange…………….. looks like it has been through a translator, and I can only guess at the word ……..TELLURIAN …… something to do with the Earth…. I think…………..

Anyone knowing the answer please tell me………. I think it means human world ………. A nice word but I did not write it.

My starter normally reads:

 Hi my name is Amy, ok my full Vampire name is: Lady Amelia Mistress of the Night Mare but I prefer to shorten mine to Amy Mah (Vampire) or just Amy to my friends. For those who do not know me I should point out that I used to be a feral vamp living in the outside world raised by humans until I was discovered and adopted into Vampire society. In the human world life was very difficult for me, I knew I needed blood but did not know how to get it, all I had was human books and films telling all kinds of stuff that was useless like I can change into a bat, and that is so not true as I tried it and all it does is make you look stupid as you flap your arms up and down! It was while living with humans I started writing my own little journal, recording what it is like being a teenage vampire, I know that a lot of it will be very obvious but I started it when I knew very little about Vampire-ing and I may finish it when I can find something to go for the letter X and for U I still have only UNDEAD


but it says it is me and links to my blog ………….



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