Showing posts with label books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label books. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Naked Demon Girl Seen in Mega Store ! Going shopping in the Nude




Naked Demon Girl Seen in 



Mega Store!





Still think a Blog title relates to the text?

Boy are you dumb.





As my books says being a vampire is not easy, 

it is not all dressing in black and spending a

fortune in dental floss


Some times I think I am a round peg sort of 

person living in a sq hole world, to day the 

local mega store had a sale on light bulbs so I

 got 15.

Yes just because I am a vampire does not mean 

I have to always have to use the dribbling black 

candles

 The automatic pay till no longer gives bags 

and there I am trying to hold 15 bulbs so I put 

them back in the basket to go look for a box.

The basket has a door sensor alarm which I set 

off looking for a box, after finding a box I set 

the alarms back off again bringing the basket 

back.

Now as for the alarms no one takes a blind bit 

of notice of them, and the thing is I wouldn't 

have cared if they had as the first to complain 

would find themselves carrying the bulbs for 

me.............


What stupid human decided that bulbs should 

come in two types of fitting?





The only reason for this is to upset anyone that 


has to stand on two boxes to reach the darn 


fitting to discover they have the wrong bulb!!!!!




What I need is an Igor servant to get the 


shopping




But no cash so ………………..




Buy a book !!!!!!!!!!


I need the Book sales to afford to produce my 

new book on Demons

Yes, I have written an adventure for a nice 


sexy Demon Girl

So buy a book



If not don’t blame me if people start 


finding an odd corpse laying outside a



 mega store with neck wounds and a 



screw fit bulb stuck in their mouth!



Amy Mah








A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.



Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).










Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Is it wrong to have sex and porn in books that Children may read?


To write it helps if you like to read and love words



Take a look at this Hot and very sexy porn

“But she carried her prostitution still further. She saw men portrayed on a wall, figures of Chaldeans[a] portrayed in red,  with belts around their waists and flowing turbans on their heads; all of them looked like Babylonian chariot officers, natives of Chaldea

As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 

When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 

So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

Yes it does talk about guys whose genitals were like those of donkeys ……..

So where does this come from …………..heheheeh …..the Bible! Look up Ezekiel !

I expect you may agree it is kinda sexy ……….but wow would it get more people into churches.

Ho yes if you have not yet worked it out he is talking about a county or rather the people of a country …….. NOW that is a way to teach religious history! 


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Someone just told me that the Quran says if you don't believe what you're reading, you're going to burn in Hell! 


What a fantastic idea !!!!

I plan to say the same thing in all the books I write as well ....... such a good idea ...... and it sure stops people complaining about the plot



Now unlike the various holy books like the bible or Quran my books are safe for young adults to read ........true they may contain some killing but only of humans no animals get hurt at all and far less sex and violence than the bible  








A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.



Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).








Friday, November 2, 2012

Authors of young adult fiction/nonfiction requesting books

FAO: AUTHORS .......... This looks a good Idea ............... My publisher has already sent a selection of Young Adult books off to them............ including mine! and wow will they be for a shock when they read my vampire books!




Greetings and Salutations!
I know the dreaded form letter…but wait give it a chance! It is for a really worthy cause!

I am the coordinator for Illumination Youth Arts, a free program for teens at United Neighborhood Centers of NEPA. We have several wonderful opportunities for our young people to become inspired and grow with the arts. Most of the youth we work with are from lower income families and cannot afford luxuries like books, art supplies, cameras and other items we provide. If you would like to know or see more about the program please visit our Facebook pagehttp://www.facebook.com/illuminationarts

UNC is in the process of converting space at our Westside Senior Center to a teen after school space. One of the projects is replacing the library room with teen friendly books. We currently have no funding for this project so we have had to be creative in filling our shelves.

I apologize for the form letter but in addition to limited resources I have limited time. This is the easiest way for me to contact the most people in the shortest amount of time. I also understand that not everyone I contact is going to respond or have materials to donate. But my philosophy is you never know until you ask. The whole nothing ventured, nothing gained approach.

I am writing to authors of young adult fiction/nonfiction requesting books. I have several options; select one, two or all. Here is what I am asking for:
1. A copy of your book or books for our library. Youth can borrow books from the library in the teen space.
2. Twelve copies of a book for the Bookworms Book Club. Youth involved with the club will receive their own copy to enjoy and keep. Autographs are welcome!
3. If you send books for the book club would you be willing to participate in a discussion with the youth after they read the book? This would take place over the phone or Skype. To them, you would be a celebrity!
4. Provide a digital copy of your book to be placed on computers in the youth lab. This will allow kids to read on computers or place a copy on the digital devices they may have.
5.  Any book related swag you are willing to part with always welcome.

Any or all of the above options would be appreciated. You will help us in our quest to encourage literacy and ignite the imaginations of our youth! As we are a non-profit I can also provide you a letter acknowledging the donation for tax purposes.

