My book has been put to bed,
well other people are doing all kinds of stuff to it and I will not see it
until it is all bound in covers, kinda stressful ……….heck it is mega stressful
…..
Someone asked about
terminology …er…
….what ok well I was asked if
people would understand some of my comments and I don’t know, I understand the
meanings but then I’m a vampire and some of the human readers may need a help.
Simple everyday things one
can say like aircon nipples this must be so obvious that even a guy would
understand…..ok ok ok some guys may
understand so for the others take a look at this advert I found on car aircon
systems which personally I have never found one to do this to me …………… er…ok
perhaps the bra, top and thick coat I wear kinda make it work hard but you need
to dress up warmly to appreciate aircon.
Hotel aircon can do nippliy
things at times so this vampire has a wind proof shawl
car aircon nipples
In my books I talk of types
of wind and not just the sort you blame on the cat.
A Lazy wind
…………………. This is a wind that does not bother
to go around you but believes that the shortest route between A and B is
between my ribs.
A Male Wind
Come on you must know what
that is! It produces Marilyn Manrow moments and a mental check if you
remembered to wear panties today.
Look hot summer days and long
light dresses you may just like to be cool and enjoy ……..well you know what I
mean
And then comes along a male
wind ….yes it is male as all it wants to do is get under your dress ……….its
only purpose in life is to show the whole world that color of your undies if
any undies you are wearing.
Personally if I were to take
the risk of going pantieless I would have lead weights tied to the dress and
risk it taking some guys eye out in a strong gust ………well he should not have
been looking!
This is what I found on
Youtube
After All that you need a
good read so why not try my vampire book?
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