FACEBOOK V the NIPPLE The reason to have an adult only group membership feature built in that you have to be over 18 to join some types of group.

FACEBOOK V the NIPPLE

The reason to have an adult only group membership feature built in that you have to be over 18 to join some types of group, is a good idea that has never been done.

Yes I know you have all heard about the rumour that girls have nipples and that facebook is doing its best to stop this dreadful rumour!  Next someone may blaspheme and say Guys have nipples which sure would mess up the religious idea of man being created in Gods image so does god have nipples? And if so why?

Pics of Topless girl on beach get banned ...Er ...perhaps they should look at the picture and not just ban it due to saying it is a topless girl  ......... dumb 

And all the fuss over pics of mothers breast feeding can not be posted on ones own facebook page even if the nipple is in the babies mouth and you can see less of the boob than what you could see on some beaches.

This is all old news of course but anyone in facebook will know I help run a number of Vampire FB groups so I know that in vampire groups any pics of vampires with nipples gets reported ….. so so so funny.

Dead bodies, people being torn apart, blood drinking rituals, rivers of blood and helpful hints on which parts of the body one should bite …. Which at times sounds far more sexual than just suggesting sticking a straw into a nice large blood vessel and suck.

And it is true, Vampire groups people report pics of vampire girls showing off nipples and before you think these are soft porn pics of girls with plastic fangs and no undies think again …. Most of the time it is the banning of cartoons! Black and white drawings of cartoon vampire girl showing off a hand drawn boob ……….er?

Want to see what gets banned?

This one was reported in a vampire group and got reported for showing nipples …… er? It’s a guy for F$@k sake and yes I do know some guys can have guy boobs but not the case with this guy.

Perhaps it is not wearing a shirt while holding a cross? Well if that breaks and religious rules it may be an idea to warn Hollywood about the use of a cross when dealing with vampires …..

TRUE ..........YES THIS PIC WAS REPORTED 

AND BANNED

As for pics of girls nipples being banned take a look here below and yes this one was also reported …..sigh          

Come on people report line drawings ? 

Now Otherkin groups are ok with nipples in so long as the come in sets greater than 2 ……

……. Come on think about  …… if not google the word otherkin

Now for some reason pics of nipples are always reported to FB when placed in a vampire group …. The Butt pic is ok as are Boobs with nipple covered in paint …… yes we are still talking about drawings so the black and white cartoon can get banned but if you paint a green top on her then it is ok ………..er so paper white looks real but green photo shopping a B/W pic does not? … Perhaps Blue but then she could just look cold.

I expect photo shopping it with pink would also get banned …….

FB Art Groups

Now if you call your group an art group then the nipple count shots up, I gave up at counting about 50 of them in one so called Art group where as a single Nip in a vampire group could almost close it down 

Now at this point I should give a warning …. Becareful when asking to join any Arabic Art Groups on Face Book, and not just because you can’t read anything unless you hit the translate button.

There is a difference between a harmless cartoon and porn and Facebook should know the difference! 

Some Arabic art groups on face book are Hard Core Porn ! and that sure put me off ever asking to join an on line art group again.

OK so I did not stay long on the group but long enough to know it would not be the sort of group you would want your children to find by accident …. Heck it certainly was not an art group that I wanted to find by accident.

Mostly member photos and short videos of what the members get up to in the bedroom.

FACEBOOK………. Well the face is not what is shown and lots of the wives and girlfriends were wearing head scarf’s …….. and that was all ………perhaps a Muslim bedroom sex rule?   

Most of the time I was not sure why the girl had to be present.

From what I saw I think someone should point out to a guy 5 seconds between penetration and cum is not worth a girl taking her shoes off let alone her underwear.

Perhaps this is normal for porn I would not know, and nor do I plan to investigate but some guys on it need to have their fathers explain if a dick is too soft to go in he should perhaps buy a splint and not film the failed effort post it on facebook.

I expect lots of other icky stuff was on it but by then I was looking for the remove me from membership button.  