You can send the book to:
April Holgate
UNC Illumination Youth Arts Coordinator
1004 Jackson Street, 3rd Floor
Scranton, PA 18504

For the digital copies you can either email them to my email aholgate@uncnepa.org or use the same email to find our account on Amazon and send the digital copy there as a gift. We have the kindle for PC set up on the computers in our computer lab so that is currently the easiest option. The three main formats the students use are PDF, MOBI and EPUB. Any of those will be fine.

Thank you so much in advance for your time and consideration.

April Holgate
Illumination Youth Arts Coordinator
United Neighborhood Centers NEPA
Office - 570-961-1592 ext. 114

Sunday, October 14, 2012

And I thought I lived in a fantasy world !



And I thought I lived in a fantasy world !

You just must look at this!





Please Move The Deer Crossing


I worry I really do just how can I write fantasy novels when this is the norm I am going to be selling to!

To day I discovered that a sex site is following my tweets ! like why? 

And as to Facebook the strange stuff I get .....Like yesterday some guy I don't know asks to be my friend then explains in graphic details what he would like to do he we could meet up ........and as to the details I expect he must be a medical student........ I mean it is not sexy if I have to start to look words up in a medical dictionary ..........

What happened? well nothing as I just ignored him so then he asks ........

.....are you a girl? 

...Er now he asks ........... like should he not have asked that before the Gynaecological one way conversation?

I take a look about and think yes the whole world is a little crazy and me writing about living my life as a teenage vampire must be the sanest person about 

That reminds me Buy my book !






Sunday, September 30, 2012

kindle vampire books





1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Truly Delightful 4 Feb 2012
By N. Medina - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
For centuries, it's been said that vampires live amongst us. That their way of life is similar to ours, even if they live in secret. It's also been said they don't eat, sleep, or even breathe. Myths surrounding vampires also tell us that they've wings and can turn into bats, amongst other things.

With this guide for the every day vampire girl, Amy Mah puts all those myths to rest. Vampires do breath and sleep and they very much eat. There's just a certain etiquette one must follow in order to acquaint themselves with the right or wrong way in which to live life as a vampire.

Vampires go through the same hardships as we do, but as the guide defines, they have it harder than we do. From the moment they are born, (unless they're turned), every aspect of a teenage vampire girl's life is dictated. Heck, they're even contracted for marriage way before they're even born.

Despite that fact, this delightful guide tells us the right way to go about things in the vampire world. Undergarments, lipstick, fashion, boyfriends, food - you name it, there's a rule for that. Regardless of what you're told immortality is not a given, as vampires can also die. A vampire's saving grace is the fact that they've a longer life span.

As depicted within Amy's guide, etiquette and proper grooming is the key in getting the best out of the vampiric world. And if you ever thought that vampires don't date then think again. They do. Just their way of doing things is quite different from ours. Plus, there's the fact that they bite.

This handy little guide on etiquette and all things vampire in a teenager's world is a definite must have. It'll definitely teach you a thing or two on how to stay alive and co-exist in today's vampiric, and human-alike, society.

So if you ever find yourself skulking around in a dark alley and happen to meet a hunky vampire, or two or three, just remember the lessons learned in this cheeky little book Amy has put together. Remembering the golden rules of being a vampire will surely help you stay alive. And remember, don't forget to carry around one of those handy blood packs in case you ever get the munchies!

I so totally enjoyed reading this book. It's humor and insight into a teenage vampire's world was truly delightful. Humans and vampires-alike will love the sass and spunk found within every page. The advice offered can certainly be implemented into just about anything.

The illustrations found within the book were very beautiful and nicely put together. I felt each one added a deeper perception to the story. The pictures were certainly eye-candy for sure. A definite must-read!

Monday, July 23, 2012

Strip off NAKED and worship GOD


Wow another hot day




and my legs have now seen the sun .............sooooooooooooooo nice ...............wowwwwwwwwww a nice cotton dress and a light wind what more could a girl want  

Now we will have Sun worshippers heading to the beach with suntan oil

see the old ways are best let start worshipping the sun 

so much better to have an odd human sacrifice on holy days rather than the modern gods that talk of love and peace and then murder millions ................ just think nowadays the human sacrifice could be televised .........think of the revenue from advertising









And when laying on the beach you will need a book to read.....................

MINE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click below











More on sun worship 











The worship of the sun, or heliolatry (Gr. ‘helios’: Sun and ‘latry’: worship or excessive devotion), is known to have been prevalent since the beginning of recorded history of man. Sun worship was very important among many cultures; particularly the Egyptian, Indo-European (Greek, Roman, Babylonian, Persian, Sumerian, Vedic Aryan etc), and Meso-American (Aztec, Mixtec, Maya etc) cultures. The influence of the sun was also important or formed an integral part of religious beliefs of, among others, the Druids of England, the Incas of Peru and many Native North American tribes. Among Eastern religions, Japanese mythology refers to ‘Amaterasu’ the Sun Goddess, while there are distinct influences of sun worship in certain forms of Buddhism. Sun worship has been a very important element of ancient and modern Hinduism. 

