Showing posts with label kindle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kindle. Show all posts

Monday, May 6, 2013

Lost Photographs and Journals of Captain Scott's First Antarctic Expedition

Now on Kindle:

Take a look here at the link and see sample

The Book on KINDLE





THE BOOK on AMAZON



A truly astounding book revealing Captain Scott's first expedition, containing many rare and never seen before pictures.



Diary and Photographs from Reginald Skelton Chief Engineer and Official Photographer To Captain Scott's Discovery Expedition


There is a freshness in this account, written by a young man describing events even as they take place, as he experiences them without knowing what is to follow, which is lost in any retrospective telling of the tale. 

Through the publication of this book I hope many other people, who would not otherwise have the opportunity to read the original journals, will be able to share the pleasure of vicarious participation in the Expedition. There is another purpose in bringing this book to the public. Skelton, whose name is by no means universally known, was, nevertheless, an important member of the Expedition and many books about Discovery include quotations from his journals. 

Since becoming familiar with the journals, I have found out that not all these passages are faithfully reproduced. I am aware of at least two supposedly scholarly books which contain misquotations from Skelton's journals. Whereas innocent mistakes can be made in interpreting hand-written documents, the distortion in some instances is of an order which suggests deliberate misrepresentation. The present book gives all serious students of the history of Antarctic exploration access to the full authentic text. 

Judy Skelton (Grand daughter of Reginald Skelton)





Now for some vampire news
















A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.



Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).









Sunday, September 30, 2012

kindle vampire books





1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Truly Delightful 4 Feb 2012
By N. Medina - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
For centuries, it's been said that vampires live amongst us. That their way of life is similar to ours, even if they live in secret. It's also been said they don't eat, sleep, or even breathe. Myths surrounding vampires also tell us that they've wings and can turn into bats, amongst other things.

With this guide for the every day vampire girl, Amy Mah puts all those myths to rest. Vampires do breath and sleep and they very much eat. There's just a certain etiquette one must follow in order to acquaint themselves with the right or wrong way in which to live life as a vampire.

Vampires go through the same hardships as we do, but as the guide defines, they have it harder than we do. From the moment they are born, (unless they're turned), every aspect of a teenage vampire girl's life is dictated. Heck, they're even contracted for marriage way before they're even born.

Despite that fact, this delightful guide tells us the right way to go about things in the vampire world. Undergarments, lipstick, fashion, boyfriends, food - you name it, there's a rule for that. Regardless of what you're told immortality is not a given, as vampires can also die. A vampire's saving grace is the fact that they've a longer life span.

As depicted within Amy's guide, etiquette and proper grooming is the key in getting the best out of the vampiric world. And if you ever thought that vampires don't date then think again. They do. Just their way of doing things is quite different from ours. Plus, there's the fact that they bite.

This handy little guide on etiquette and all things vampire in a teenager's world is a definite must have. It'll definitely teach you a thing or two on how to stay alive and co-exist in today's vampiric, and human-alike, society.

So if you ever find yourself skulking around in a dark alley and happen to meet a hunky vampire, or two or three, just remember the lessons learned in this cheeky little book Amy has put together. Remembering the golden rules of being a vampire will surely help you stay alive. And remember, don't forget to carry around one of those handy blood packs in case you ever get the munchies!

I so totally enjoyed reading this book. It's humor and insight into a teenage vampire's world was truly delightful. Humans and vampires-alike will love the sass and spunk found within every page. The advice offered can certainly be implemented into just about anything.

The illustrations found within the book were very beautiful and nicely put together. I felt each one added a deeper perception to the story. The pictures were certainly eye-candy for sure. A definite must-read!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Sexy Hot Wet Naked Vampire Has a Way to Excite You Today


Sexy Hot Wet Naked Vampire Has a Way to Excite You Today

Yes that’s me! A hot wet sexy naked vampire and boy do I have something for you !................



Er ………. Yes I was so hot trying to save money by not switching the aircon on that I have just had a shower and my hair is still damp, I was told I was sexy last week by this guy and………well that is all I am saying.

Naked? Yes I am naked …..well under my PJs I am, look my cat is male and gives me funny looks if I walk about furless ………………. But I am naked under the PJ’s ……… well I call them PJ’s but I do not sleep in them as they are in pure silk and a gift.

Silk is like so heavenly wearing against naked skin …………… not that it is any point telling a guy this, Guys believe that thongs are sexy as if having ones personal rainforest trying to escape ether side of a thin strip of material is anything more than looking like some ruin being taken over by an Amazonian Jungle.

No to the girls I can say it is a two piece in pure silk, the bottom part in blood read is held up by a gold silk belt, the top is also in blood red silk and is a pull over having one gold cord button at the neck, the trim is of gold………………  

Look if you are bored just go away ! I like it so there!!! …….on the front is has a gold dragon with its tongue sticking out as if it is trying to lick my left nipple………… .so must have been designed by a Guy.



As to excite you I have news that my book is now on KINDLE ! and not just the text but also the artwork can be viewed on your Amazon Kindle thingy ……………..

If you like to read my blogs then you will love the book as it is me telling of all the funny and sexy stuff that can happen to a teenage vampire girl, from sleeping overnight packing to surfaces best for making out with a guy ………you can now download this anywhere in the world from Amazon !!!!

SEE THE FIRST SECTION FREE AND IN COLOUR ON YOUR COMPUTER

Amazon gives a free taster of my book to read that can be uploaded to your Computer in full colour or direct to your Kindle…………… all free …..

Amazon UK

Amazon USA

I will give you a link to Amazon, but if you would like a hardcopy I can do it signed and post free to anywhere in the world……….


Just read the reviews on my book…….. Don’t just believe me read what other say on it …….. .it is very funny ……………sexy and funny ……….. instructions on how to climb a wall wearing a nightdress and giving ways to stop guys looking up between your legs as you climb ………………  look in vampire films this is so overlooked and yet so important ………you are a vampire not a pole dancer !!!!!!