FACEBOOK V the NIPPLE The reason to have an adult only group membership feature built in that you have to be over 18 to join some types of group.

FACEBOOK V the NIPPLE

The reason to have an adult only group membership feature built in that you have to be over 18 to join some types of group, is a good idea that has never been done.

Yes I know you have all heard about the rumour that girls have nipples and that facebook is doing its best to stop this dreadful rumour!  Next someone may blaspheme and say Guys have nipples which sure would mess up the religious idea of man being created in Gods image so does god have nipples? And if so why?

Pics of Topless girl on beach get banned ...Er ...perhaps they should look at the picture and not just ban it due to saying it is a topless girl  ......... dumb 

And all the fuss over pics of mothers breast feeding can not be posted on ones own facebook page even if the nipple is in the babies mouth and you can see less of the boob than what you could see on some beaches.

This is all old news of course but anyone in facebook will know I help run a number of Vampire FB groups so I know that in vampire groups any pics of vampires with nipples gets reported ….. so so so funny.

Dead bodies, people being torn apart, blood drinking rituals, rivers of blood and helpful hints on which parts of the body one should bite …. Which at times sounds far more sexual than just suggesting sticking a straw into a nice large blood vessel and suck.

And it is true, Vampire groups people report pics of vampire girls showing off nipples and before you think these are soft porn pics of girls with plastic fangs and no undies think again …. Most of the time it is the banning of cartoons! Black and white drawings of cartoon vampire girl showing off a hand drawn boob ……….er?

Want to see what gets banned?

This one was reported in a vampire group and got reported for showing nipples …… er? It’s a guy for F$@k sake and yes I do know some guys can have guy boobs but not the case with this guy.

Perhaps it is not wearing a shirt while holding a cross? Well if that breaks and religious rules it may be an idea to warn Hollywood about the use of a cross when dealing with vampires …..

TRUE ..........YES THIS PIC WAS REPORTED 

AND BANNED

As for pics of girls nipples being banned take a look here below and yes this one was also reported …..sigh          

Come on people report line drawings ? 

Now Otherkin groups are ok with nipples in so long as the come in sets greater than 2 ……

……. Come on think about  …… if not google the word otherkin

Now for some reason pics of nipples are always reported to FB when placed in a vampire group …. The Butt pic is ok as are Boobs with nipple covered in paint …… yes we are still talking about drawings so the black and white cartoon can get banned but if you paint a green top on her then it is ok ………..er so paper white looks real but green photo shopping a B/W pic does not? … Perhaps Blue but then she could just look cold.

I expect photo shopping it with pink would also get banned …….

FB Art Groups

Now if you call your group an art group then the nipple count shots up, I gave up at counting about 50 of them in one so called Art group where as a single Nip in a vampire group could almost close it down 

Now at this point I should give a warning …. Becareful when asking to join any Arabic Art Groups on Face Book, and not just because you can’t read anything unless you hit the translate button.

There is a difference between a harmless cartoon and porn and Facebook should know the difference! 

Some Arabic art groups on face book are Hard Core Porn ! and that sure put me off ever asking to join an on line art group again.

OK so I did not stay long on the group but long enough to know it would not be the sort of group you would want your children to find by accident …. Heck it certainly was not an art group that I wanted to find by accident.

Mostly member photos and short videos of what the members get up to in the bedroom.

FACEBOOK………. Well the face is not what is shown and lots of the wives and girlfriends were wearing head scarf’s …….. and that was all ………perhaps a Muslim bedroom sex rule?   

Most of the time I was not sure why the girl had to be present.

From what I saw I think someone should point out to a guy 5 seconds between penetration and cum is not worth a girl taking her shoes off let alone her underwear.

Perhaps this is normal for porn I would not know, and nor do I plan to investigate but some guys on it need to have their fathers explain if a dick is too soft to go in he should perhaps buy a splint and not film the failed effort post it on facebook.

I expect lots of other icky stuff was on it but by then I was looking for the remove me from membership button.  