OK so Facebook has some icky groups and it is not that I care as I am an adult and can leave never to return from such groups. But I think we should have some sort of safety feature to stop children finding them ……… Look I know there will always be porn on the internet and just because I am not interested in it I do know that no matter what I say it will not go away, but at least have an adult only group membership feature built in to FB that you have to be over 18 to join such groups.

One last thing on that never to visit again group is a comment to the wives and girlfriends ….. if you are going to let a guy film your more personal regions then go natural or buy a lady shave do not attack your pubic rainforest like you are using blunt pruning shears ……… it looks very Ugly

…. Such attempts at deforestation would only attract a logger.

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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


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This is not your typical vampire story where vampires are jumping in bed with humans or are entangled with werewolves for one reason or another. This is the story of a teenage vampire who is just trying to survive in her day to day existence. It is humorous and will make you laugh out loud when  Amy is just being her own unique self. She has a way with words that is like no other. This book gives us insight as to how how Amy meets her boyfriend Max and becomes best friends with his sister Ice, who were introduced in her first book. Amy is so outrageous that you can't help fall in love with her. I'm sure she would have something to say about that... No matter! The book is a delight and if you are into the strange and unusual, you must get your copy and see for yourself. You better get a copy unless you want to hear from the author. She has her own version of bending you to her will. In all seriousness, get your copy, it is a great book.

Amy Mah was a Vampire, a blood sucking denizen of the night, or she would have been if it was not a school night.

To make matters worse she had just bitten herself (again), instead of her snack for the evening, a nice large and very bloody raw steak which having dropped out of her fingers was now leaving a very interesting stain on her new white t-shirt, and no matter how interesting a stain it made it did not make her mood any better.

Amy knew from bitter experience that being a teenage vampire was not as much fun as the movies showed and as for the books about vampires, well they were all so wrong, for a start she could not fly but she could eat garlic, and as for going out in the sunshine, she did not glow or burst into flames, all that strong sunlight did was give her spots. So yes without sun block and a baseball cap the sun was dangerous as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne.

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Sex Cults and Blood Drinking on Facebook

Facebook is so odd i get thrown out of online blood drinking cults by one lot then added into other groups by the ex members of the first group ....on line blood drinking? ...no don’t ask still trying to work that one out myself........

Just how come I get to be invited to these groups that are classified as secret or hidden?  And I will point out here and now ……. no way am i going to flash my boobs over any webcam no matter what the high priest of the FB group coven says so don’t ask again ! ………….. perverts ! ..ask again and I will report you!

Some of the groups I find are super cool and Friendly and the guys in the heavy metal groups are so polite and nice, it makes it a pleasure to visit them and they so love my more sexy types of blogs ........well they are guys so they are quite normal .......... lots have titles on vampires and such like and these are nice and always welcoming to a little vampire ....Guy FB Groups are nice and easy to be a member of, where as all female ones are .....well    ... you can smell the hormones a mile off and i get threatened by members of the occult ones  for commenting on what I see..........

I am even a member of a Egyptian town group ......like why invite me in I don't speak Egyptian and the wall conversations all in Arabic. .......... well i still post on thier wall in the hope that someone will want to buy a book once they learn English.

I even have membership in "Fur in Fashion" FB group with over 2000 member where I can watch all the postings of animal rights activists, they gently put thier points across by saying such things as:

YOU ARE ALL FUR WEARING WHORES ! 

as if that is going to put people off buying a nice mink coat and some comments like:

 "Whore in a hotel"

is a little abstract as a stand alone sentence.

 

 

 FUR -- A KEY TREND FOR FALL/WINTER 2011/2012

 

Some Facebook groups are run by kings and queens with lots of rules, countesses and duchesses running things under them and the title is part of their facebook name, which only confuse me .

In Facebook you will be able to find anything you want including Cults and Covens and site on real fur in fashion, the strange things being the sites worshiping the dark side FB people are happy with but you should see the comments made by animal lovers on the real fur site ……….. people are happy having cults but not wearing fur?