Hinduism, as we know it today, is believed to have evolved over thousands of years, from a blend of the religious beliefs of the ancient indigenous ‘Indus Valley’ culture and the Vedic beliefs of invading (circa 2000–1500 BCE)  Indo-European ‘Aryan’ tribes from central Asia. The Vedas (the Rig-Veda, the Yajur-Veda, the Sama-Veda and the Atharva-Veda) and related texts (BrahmanasAranyakasUpanishadsand Puranas) are the sacred literature of Hinduism and are the oldest surviving scriptures still in use.

The Aryans were nature-worshipers who visualized the elements as warrior-like Gods; such as Indra(the god of thunder and of war); Surya (the sun god); Agni (the fire god); Vayu (the god of wind); andVaruna (the god of the oceans). These were important gods (Devas) of the Vedic pantheon and Indrawas the ruler of the gods.  Over time, as the Vedic religion assimilated local influences and evolved into Hinduism, the importance of some of the minor early Vedic gods, such as Vishnu (one of the three main gods of Hinduism today, along with Brahma and Shiva) increased manifold. On the other hand, the importance of the original main gods waned to very minor levels – except for Surya, who maintained an important position throughout the process of transformation of Hinduism over millennia. Even today, devout Hindus start their day at sunrise, with the ritualistic Surya Namaskar (Sun salutation). TheSurya Namaskar is explained in detail in the Vedas; specifically, the first chapter of the Tattritiya Aranyaka of the Krishna Yajur-Veda). The Gayatri Mantra, one of the most sacred of Hindu hymns, is also dedicated to the Sun.

In the Vedas, the Sun-god is described as a handsome golden youth triumphantly riding across the heavens in a chariot drawn by seven horses, each representing a day of the week. The Swastika (a holy symbol of Hinduism) is the sign of Surya and symbolizes his generosity without which there would be no life. There are a number of important Sun temples across the Indian subcontinent and additionally, many Shiva temples have a small shrine dedicated to Surya. Hinduism comprises diverse sects or denominations practicing different rituals and worshiping different gods of the Hindu pantheon. The Vaishnavites (followers of Vishnu); the Shaivites (followers of Shiva); the Shaktas (followers ofDevi or Shakti); and the Smartas (followers of a combination of five main deities including Surya) being the main. There is, incidentally, a small sect called the Sauras whose main deity is Surya himself.However, the veneration of Surya is common across all denominations of Hinduism.

In Buddhism, another of the great oriental religions, there are distinct indications from various temple and cave iconography, of the influence of the Sun-god and the venerable position held by Him. An example is the series of relatively well preserved images in the Central Asian (now Xingjian Province, China) Kizil caves, where a Sun-god (paired with a Moon-god) is shown along with the Buddha. There are also carvings of the Sun-god on pillars and lintels of many ancient Buddhist temples in India.

The notion of the influence of the sun is further reinforced by references in Buddhist texts, to the Buddha as ‘Aditya Bandhu’ (Sanskrit: ‘Bandhu’ – ‘friend’ or ‘kinsman’ and ‘Aditya’- another name for the sun). Buddhism as a religion does not propagate sun worship (in fact it prohibits it) and references to the Sun god do not form a part of any important doctrine. However, the influence of the sun, as a building block of the Buddhist cosmos, cannot be denied. Further, the early Buddhists believed that Gautama Buddha was the only Buddha.  Subsequently, however, the Mahayana version of Buddhism, propagated that the Buddha was but one in a series, and introduced the concept of ‘Bodhisattvas’(beings of wisdom) as already enlightened persons who could take on ‘Buddhahood’. It is interesting to note that in Mahayana Buddhist texts, many of these Bodhisattvas were endowed with sun-like qualities.

The Japanese religion, prior to the dominance of Buddhism, was a spirit based religion in which the Sun-god was the supreme spirit among a host of lesser spirits. In the Shinto religion, however, the Sun-goddess, Amaterasu, was the central figure. Later, when Buddhism was in ascendancy in Japan, Shinto priests employed a clever mechanism to reconcile the Shinto and Buddhist faiths by claiming that Amaterasu was an incarnation of the Buddha.

Sun worship (and also moon worship), world wide, can be traced with reasonable certainty to the fact that these were the two brightest celestial bodies seen to be traversing the firmament, by early man. However, the deification and worship of the sun was institutionalized mainly in agrarian societies, where man was dependant on the weather for his livelihood and well being. Based on this reasoning, it would be realistic to assume that sun worship would be a common phenomenon across all early societies.  Research has, however, shown that this has not been the case. It appears that sun worship was limited to only relatively advanced early societies such as the Mexican and Peruvian Indians, the Egyptians and, of course, the pre-Vedic and Vedic societies in India. This was probably due to the fact that such societies had developed the knowledge and intelligence to appreciate the fact of natural laws governing the movements of these celestial bodies.