OK so Facebook has some icky groups and it is not that I care as I am an adult and can leave never to return from such groups. But I think we should have some sort of safety feature to stop children finding them ……… Look I know there will always be porn on the internet and just because I am not interested in it I do know that no matter what I say it will not go away, but at least have an adult only group membership feature built in to FB that you have to be over 18 to join such groups.

One last thing on that never to visit again group is a comment to the wives and girlfriends ….. if you are going to let a guy film your more personal regions then go natural or buy a lady shave do not attack your pubic rainforest like you are using blunt pruning shears ……… it looks very Ugly

…. Such attempts at deforestation would only attract a logger.

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Swapping bodies with a young female demon had not been part of the planned vacation.

Nor was having to attend a demonic high school for the magically gifted.

When the most magical thing you could do was set your own underwear on fire.

Life was not going to be easy, even less so with a painful tail that everyone trod on.

Owning a magic sword that always tried to look up your skirt when fighting was not helpful.

But then nor was having a telepathic diary that corrected your thinking instead of your spelling.


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Boob and Nipple protection Vampire Style

HELSING Boob protection Vampire Style 

The Helsing is named after Van Helsing the Vampire killer, and is a type of body armour.

As the humans know the best way to kill us is a stake in the heart or cutting the head off. This is what they always go for - along with garlic, which is a myth created by people wanting to sell more garlic, and and holy water, which is a myth created by the church seeking donations for repairing their roofs.

Humans are a little stupid over this. As a species Vampires are very intelligent and long-lived and it didn't take us long to work out that we live a lot longer if we can stop people sticking a sharp piece of wood between our boobs.

Helsing Armour is a metal plate which fits over the heart and is fitted as standard into clothing such as "The Hunter" and "The Fighter," or added as extra detachable plating. It is worn under the shirt of the Male, and cloaks have high metal collars so to protect the neck from a sword blow. Females can have a Helsing fitted into a bodice, or have it made to look like an ornate bra.

Helsings are always designed for positioning over the heart area of the chest to make it impossible for the wearer to be stabbed in the heart with a wooden stake. It would even stop silver bullets, swords, knives or in the case of one particular nasty killing in a Vampire film, stiletto heels. Vampires are traditionalists but we are not stupid, we've seen all the films on the subject and are normally the people who laugh in a cinema when a movie Vampire did something so stupid as to let his lunch kill him.

You do not have to have expensive clothing like the 'Hunter' tight and sexy and wow does it get the food drooling  ... when going out for a quick snack. You can just wear your normal clothes, and then you can take the prey by surprise. While it is looking at your legs or looking down your top you can be getting out a packet of tissues to clean yourself up afterwards.

It is very eye catching and visually pleasing for watchers to your hunting, if you wear a light flowing dress. This is always fashionable due to the fact that it rises into the air when you spin around, giving the prey and viewers a nice flash of leg. But no matter how proud you are of your family brand, in these circumstances the best thing to wear underneath is a tight fitting pair of black cycle shorts - see the movie 'Blood the last Vampire' where you can see 'Saya' leap, spin, somersault and kill without any worry of showing off her brand to strangers. Or even the fact you are in need of a personal fainforest trim +++++++++++++ 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0EvCM2mqt4

Heidi Klum, Going Bra less or as the newspapers say San Bra

How is this a news feature? apart from the joke on the word san meaning without, what she is wearing looks fine to me, and as to the shock that women have nipples well it is warm so the camera would have to have a powerful zoom to even be able to get excited over the shape of a nipple under the material. 

And this pic is the one to shock the world!

Look world a female has nipples !!! shock !!!

No unsightly double straps to worry about just a guy with a camera drooling over the idea he can get nipple shape ........ ye gods tell him to go down to the beach and get arrested for staring at young girls on the beach or the topless sunbathers 

To read more this is what the papers say:



What is with everyone going au natural this weekend? First there was Gwyneth Paltrow stepping out without any makeup on in the Hamptons, and now Heidi Klum's been spotted at a party - sans bra.