The word cult pejoratively refers to a group whose beliefs or practices are considered abnormal or bizarre.^[1] The word originally denoted a system of ritual practices. The narrower, derogatory sense of the word is a product of the 20th century, especially since the 1980s, and is considered subjective. It is also a result of the anti-cult movement which uses the word in reference to groups seen as authoritarian, exploitative and that are believed to use dangerous rituals or mind control. The word implies a group which is a minority in a given society. The word was first used in the early 17th century denoting homage paid to a divinity and derived from French culte or Latin cultus ‘worship,’ from cult- ‘inhabited, cultivated, worshiped,’ from the verb colere 'care, cultivation'.

And as to the idea of being thrown out of a group when everyone has multiple accounts in different names and can walk back in again or more likely already be a member of the same group several times …………

Membership of some groups have little sections this this:

1. Must be at Least 21 years of age
2. No DRAMA whatsoever ~ If Drama occurs & You are Involved , You WILL be Removed !
3. You Must be willing to interact with the Coven as much as possible . *example* shareing pictures , posting music videos on the music page , try your hands in The Horror Quiz , mingle with Coven .
We DO NOT expect you to be here 24\7 but we do EXPECT you to be seen !
4. RESPECT ALL ADMIN & LEADERS at all times !!! NO Exceptions !!!!

This is from one of the groups I was thrown out of, they did not like me posting question, they kinda had a little drama over me..er no. 2. and well no. 4 sounds very insecure ...is it just me or is it not normal that someone has to earn respect? ........... they even complained at te number of !!!!!!! i use and they use 7 themselves within 10 words

And when I filled in a online survey form I got all kinds of swearwords coming my way.

Survey "Required to fill out"

 

1. What is your Real Name ?

A: . 艾米...that's my real name are you sure this is the sort of thing you need to know most people are happy for an English translation

 

2. What is your REAL Age ?

A: . As most here only know the Gregorian calendar i will have to try and work things out the Chinese year is 4708 but you are on 2011 ...human age ..well I was about 16 when had to leave the human world and stuck at that ages for years and years well time in the Nest is hard to relate as it is all Luna orientated. but you can read that in my books, human ages are hard to give when you are not human, see question 3.

 

3. What Species are you ? *example* vampire , witch

A: Vampire of course and it is Vampire not Vampyre as I do not burst into flames  …er….look the word Pyre up if you don’t understand, are you sure you are a human cult? As one guys tells me he is a wolverine and a female says she is a mermaid ……………… but what the heck I’m a vampire and not spiciest …………….

errrrrrrr when is a witch a specie ?

 

4. What is your Outlook on the Dark Side ?

A: . Starwars? had a boyfriend that was a trekkie but star wars is more on the toys for boys line. Light and Dark? Most things are a little grey to me.

5. How do you Feel about Drama ?

A: drama ..life is a drama ……ok ok I like Shakespeare does that count? .................... well according to the rules you will get thrown out if you get involved in Drama

6. Do you disagree in anyway with Dark Poetry & or Pictures ?

A: no ...should i? ………… er…….. what is dark poetry and picture 

7. What Type of Music do you Like & do you Like to Post Music Videos

 

A: I have an online music collection on my vampire site and er……well sometimes

 

8. Do you get Disturbed by Blood , Guts & Gore ?

A: This is after asking what Specie I am in question 3.

9. Are you Open Minded ?

A: . open minded ..........you mean like guys having sex with sheep? ....god some guys will do anything to get on you tube,  ………… finding this out put me off eating lamb for months

10. What is your OutLook on Respect for your Elders\Leaders & fellow Beings ?

A: humans are walking snacks see question 3 a bit stupid at times but then they can’t help it so I try hard and not point it out too often

After This I was thrown out of the Coven ……………….well I was being honest, like what was wrong with my answers? As I have always said I am not cult material

 

Humans are not that bright at times………… well they are not !!!

 

And people don’t just change their name for facebook but also their gender …I just had a friend request from a girl well the account said female and interested in other females ……….. and the first thing this person says to me is that she is a he just pretending to be a girl and wants to be my friend………………..

 

This I am still trying to work out ………….. why pretend to be a girl to be my friend and then say you are a guy ……………. Saying you are a girl that likes girls on your profile hints that you are a little lesbo and really if you find a girl of your dreams in this way you will soon discover the relationship will end as soon as she meets you ……       ……  er…                   hint ……       .it is what is hanging between your legs that will ruin any Lisbeian relationships you plan on having ………..er…..think about it……….

 

And seeing I am not a lesbian you would have better luck having a profile saying male and liking females ……..…better still saying you are mega rich and about to die leaving it all to me will really get my juices flowing………… ok so 10/10 for honesty in saying you are a guy but a 0/10 for technique in trying to get a date with me.

 

I am very easy on the strange humans about and I would not even care if a guy was a transvestite unless he started wanting to wear my clothes or even worse buy the same dress in his size so that we can go out in matching clothes …….er………… no ….when I buy a dress I want people to be looking at me ………. Ok…….and  not a guy wearing the same thing but in 6 sizes larger.

 

Besides I like to wear very short dresses ………..well I have nice legs ……… and I like the way guys step into the road and getting run over while staring at my legs 

 

 ……………….  Well I am a vampire and not above road kill if it is fresh…………And er… well ..going back to the idea of a guy wearing a very short dress …………. Er….. It does not work, he would need to wear very tight panties to control the bits that the dress was not designed to hide.

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Advertising for a boyfriend and sleeping with a naked girl for the first time.

Sleeping with a naked girl for the first time, and advertising for a boyfriend

As I said before I was in SE Asia for Chinese New Year.

In SE Asia the rules are different, ok some are the same, don’t talk to boys or they will think you are easy…………….. yes right … like that is going to stop a girl.

You may not just go up and talk with him or rather send a friend over but you are happy to write your cell phone number on an orange and throw in a lake.

ITS TRADITIONAL ! like how long have we had cell phones let alone waterproof felt tipped pens.

I think it is called “Chap Goh Meh” and happens at the end of the 15 day Chinese New Year.

All Chinese maidens and that’s me, look I am unmarried so it is obvious I am still a maiden ………SHUT UP !  can get a boy by throwing an orange into the lake

I watched as some girls wrote a Facebook address other braver ones put a cell number on it, it should be the luck of a draw but one girl had a bag of about 30 oranges each covered with witty messages along with her date of birth, pretty hearts and an email address, done in red and black waterproof pen and must have taken her all day …………….

Boys line the bank with 20 ft long fishing poles, but the keener boys were in the water keeping an eye open for which girl threw which orange, one girl had about three guys fight over her orange so I don’t see her staying single for long.

As to me? Wellllll I wrote my book details on two of them ……er…………….. ok so I also added my email but not one replied so I guess mine must have sunk.     

While I am thinking of my Chinese New Year trip I may as remind you all of a change of life event that took place this year and that was the time my cousin removed her underwear and got in bed with me.

I promised to let you have all the details of my trip to Asia and well ……………..one of the most embarrassing things happened at night.

HMG well I never thought I would find myself sleeping with another girl I mean like together not just in the same room but in the same bed and then discover she had roving hands !!! and it was no where as exciting as when guys talk about what happens………

God this is so embarrassing to say   ….well ………… there is a first time for everything ……. Forget the worry about the embarrassment of being a girl trying to buy condoms in a shop just remember to buy ear plugs ……………… heck did she snore!

Guys are always so interested to know what goes on when two girls sleep together, (perverts !!!!)

……well anyway I will tell you ! …………. It was well kinda .er…….different ……...and well I did not do anything much myself………….

As to what strange urges happen well it is true I did get some strange urges when her hand slowly moved up my inner leg ……….. The urge was to try and sneak away and get a hotel room………. On my own !!!

It was not that I even knew her ……..well…ok……. she is a cousin ………… and she seamed to take a liking to me during the day ……..but liking each other as cousins means shopping together and  sharing an ice cream in the mall ………… moving into my bed on the pretence that the aircon was too powerful and she was cold…………. Well that is something I would have expected more from a guy…….

…. All she had on was a tee ……… and no don’t ask me why, perhaps she liked the freedom, ok it was a long Tee but she was defiantly naked under it,  look  if she had not raised it to scratch I would not have know it was the only item she had on.

To prove she was cold she placed her hands between my thighs and ……..look I am not that sort of girl ! even more of a shock when she pushed her face into my boobs……giving out a little giggle….