The German supermodel was snapped showing off her all-white summer style and, while her trousers were all loose and floaty, so were her boobs.

Heidi headed out to a party in Santa Monica with her boyfriend Martin Kirsten and her four kids looking pretty as ever, donning her signature aviators and a wide grin.

The Project Runway star has spoken of her laid-back nature before, while explaining that it was her mum who recently took pictures of her topless on holiday.

She told Access Hollywood: "I'm European. I don't like wearing tops. And I don't like tan lines."

Or, evidently, bras.

http://www.mydaily.co.uk/2013/08/11/heidi-klum-white-summer-style-no-bra/?ncid=webmail2

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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

VAMPIRE 

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

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stick-on, nude jelly nipple cover

The former Harry Potter star narrowly avoided a full scale nip slip, thanks to a well-placed, stick-on, nude jelly nipple cover (that's what we're calling it, anyway) as her dress did its best to expose her boob.

Emma was on the red carpet for the premiere of her new film The Perks Of Being A Wallflower when her left breast made a dash for it.

Stick-On Jelly Nipples ................... yes? so you can stick a fake nipple over a real nipple so guys can get excited over seeing a nipple?

Do they come in different racial colours? But it says they are nude or transparent which is a bit pointless well not quite pointless and the real point can still be seen

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hi just to remind my readers that I do book features on my blog, book advertising is always so expensive so I offer a free service My blog has over 38,000 hits and a large following, am what I do is lots of book features as well as life as a teenage vampire. Send me a book cover pic, book blub and details on where it can be purchased along with author details and photo etc........ any thing that will make it good reading and i will do a book feature on it. my email is: amymahvampire@aol.com  In return all I ask is that you help publicise my books in anyway you can such as also doing a feature on your blog on my books. 

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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

Review of Vampire by Amy Mah

Since the author of this unusual and humorous book is herself unusual and a bit off the charts, I am doing something a little different with this review. Of course, I mean that in the most loving way. You don't doubt me, do you, Mistress Amelia? I think it is necessary to give a brief account of how our Amy sees herself and her writing. This is borrowed from Amy's blog with some minor editing on my part. Clears throat! 

The author, Amelia Mah, is a 20 something snarky, sarcastic and cynical author who has a very popular blog of how she sees the world from the point of view of a modern teenage vampire. Following the success of her first book, "FANGS RULE A Girls Guide to being a Vampire," she has now expanded the idea of life as a teenage vampire into a full novel. Amelia has given her avatar her own name so you can see the world first hand from a very bored teenage vampire that has been forced to remain a teenager for far too long. She may have very good teeth and the ability to hang from ceilings but life is far from easy.

Below you will find the full color illustrated version of Vampire by Amy Mah. The edition that I read was the first printing and was not illustrated. Since I love the new version, I have decided to share that with you. 

Vampire

Amy Mah

Reardon Publishing

ISBN 9781874192619

   This is not your typical vampire story where vampires are jumping in bed with humans or are entangled with werewolves for one reason or another. This is the story of a teenage vampire who is just trying to survive in her day to day existence. It is humorous and will make you laugh out loud when  Amy is just being her own unique self. She has a way with words that is like no other. This book gives us insight as to how how Amy meets her boyfriend Max and becomes best friends with his sister Ice, who were introduced in her first book. Amy is so outrageous that you can't help fall in love with her. I'm sure she would have something to say about that... No matter! The book is a delight and if you are into the strange and unusual, you must get your copy and see for yourself. You better get a copy unless you want to hear from the author. She has her own version of bending you to her will. In all seriousness, get your copy, it is a great book.

    Disclosure: I received a copy from the publisher for reviewing purposes.

I give Vampire 5 out of 5 stars   

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Ok what is it? Why am I getting these adverts sent to me?

These have just popped up on my facebook page adverts section and it seams Facebook is  saying ……………..

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Well thank you for your concern facebook advertising dept but no, I am quite happy with what I have, they may not win any size records, but hell they are real and natural looking !!!!!

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