What am I a pillow !! ……….heck…….  I just hoped she was not going to bite anything !……….  well you try and explain teeth marks on ones boobs!

Ok try again ………….. you try and give a believable reason why you have teeth marks on your boobs

The only way I could stop her hands locating more intimate places was to hug her …………pulling her even more into my chest I locked an arm around her and stroked he hair, so??????? 

and that was all that happened until she fell asleep, then I discovered that I was now trapped in the bed with miss roving hands ……….. Could not move without waking her and so that was my first time sleeping with a naked girl………

Er………..perhaps I should point out that my cousin is 6 years old and her mother was sleeping the other side of the room in another bed with my cousins two other sisters ………

Well even at that young age I still think her morals are very poor to sleep with someone just because I shared an ice cream with her …………….

It ended up that I had to cuddle her all night ! everytime I stopped to get comfy she started to fidget ………… God I have had boyfriends that have needed less physical attention.

I still wonder what happened to my oranges …………. Sigh …………………..

Go back to the trees you sex mad apes !

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Have you noticed that Newspaper headings are never fully what the article printed is about, it is all about just grabbing some ones attention with shocking words and it is a disgusting way to get readers…………..    

My page title? …..er …..well I am going to be talking about race .. and  religion ……   well……………… ok, ok, ok  just how come you think I get so many hits on my blogs! …………… My best ever Blog title for number of views so far was on I did on Buying Cleavage panties as it had a photo of a girl wearing a pair……………… huh …………… all my words of wisdom and all you guys want to do is ogle girls butts and before you start moaning about the title just think why you came to this page…..hehehehehehhe   

 

Well here I am blogging to the world about my exciting life as a real living vampire …….exciting? huh !

 

Well let me tell you it is nothing like the films …………….. before I was discovered I lived with my human aunt and life was so hard for a cold blooded bloodsucking denizen of the night ……………… like not being able to go out after dark because it is a school night ! ……………… not that I am cold blooded which was pointed out to me by a doctor when I foolishly told him I was undead ……………. Yes I now know a beating heart is a good hint of being alive …………………. But I was young ok so now shut up !!

 

Vampires come in different sorts ………Undead and Living …….well of course we do and if you want to know more then you will need to read my book!

 

As a Race of animals you humans are odd and that is ODD in capitols, it is no wonder you were put on this earth by God as a free food supply for us.

 

Human females can get pregnant and they are not even on heat !!! what sort of odd animal are they…….all females must be on heat to conceive, so to be on heat permanently just shows what a immoral species humans are!

 

Go back to the trees you sex mad apes!

 

As we vampires are so no lived we only need to come on heat once every 10 or 20 years, ho we can have sex anytime but like normal creature only conceive when on heat.

 

As vampire girls our parents notice when we start to come on heat for the first time ..er…..well you know we kinda get a little snappy with them at that time for no reason and well the bitting chunks out of doors and decapitating the postman are just extra tell tail hints…………..   

 

Normally parents just lock a girl in a padded room for a few days at this time and really cleaver ones also make it sound proof.

 

Its not funny ! as I said you humans are the odd creatures only a few weeks ago I asked a perfectly normal question on Facebook only to have all kinds of strange comments come back.

 

I mean it was such a simple question all I said was if God wanted guys to be missing a foreskin then they would have been born without one 

 

 ………………….. and if wrong about what God wants guys could end up being banded from Heaven for having a mutilated body.

 

OK lets go back a few thousand years and listen in ……….. Like there they are standing in the desert, listening to Devine commands coming down in a booming voice to the loving and devoted followers   

 

“OK WE HAVE COVERED DIET ……………….AND YES  I DID WARN YOU STOP EATING THE UNICORN ……………. YES I KNOW IT WAS TASTY BUT NOW IT IS EXTINCT AND I HAVE LOST THE DESIGNS ……………… SO NOW JUST LEAVE THE POOR PIG ALONE WILL YOU!”

 

Well that sounds all very normal but …………………. What about this

 

“I NEARLY FORGOT, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY LITTLE JOKE LAST WEEK WHEN I SAID ALL MALES SHOULD CUT A BIT OF THEIR DICK OFF……………. HO, HO, HO, ……………….. ER WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DID NOT THINK IT WAS A JOKE?! ……….. OPPS SORRY ……………

 

Now if the above has not got you all asking God to strike me down I had better finish of with a couple of word definitions for you……………..

 

PRAY, v

 

To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy

SCRIPTURES, n

The Sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

Having Sex with Male Slaves and Donkeys

Having Sex with Male Slaves and Donkeys

I was told I should not talk of sex, religion and politics in my blog as it does not sell books………….. heck…….well without those headings my blogs could be very empty

Today I was asked my opinion over things like racism, …………Yee gods why  me?

I used to worry that being a blood drinking vampire and nicely dressed denizen of the night was ….well could be a little …..er………….odd sounding

But not anymore..Ever since I joined Facebook I now know I must be one of the sanest people on the planet! ………… Yee Gods are there some odd people on Facebook ……and when I say odd I mean ODD !!!!! ……………. Er…………if you are one of my friends on facebook ……….look I don’t mean you……… it is all the other we talk about when they are not on the wall.

Ho yes and some of the nicest friendliest guys can normally be found in satanic groups, do not worry about the strange demonic names they have, as most are real gentlemen when it come to chatting with girls.

So back to the subject in hand………….Talk about race?.....Like Do I really need any more hate mail? And yes I do get hate mail !!!

Some Guy on facebook I was warned about that I will not say his name ………hell I wont …………. His name is “Hass”……… he had his named account frozen by FB for harassment and bad language or so I’m told by people that know him, he said it was hacked in to and taken over by someone else well he sneaked back it with a new account he shared with another guy …..friendly er?...........

I was advised to block this new strange account after getting some very odd and colourful language ………… er that means  lots of swearing about me and my blog….

Foolishly I later unblocked him after a friend asked me to and for my troubles got a selection of page long messages almost in the form of death threat ranting on about me being a Lesbian Muslin hater and how my book should be used as toilet paper ………but not put so politely ……………….. well he could create his own dictionary of swear words …but a few when going over 4 letters could do with using a spellchecker. ……….

So it just goes to show first impressions do count ……………

Well as being an author a reputation could be damaged if this sort of crap gets beyond the FB complains dept so I may as well tell the whole world here and now and come clean:

1.     I am not a lesbian ….which could be why I blog about my lusts concerning Tall Rich Blond Guys…….sigh………..but I do not have anything against people’s sexual preferences ….

……….well unless he is a Hot looking Rich Tall Bond Guy that I then discover is Gay …………. But my reaction is more on the lines of bursting into tears over the loss of yet another possible boyfriend than any other complaint……………….. ok, ok, ok,   I admit it I do moan about one gay guy I know ……………… he keeps rubbing it in that he cooks far better than I do  ……………….. and ……so       just because it is true ……. There is no need to rub it is …………….. I would say something to him over his rudeness but ……….well ……….. I still want him to invite me around for meals!

2.     As to being a Muslin hater ……………… er…………. I think if people take a look at my past blogs I kinda treat all religions the same …………

I don’t care how devout a person says they are, or how may times they pray during the day if they then go out and kill innocent women and children in the name of any god I do not have the tendency to like them………sorry I can help it ……….  But it is them personally and not their skin color or faith ……………..

Look I will say the same to all followers of  Judaism, Christianity and Islam ………read the commandments ……

….there is no get out clause under the line saying Thou Shalt  Not Kill  ……………..

Perhaps some holy books have an extra bit added in ball point pen giving a sub clause saying that this does not cover killing people daring to eat chicken on a night of a full moon during a mouth with a R in its title ………………..

Is it just me or does anyone else worry about some of the wording, things like

You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

COVERT?  er............ (Longing to possess), sounds like a word meaning wanting to have sex.   I can understand a God being a little pissed over someone screwing a neighbours male slave or donkey …. Well its so rude………. That’s only what you do after winning a war……… .but for the life of me I am at a loss of any perversion about people having sex with houses.......…horses maybe………well there are some lonely sad guys about but houses.............like how? .......... but then who am I to judge ….and well God says don’t do it anyway………..

So lets see what comments I get on todays blog………………..

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